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Girl using a vibrator considered cheating?

  • 04-06-2011 06:48AM
    #1
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Let me explain, watching a tv show last night, comedy...BF comes home and catches GF using the GOLIATH of vibrators....this thing does everything!
    The rub was said character felt insecure, that the toy got her off when he coudln't.....but he flipped out and basically considered it cheating.

    Can such a scenario be applied to real life?, if your GF only got off using a vibrator and you're...well, crap, how would you feel about that?


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Comments

  • #2
    Mena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    Chin up Richard, just keep practising and one day you'll satisfy her.


  • #3
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    ....this thing does everything!

    sorry to burst in here like an explosion of snow, but how does it do everything ?.

    the difference is body contact. you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke,. don't fool yourself girl./


  • #4
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Mena wrote: »
    Chin up Richard, just keep practising and one day you'll satisfy her.

    AH smart arse :rolleyes:


  • #5
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    zenno wrote: »
    the difference is body contact. you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke,. don't fool yourself girl./

    Spoken like a man. :pac::pac:


  • #6
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    It's not cheating. If it was, so is fapping. :/


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  • #7
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    no its called ****


  • #8
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,465 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    depends on who's holding the vibrator


  • #9
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Is a guy using his hand considered as cheating?


  • #10
    ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    depends on who's holding the vibrator
    If the guy is, is he cheating?


  • #11
    ilovelamp2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    I'd see it as lightening the load


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  • #12
    barone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭barone


    he shoulda just joined in, simples


  • #13
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    lol. Thats not cheating.

    Not even close.

    Jebus, i thought it was fairly obvious


  • #14
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 24,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Does the girlfriend try and get between the relationship of a man and his hand? Double standards I tells ya.


  • #15
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,718 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    It does everything? If it can cut the grass and make sandwiches it can stay!


  • #16
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    zenno wrote: »
    sorry to burst in here like an explosion of snow, but how does it do everything ?.

    the difference is body contact. you will never get ultimate rubbing techniques from that yoke,. don't fool yourself girl./

    You still have much to learn, young padwan.


  • #17
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Lol as if!! Boards you so funny! If a girl using a vibrator is cheating so is a guy having a tommy tank. Fair is fair!


  • #18
    L'prof
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,072 ✭✭✭✭L'prof


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Lol as if!! Boards you so funny! If a girl using a vibrator is cheating so is a guy having a tommy tank. Fair is fair!

    At least make a proper comparison, like a fleshlight!!!


  • #19
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    It's cheating if it's someone elses vibrator.


  • #20
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    What about if you join in? you could then just consider it a threesome :D


  • #21
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    L'prof wrote: »
    At least make a proper comparison, like a fleshlight!!!

    Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator


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  • #22
    L'prof
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,072 ✭✭✭✭L'prof


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

    Perfectly acceptable.

    Anywho, it's not called cheating. It's generally a welcome break. She does the foreplay so you don't have to ;)


  • #23
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    That's silly! If it that was considered cheating then all masturbating would be considered cheating.. unless there's another person involved it's not cheating.


  • #24
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    L'prof wrote: »
    Perfectly acceptable.

    Anywho, it's not called cheating. It's generally a welcome break. She does the foreplay so you don't have to ;)

    Exactly. Let the electronics do all the hard work then you dive in and take all the credit!


  • #25
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/410/vibrator001cp0.jpg/


  • #26
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Exactly. Let the electronics do all the hard work then you dive in and take all the credit!


    *takes notes


  • #27
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Can overuse of a toy widen her from a little country road to a saggy M50?


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Fine! A fleshlight then! He can keep it in the drawer next to my vibrator

    Cut down on storage space, put your vibrator in his fleshlight.


  • #29
    Renn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭Renn


    Someone should take tv/laptop/etc away from Richard for a while.


  • #30
    ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Exactly. Let the electronics do all the hard work then you dive in and take all the credit!
    Once again, a computer can do my job better than I can


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  • #31
    yerraya
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61 ✭✭yerraya


    Denny M wrote: »
    Does the girlfriend try and get between the relationship of a man and his hand? Double standards I tells ya.

    I'll probably get eaten for saying this but in my experience most men's core philosophy is based on double standards!!!!;)


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