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27-04-2011 01:08PM

Apanachi wrote: »

if u think Im Pretty - like my status. If u love me - put a ♥ . If i am a good friend - put a . if u miss me - put a . if u ever had a crush on me - poke me. If ur not scared - put this as ur status ..
every 1 do this ♥

"and if u haf any brain cells pls remove me from friends list"

optogirl · 29-04-2011 04:57PM

http://www.oxygen.ie/girl_completes_facebook_30_day_song_challenge_nobody_cares.PAGE4243.html

BickNarry · 29-04-2011 05:10PM

they just get worse and worse.

irish_stevo815 · 29-04-2011 06:43PM

what really pisses me off the most about Facebook status' are the following:

1. These chain-letter type posts, something like "If you know someone who has done such and such, please post this..." ..... No i bloody well wont repost something that you have already posted.

2. Telling the world your personal issues with your partner/kids/etc. thorugh facebook - "God people need to get a life" or "Wow my little boy just made his first pooh"....I don't need to know, and if you have a problem with someone else, go sort it face to face.

3. And finally, those people, who every night at the same time just say "Night all".....Yes we know you go to bed, no need to tell me every single bloody night

mariebeth · 29-04-2011 10:12PM

It's not really that dumb, but it pis$es me off to no end when I see a friend of mine posting comments on the Guinness Rugby Supporters wishing Leinster good luck. This is the same friend who HATES anything to do with the Leinster rugby team & supporters, and rants about them to me as often as she possibly can.

mojesius · 29-04-2011 10:30PM

Here is some of the current shyte in my news feed:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BRAD PAISLEY IS COMING TO DUBLIN IN AUGUST I AM SO THERE

Good for you. Shut your trap.

Im on my way home great start to the bank hol and it's payday Wahoo!

7 people 'liked' this.

In "honor" of the big wedding on Friday, use your royal wedding guest name this week. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, then "of" followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Just for fun, post yours here. Then cut and paste it into your status

There are no words.

is having a SH*T Day and HATES Moody people.

Slightly hypocritical.

Fluorescence · 29-04-2011 10:39PM

mojesius wrote: »

In "honor" of the big wedding on Friday, use your royal wedding guest name this week. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, then "of" followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Just for fun, post yours here. Then cut and paste it into your status

Lol, because there's no way any of those things crop up as your Secret Question :pac:. You'd think people would have more cop on.

The thing that's annoying me on Facebook at the minute is the new feature that shows where you are. Why would anyone use this?? Stalking material, much?

marcbrophy · 02-05-2011 12:46AM

WTF like? :pac:

My curfew was the street lights, my mom didn't call my phone she yelled my name, I played outside with friends, not online. If I didn't eat what my mom cooked, then I didn't eat. Sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. I rode a bike without a helmet, getting dirty was OK, and neighbors cared as much as your parents did. Re-post if you drank water from a garden hose & survived.

Savage Tyrant · 04-05-2011 12:06AM

An actual status update on my page earlier.....

http://img835.imageshack.us/i/calim.jpg/

Voodoomelon · 04-05-2011 12:14AM

That's shockin. From an adult (presumably) too...

landsleaving · 04-05-2011 12:14AM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

An actual status update on my page earlier.....

http://img835.imageshack.us/i/calim.jpg/

Wht a ideyet.

The Shtig · 04-05-2011 12:20AM

landsleaving wrote: »

Wht a ideyet.

I now lyk pepl shud reli mind der on busnes!!!!!

Wetai · 04-05-2011 02:22PM

Someone writes in text speak on pretty much all their statuses/comments. It's really annoying. On Twitter, where there's a limit, fine. But on Facebook, where you've no limit (or if you do, it's like 500 chars) ... it's annoying and usually hard to read (for me, at least). :mad:

CHealy · 04-05-2011 03:38PM

"off the fags a few hours and the hair is been pulling out things i do to my self fML"

On my feed, from a male 23 year old apprentice mechanic.

STIG83 · 04-05-2011 06:40PM

Saw people putting up they were sad that Bin Laden was dead, i know they only taking the p**s but a bit stupid at the same time :rolleyes:

[Rasta] · 04-05-2011 06:56PM

I dont use facebook.
so I don't even have to spend 1 second on any of the sh!te you people go through.
problem officers?

