The After Hours Rapture Thread.

MitchKoobski · 21-05-2011 12:52PM

http://i.imgur.com/YrMnm.jpg

cristoir1961 · 21-05-2011 12:58PM

Garseys wrote: »

You mean EST?

He did say it would be 6pm in your respective time zone.....

He did and New Zealand and the rest of the countrys in that part of the world don't seem to be covered in fire and brimstone :P.

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 01:05PM

laughter189 wrote: »

Its due at 6pm today - according to Mr. 89 year-old Evangalist

Thats more than likely UTC , so add on 5 hours in Ireland .

Start drinking early this evening then .

Here's the facts.... don't think you're gonna get away with it....

Saturday 6PM local time wherever you live is the last day on earth, claims evangelical Christian

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389265/Judgment-Day-Rapture-Parties-planned-evangelist-Harold-Camping-predicts-huge-earthquake.html

Liam Byrne · 21-05-2011 01:21PM

mr.wiggle wrote: »

Here's the facts.... don't think you're gonna get away with it....

Saturday 6PM local time wherever you live is the last day on earth, claims evangelical Christian

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389265/Judgment-Day-Rapture-Parties-planned-evangelist-Harold-Camping-predicts-huge-earthquake.html

So where do we go to prolong things? If we go to the intermational date line can we watch the crowd 50 metres away on the other side of it die, and say "OK guys, 24 hours left"

That'd be an amazingly specific earthquake - catastrophically shaking one side of it to destruction while leaving the other side untouched! And it wouldn't even be a straight line!

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 01:28PM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

So where do we go to prolong things? If we go to the intermational date line can we watch the crowd 50 metres away on the other side of it die, and say "OK guys, 24 hours left"

That'd be an amazingly specific earthquake - catastrophically shaking one side of it to destruction while leaving the other side untouched! And it wouldn't even be a straight line!

I think this is the latest from NASA

http://education.usgs.gov/common/images/pp1707.jpg

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 01:31PM

laughter189 wrote: »

Now you are sowing the seeds of doubt in my head too.

Can we get this over with now .?

Must be true

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/end-of-the-world-is-very-nigh-indeed-2287185.html

JONJO THE MISER · 21-05-2011 01:39PM

Are we there dead yet? Are we there dead yet?

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 06:09PM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Are we there dead yet? Are we there dead yet?

No, althoughanyone that was holding their breath and waiting for the bang, might be

brummytom · 21-05-2011 06:10PM

I'm really annoyed the world hasn't ended, means I'll have to start some revision now

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 06:10PM

Just ensuring that we all know we are still alive ??
Anyone still out there??

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 06:12PM

spent all my money on booze.....to oblivion........:cool:

annascott · 21-05-2011 06:15PM

Quarter past six...phew!!!:p

Shryke · 21-05-2011 06:16PM

Well it's very rainy in Galway. Don't think it's the rain of death though. And I have an umbrella so **** YOU rain. I'm still going out dammit!

Garseys · 21-05-2011 06:18PM

Still here! Guess I wasn't raptured... Oh Well!:pac:

rcaz · 21-05-2011 06:23PM

The Rapture isn't the end of the world, it's when believers get transported from Earth to Heaven. Your own fault if you're stuck back there. Posting from Heaven now btw, the broadband up here is class.

Biggins · 21-05-2011 06:24PM

El Pr0n wrote: »

The Rapture isn't the end of the world, it's when believers get transported from Earth to Heaven. Your own fault if you're stuck back there. Posting from Heaven now btw, the broadband up here is class.

It must be out of this world!

falan · 21-05-2011 06:33PM

So what if it didn't happen. It's not the end of the world....Chin up.

Naikon · 21-05-2011 06:38PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Forest Master · 21-05-2011 06:40PM

El Pr0n wrote: »

The Rapture isn't the end of the world, it's when believers get transported from Earth to Heaven. Your own fault if you're stuck back there. Posting from Heaven now btw, the broadband up here is class.

Checked your IP - you're in Clondalkin. Either you're lying, or heaven is a sh*thole.

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 06:43PM

Hang, on, i see the sun in the sky , this is something strange and different, am i in heaven?

rcaz · 21-05-2011 06:47PM

Forest Master wrote: »

Checked your IP - you're in Clondalkin. Either you're lying, or heaven is a sh*thole.

Actually I'm in Clontarf, you creepy ****er :pac:

byhookorbycrook · 21-05-2011 06:47PM

Go to your local charity shop. Buy a bunch of clothing. Scatter what look like outfits across the lawns of the congregations who believe in the 5/21 rapture. They will arrive Sunday morning to find the empty clothing of people taken. This means that they got Left Behind. For extra style points, make sure there are some gay pride t-shirts and crotchless panties in the mix.

blaze1 · 21-05-2011 07:22PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

:pac:

Chris P. Bacon · 21-05-2011 07:50PM

So this is at 11pm tonight,yeah?

Waestrel · 21-05-2011 07:59PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

So this is at 11pm tonight,yeah?

no 6 pm local time, spreading accross the world as the sun moves.

Chris P. Bacon · 21-05-2011 08:04PM

Waestrel wrote: »

no 6 pm local time, spreading accross the world as the sun moves.

Ah right thanks,i thought it was 6pm America time

markc1184 · 21-05-2011 08:07PM

Someone wasn't very good at Maths in school!! This is twice now that mr. Camping has forgot to carry the 1. You'd think he'd learn from his mistakes.

Liam Byrne · 21-05-2011 08:48PM

Helloooooooo?

Am I the only one left?

Thrill · 21-05-2011 08:59PM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Helloooooooo?

Am I the only one left?

Yes.

General General · 21-05-2011 09:12PM

El Pr0n wrote: »

The Rapture isn't the end of the world, it's when believers get transported from Earth to Heaven. Your own fault if you're stuck back there. Posting from Heaven now btw, the broadband up here is class.

I'm guessing you're in for a disappointment when you go look up the p0rn sites.

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