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Girl using a vibrator considered cheating?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Renn wrote: »
    Someone should take tv/laptop/etc away from Richard for a while.

    Sure then you'd have less oppertunities to stalk me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭yawnstretch


    antodeco wrote: »
    It does everything? If it can cut the grass and make sandwiches it can stay!

    Lol but would you want to eat those sandwiches?


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Samson Mushy Bobsled


    Using a vibrator is not cheating any more than watching pron
    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    The rub was said character felt insecure

    Could you have said that any worse?:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭ben101


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Using a vibrator is not cheating any more than watching pron
    :rolleyes:

    I think you mean PRAWNS!!!;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭eco2live


    If it was up the bum it was cheating


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭ben101


    If his best friend was holding the vibrator,thats cheating.But otherwise ,game ball.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    I am seriously embarassed for the OP, seriously embarassed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

    If a vibrator is inserted into a fleshlight, will the other vibrators consider it cheating?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Let me explain, watching a tv show last night, comedy...BF comes home and catches GF using the GOLIATH of vibrators....this thing does everything!
    The rub was said character felt insecure, that the toy got her off when he coudln't.....but he flipped out and basically considered it cheating.

    Can such a scenario be applied to real life?, if your GF only got off using a vibrator and you're...well, crap, how would you feel about that?
    1. Glad that something is doing it for her.
    2. Damn glad that she is still with me in spite of any inadequacies - also that she must be still sticking around for other reasons besides just sex (love!) - so thats a bigger bonus too for that further reassurance!
    3. Glad that maybe there was now something more I could join in with her in sex-play, to use jointly to further our sex lives together - maybe even enhance them.

    Cheating? No.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    I am seriously embarassed for the OP, seriously embarassed.

    :confused: - i'm talking about a tv show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    :confused: - i'm talking about a tv show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sure you are, sure you are ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Let me explain, watching a tv show last night, comedy...BF comes home and catches GF using the GOLIATH of vibrators....this thing does everything!
    The rub was said character felt insecure, that the toy got her off when he coudln't.....but he flipped out and basically considered it cheating.

    Can such a scenario be applied to real life?, if your GF only got off using a vibrator and you're...well, crap, how would you feel about that?

    Your bein an eejit now.


    Its only cheatin if she gives it a name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Yes, it is cheating.

    Which is why to all my exes, I am known as the plastic bunny boiler.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    snyper wrote: »

    Jebus, i thought it was fairly obvious

    OP doesnt get fairly obvious anywhere on boards,ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    If she's using it on my girlfriend, then yes.:P





















    wishes he really had a girlfriend:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    zenno wrote: »
    you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke

    A mate said that about his ex mrs as well durin the week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭benagain


    when a vibrator can buy a round of drinks then ill worry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    No, just...no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    benagain wrote: »
    when a vibrator can buy a round of drinks then ill worry

    i expect to see that gag on Laugh or Die soon


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Women are lucky to have vibrators us men have blow up dolls, all right on the night but empty-en them out in the morning is messy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    sgb wrote: »
    Women are lucky to have vibrators us men have blow up dolls, all right on the night but empty-en them out in the morning is messy

    Even worse if they go down on ye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    :confused: - i'm talking about a tv show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You made a tit out of yourself. Man up and move on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    sgb wrote: »
    Women are lucky to have vibrators us men have blow up dolls, all right on the night but empty-en them out in the morning is messy


    Just slice a water melon in half, and hollow it out a little. Eh, I read that somewhere....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭chickenbutt


    sgb wrote: »
    Women are lucky to have vibrators us men have blow up dolls, all right on the night but empty-en them out in the morning is messy


    blow up dolls? thought the big thing these days were fleshlights!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    L'prof wrote: »
    At least make a proper comparison, like a fleshlight!!!

    I think I may order one, this chick makes it look awesome.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭AG2R


    Is a guy using his hand considered as cheating?

    Guy shouldn't have to use his hand if he has a gf, just saying :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Einhard wrote: »
    Just slice a water melon in half, and hollow it out a little. Eh, I read that somewhere....

    Sounds great, now eimhard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    Sounds great, now eimhard

    :eek:

    I just got sick a little in my mouth.






    hurries off to register the copyright for his username


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AG2R wrote: »
    Guy shouldn't have to use his hand if he has a gf, just saying :rolleyes:
    You have still loads to learn. :D


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