Girl using a vibrator considered cheating?

Richard Dower

Let me explain, watching a tv show last night, comedy...BF comes home and catches GF using the GOLIATH of vibrators....this thing does everything!
The rub was said character felt insecure, that the toy got her off when he coudln't.....but he flipped out and basically considered it cheating.

Can such a scenario be applied to real life?, if your GF only got off using a vibrator and you're...well, crap, how would you feel about that?

Mena

Chin up Richard, just keep practising and one day you'll satisfy her.

zenno

Richard Dower wrote: »

....this thing does everything!

sorry to burst in here like an explosion of snow, but how does it do everything ?.

the difference is body contact. you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke,. don't fool yourself girl./

Richard Dower

Mena wrote: »

Chin up Richard, just keep practising and one day you'll satisfy her.

AH smart arse :rolleyes:

up for anything

zenno wrote: »

the difference is body contact. you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke,. don't fool yourself girl./

Spoken like a man. :pac::pac:

Coriolanus

It's not cheating. If it was, so is fapping.

orourkeda

no its called ****

Ghost Train

depends on who's holding the vibrator

Princess Peach

Is a guy using his hand considered as cheating?

ball

Ghost Train wrote: »

depends on who's holding the vibrator

If the guy is, is he cheating?

ilovelamp2000

I'd see it as lightening the load

barone

he shoulda just joined in, simples

AckwelFoley

lol. Thats not cheating.

Not even close.

Jebus, i thought it was fairly obvious

Angron

Does the girlfriend try and get between the relationship of a man and his hand? Double standards I tells ya.

antodeco

It does everything? If it can cut the grass and make sandwiches it can stay!

Princess Peach

zenno wrote: »

sorry to burst in here like an explosion of snow, but how does it do everything ?.

the difference is body contact. you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke,. don't fool yourself girl./

You still have much to learn, young padwan.

Cupcake_Crisis

Lol as if!! Boards you so funny! If a girl using a vibrator is cheating so is a guy having a tommy tank. Fair is fair!

L'prof

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Lol as if!! Boards you so funny! If a girl using a vibrator is cheating so is a guy having a tommy tank. Fair is fair!

At least make a proper comparison, like a fleshlight!!!

galwayrush

It's cheating if it's someone elses vibrator.

tan11ie

What about if you join in? you could then just consider it a threesome

Cupcake_Crisis

L'prof wrote: »

At least make a proper comparison, like a fleshlight!!!

Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

L'prof

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

Perfectly acceptable.

Anywho, it's not called cheating. It's generally a welcome break. She does the foreplay so you don't have to

Asphyxia

That's silly! If it that was considered cheating then all masturbating would be considered cheating.. unless there's another person involved it's not cheating.

Cupcake_Crisis

L'prof wrote: »

Perfectly acceptable.

Anywho, it's not called cheating. It's generally a welcome break. She does the foreplay so you don't have to

Exactly. Let the electronics do all the hard work then you dive in and take all the credit!

orourkeda

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/410/vibrator001cp0.jpg/

cruiser178

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Exactly. Let the electronics do all the hard work then you dive in and take all the credit!

*takes notes

blackdog2

Can overuse of a toy widen her from a little country road to a saggy M50?

Cupcake_Crisis

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

Cut down on storage space, put your vibrator in his fleshlight.

Renn

Someone should take tv/laptop/etc away from Richard for a while.

ball

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Exactly. Let the electronics do all the hard work then you dive in and take all the credit!

Once again, a computer can do my job better than I can

yerraya

Denny M wrote: »

Does the girlfriend try and get between the relationship of a man and his hand? Double standards I tells ya.

I'll probably get eaten for saying this but in my experience most men's core philosophy is based on double standards!!!!;)

Richard Dower

Renn wrote: »

Someone should take tv/laptop/etc away from Richard for a while.

Sure then you'd have less oppertunities to stalk me.

yawnstretch

antodeco wrote: »

It does everything? If it can cut the grass and make sandwiches it can stay!

Lol but would you want to eat those sandwiches?

Using a vibrator is not cheating any more than watching pron
:rolleyes:

Matthew23

Richard Dower wrote: »

The rub was said character felt insecure

Could you have said that any worse?:p

ben101

bluewolf wrote: »

Using a vibrator is not cheating any more than watching pron
:rolleyes:

I think you mean PRAWNS!!!;)

eco2live

If it was up the bum it was cheating

ben101

If his best friend was holding the vibrator,thats cheating.But otherwise ,game ball.

Blobby George

I am seriously embarassed for the OP, seriously embarassed.

Hookah

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

If a vibrator is inserted into a fleshlight, will the other vibrators consider it cheating?

Biggins

Richard Dower wrote: »

Let me explain, watching a tv show last night, comedy...BF comes home and catches GF using the GOLIATH of vibrators....this thing does everything!
The rub was said character felt insecure, that the toy got her off when he coudln't.....but he flipped out and basically considered it cheating.

Can such a scenario be applied to real life?, if your GF only got off using a vibrator and you're...well, crap, how would you feel about that?

1. Glad that something is doing it for her.
2. Damn glad that she is still with me in spite of any inadequacies - also that she must be still sticking around for other reasons besides just sex (love!) - so thats a bigger bonus too for that further reassurance!
3. Glad that maybe there was now something more I could join in with her in sex-play, to use jointly to further our sex lives together - maybe even enhance them.

Cheating? No.

Richard Dower

Blobby George wrote: »

I am seriously embarassed for the OP, seriously embarassed.

- i'm talking about a tv show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EverEvolving

Richard Dower wrote: »

- i'm talking about a tv show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure you are, sure you are

Nodin

Richard Dower wrote: »

Let me explain, watching a tv show last night, comedy...BF comes home and catches GF using the GOLIATH of vibrators....this thing does everything!
The rub was said character felt insecure, that the toy got her off when he coudln't.....but he flipped out and basically considered it cheating.

Can such a scenario be applied to real life?, if your GF only got off using a vibrator and you're...well, crap, how would you feel about that?

Your bein an eejit now.


Its only cheatin if she gives it a name.

OutlawPete

Yes, it is cheating.

Which is why to all my exes, I am known as the plastic bunny boiler.

Otis Driftwood

snyper wrote: »

Jebus, i thought it was fairly obvious

OP doesnt get fairly obvious anywhere on boards,ever.

Einhard

If she's using it on my girlfriend, then yes.:P





















wishes he really had a girlfriend:(

Bruthal

zenno wrote: »

you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke

A mate said that about his ex mrs as well durin the week.

benagain

when a vibrator can buy a round of drinks then ill worry

Aoifey!

No, just...no.

AckwelFoley

benagain wrote: »

when a vibrator can buy a round of drinks then ill worry

i expect to see that gag on Laugh or Die soon