The After Hours Rapture Thread.

fuerte1976 · 21-05-2011 10:23AM

xxlauraxxox wrote: »

6pm EST which is 2am irish time

wouldnt beleive this crap the world is ending since it started

Like I do ...:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 21-05-2011 10:27AM

2am hass passed..

*pinches myself*

*checkes genitals are intact*

IM STILL ALIVE!!!!

i want to make love to the world!!!

*hip thrusts*

BluesBerry · 21-05-2011 10:28AM

"My favourite pastime is raccoon hunting," Mr Larsen told CNN. "I've had to give that up. But this task is far more important."

:pac:

Do the Americans call their women raccoons now?

The bible belt in America really produce some very weird people anything like this always seems to originate from there

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 10:28AM

A load of ****e, if i'm wrong, sue me...:pac::pac:

genericguy · 21-05-2011 10:37AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

:pac:

Do the Americans call their women raccoons now?

The bible belt in America really produce some very weird people anything like this always seems to originate from there

to be fair i prefer these wackos to the ones produced in the middle east.

Pwindedd · 21-05-2011 10:49AM

snyper wrote: »

2am hass passed..

*pinches myself*

*checkes genitals are intact*

IM STILL ALIVE!!!!

i want to make love to the world!!!

*hip thrusts*

Would that not be 2am on 22nd ? still you get to fondle your genitals again !

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 11:01AM

The exact prophecy was lost in translation, it means, the end of sunshine for the summer, look outside, it's ****ing raining.

AckwelFoley · 21-05-2011 11:01AM

Pwindedd wrote: »

Would that not be 2am on 22nd ? still you get to fondle your genitals again !

No, because aliens or god or what ever the fcuk that whack job thinks will end the world use GMT.. not GMT-8

Either way, i'll be on genital duty for most of the weekend, the missus is away at her hen party so im also going to have a party... in my pants.

Pwindedd · 21-05-2011 11:08AM

snyper wrote: »

No, because aliens or god or what ever the fcuk that whack job thinks will end the world use GBT.. not GMT-8

Either way, i'll be on genital duty for most of the weekend, the missus is away at her hen party so im also going to have a party... in my pants.

sounds like a very productive way to spend the weekend ;-) Enjoy !

Liam Byrne · 21-05-2011 11:30AM

OK, knowing my luck tonight will be the night my Lotto numbers come up.....

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 11:34AM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

OK, knowing my luck tonight will be the night my Lotto numbers come up.....

Play safe and don't do it, :pac::pac:

Jesus Wept · 21-05-2011 11:41AM

Bit of a slow start so far.

FTGFOP · 21-05-2011 11:44AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

The world will end on May 21st 2011!!!!

Oh fuck! That's today!

My name is URL · 21-05-2011 11:48AM

Your man must have forgot to carry the 1

sunflower27 · 21-05-2011 11:50AM

Anyone with pets.... act now

(Check out the dog up in the top left-hand corner looking out the window).

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Lapin · 21-05-2011 11:51AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bit of a slow start so far.

Wish they'd hurry up and get on with it.

Liam Byrne · 21-05-2011 12:05PM

galwayrush wrote: »

Play safe and don't do it, :pac::pac:

Ah sure, I'll do it anyway.....ya never know

And if I don't win it won't be the end of th........... :eek:

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 12:06PM

Lapin wrote: »

Wish they'd hurry up and get on with it.

Uh-oh, it starts...

{National Forecast
21 May 2011 05:08

Today
Mostly overcast today with rain becoming widespread from the west during the morning. The rain will be heavy in places along with low cloud and mist, and will persist across the east until evening.}

I can confirm it has started raining in Cork:eek:

Padgeman · 21-05-2011 12:11PM

Made me laugh

Tubsandtiles · 21-05-2011 12:15PM

Ive the box of popcorn gone already, I don't want to head down to the shops for more in case I die half way between Tesco and my house

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 12:24PM

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

Ive the box of popcorn gone already, I don't want to head down to the shops for more in case I die half way between Tesco and my house

I die a little each time I use theTesco's in Mallow....

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 12:26PM

Might have more to dowith the Premiership relegation battle.

2qk4u · 21-05-2011 12:32PM

Can anyone tell me what time I will die at today ? dont want to have a shower and go to work if its not really needed.

mr.wiggle · 21-05-2011 12:39PM

kfallon wrote: »

Ah Jaysus I just bought milk this morn which is good til the 23rd!

This actually made me squirt milk out my nose...really!!
( and no, its not a party trick I do)

laughter189 · 21-05-2011 12:41PM

Its due at 6pm today - according to Mr. 89 year-old Evangalist

Thats more than likely UTC , so add on 5 hours in Ireland .

Start drinking early this evening then .

nacho libre · 21-05-2011 12:44PM

So I won't get to see Haye v Klitschko. Maybe this is why Haye finally agreed to the fight.

CamperMan · 21-05-2011 12:45PM

preacher Harold Camping has been smoking the weed for too long...... moron

PARKHEAD67 · 21-05-2011 12:45PM

what time does this **** go down? Hope to watch Celtic win the cup before I have to go:pac:

Garseys · 21-05-2011 12:49PM

laughter189 wrote: »

Its due at 6pm today - according to Mr. 89 year-old Evangalist

Thats more than likely UTC , so add on 5 hours in Ireland .

Start drinking early this evening then .

You mean EST?

He did say it would be 6pm in your respective time zone.....

laughter189 · 21-05-2011 12:50PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

I don't think this is true.

Now you are sowing the seeds of doubt in my head too.

Can we get this over with now .?

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