Thatnastyboy · 04-05-2011 07:11PM

"friend" of mine posted this just now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vH7IOnuVyU&feature=share

marcbrophy · 04-05-2011 07:13PM

STIG83 wrote: »

Saw people putting up they were sad that Bin Laden was dead, i know they only taking the p**s but a bit stupid at the same time :rolleyes:

They probably didn't even know who he was, they just assumed he was some famous actor!! :pac:

Kinky Slinky · 04-05-2011 07:23PM

Female A -

Female B - What's wrong babe
Female A - Can't say on here I'll ring you
Female C - Call over and we can have a chat

Why do people even post $hit like this, it obvious you're just looking for attention. Wrecks my head the stupidity on Facebook. I was nearly going to quit it but I found an extension on Google chrome that hides all the stupid Facebook question

STIG83 · 04-05-2011 07:45PM

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Female A -
Female B - What's wrong babe
Female A - Can't say on here I'll ring you
Female C - Call over and we can have a chat

Why do people even post $hit like this, it obvious you're just looking for attention. Wrecks my head the stupidity on Facebook. I was nearly going to quit it but I found an extension on Google chrome that hides all the stupid Facebook question

Attention seeking idiots is all they are

Mr. Presentable · 04-05-2011 07:48PM

Registered user

wha · 04-05-2011 08:05PM

Around 80% of my facebook friends seem to be finishing college at the moment so all I get is:

"2,100 words to go!"

"2 down, 3 to go, roll on 3:30 on May 15th"

SHUT UP NOBODY CARES! I made it all the way through a degree without ever feeling the need to keep updating people on my word count.

St.Spodo · 04-05-2011 08:09PM

''Me and the girlos gettin lockoed tni. Reckin eh!''

Nobody cares, you're fúck ugly.

landsleaving · 04-05-2011 08:28PM

Lcronin2011 wrote: »

The awkward moment when you realise you are the only guy in early childhood studies!! ...How about that awkward moment when you realise your foxy, a retard and a gay prick?!?!?! :mad:

Ah yes, the old 'respond to annoying status update with borderline offensive and nasty status update that follows the same pattern' ploy.

skylight1987 · 04-05-2011 08:31PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I f'in HATE those status updates along the lines of...
Repost this if you have a Nanny in heaven...
If you have a child and you are the greatest mummy...
If you have the best daddy who was always there....
If you have a brilliant sister who is also your best friend...
Repost this if you know someone who is passed away but is looking down on you

Seriously. F*CK OFF!!

THIS ALSO WRECKS MY HEAD have they nothing else to do?

Lcronin2011 · 04-05-2011 08:32PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Ah yes, the old 'respond to annoying status update with borderline offensive and nasty status update that follows the same pattern' ploy.

Did i say i posted that as a status? Those were thoughts running through my head as i was reading the stupid original status that was meant to get to me in the first place!!

landsleaving · 04-05-2011 08:37PM

Lcronin2011 wrote: »

Did i say i posted that as a status? Those were thoughts running through my head as i was reading the stupid original status that was meant to get to me in the first place!!

It really did get to you then, nice one Foxy!

mink_man · 04-05-2011 08:41PM

one of the one on my news feed.

ugh rain i hate it pls go away

SHUT.........UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

christina_x · 04-05-2011 10:02PM

ziedth wrote: »

I have a few that put up seriously sad deep and meaningful shít like "why doesn't she love me" and "life is so hard"

My friend did something like this one day (we didn't invite her somewhere because she has not kept in contact or met up with us for over a year) So when she found out we were all headed to a concert her facebook status immediately was changed to "I guess I know who my real friends are"... So we all liked it

muhahaha

xxtattyberxx · 04-05-2011 10:18PM

Really could agree with 99% of these posts.
Guaranteed everyday some idiot with post

'good morning facebookers'
'ugh its raining'
'Ive such a hangover, never drinking again'
'I hate having to go to work'
'Mondays suck'
'of out tonight with the girlies'
'having breakfast with the child' :mad::mad:

Any of that stupid text talk :mad: :mad:

Serious amount of disfunctional groups of people that live next door to people, up the road etc and have full blown conversations with each other, whatever happened to the days of calling around for a cuppa and chat

Dont get me started of husband/wife sitting in different rooms and having the days conversation. Some of them are beyond comical in a pathetic way

Jesus Im on a rant :pac:

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