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  • #812
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v


    This white box is now Santa.

    Discuss.


  • #813
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    That looks like my living room, after he came on christmas eve.

    Pervert.


  • #814
    cakeisgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭cakeisgood


    Arse rabies


  • #815
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    :O


  • #816
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I knew there was something I forgot to do.


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  • #817
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    It's that Alzheimer's thread, does strange things to a man..


  • #818
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Alzheimers? Ooh, I'll take two please.


  • #819
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    No! You're getting two, and that's that!


  • #820
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You can't tell me what to do Fago!


  • #821
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Merry Fago EVERYONE!


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  • #822
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago? I'll take two, please.


  • #823
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    400_F_5014293_0ofDewQvcl7rgg365bksQUpukTVs0E3r.jpg


  • #824
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Sarky wrote: »
    Fago? I'll take two, please.

    No! You're getting 2 X 10^38, and that's that!


  • #825
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I used to be very forgetful. Then I found out had alzheimers and was sad. I learned to cope. Then I found out I had alzheimers and was sad.


  • #826
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Leader has instructed me to stop handing out bans shorter than 6 months. I'm not sure if he meant specifically in relation to this thread or not.

    ALLHAIRL TEH LEEDAOR


  • #827
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky the leader has instructed me to Inform you and anyone else present, that you have an ON RAIL deriere.


  • #828
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    awesome balls


  • #829
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why thank you for noticing. <wink>


  • #830
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky I think bands should be 1 year!


  • #831
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No, no, you know, 6 months and 17 days seems to fit rather snuggly?


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  • #832
    tiernanmul_gos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭tiernanmul_gos


    im feeling rebellious slap me with a 3 day ban


  • #833
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There you go. 3 days. Uh, plus however many more days make up a 6 month ban like I just mentioned would be the minimum.


  • #834
    papajimsmooth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    How can you ban, that which has no life?


  • #835
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Just 3 clicks:

    papajimsmooth -> Ban This User -> Ban!


  • #836
    mcgarry098
    Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    if you ban me from this forum you are entering a legally binding contract which gives me full authority over the banner and their capabilities as moderators\hmods\administrators. BAN ME NOW BITCHES.


  • #837
    mcgarry098
    Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    mike your ass is mine :)


  • #838
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh this should be funny.

    *gets popcorn*


  • #839
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    *gets big bag of Minstrels and a medium Sprite*


  • #840
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Also, who's Mike?

    And why have his buttocks fallen into your possession?


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  • #841
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll have my legal people call your legal people.

    They are authorised to bend your legal people over a table and thoroughly violate their human rights with your legally binding contract. The Geneva Convention can f*ck right off.


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