Osama Bin Laden IS ALIVE

crazym02 · 02-05-2011 4:32pm #1

In actual fact, contrary to news reports, Osama Bin Laden is very much alive and well and will in fact release a video to prove this in the coming days without a doubt. The reason I am so sure of this, is that the US Government have refused to show us any evidence whatsoever that he is dead, and apparently "buried the body at sea" immediately after apparently "killing" him. Oh es, they are just going to bury the body at sea of the most wanted man in the world, yeah right, sure, whatever. What a load of bollocks!

zuroph · 02-05-2011 4:33pm

crazym02 wrote: »

In actual fact, contrary to news reports, Osama Bin Laden is very much alive and well and will in fact release a video to prove this in the coming days without a doubt. The reason I am so sure of this, is that the US Government have refused to show us any evidence whatsoever that he is dead, and apparently "buried the body at sea" immediately after apparently "killing" him. Oh es, they are just going to bury the body at sea of the most wanted man in the world, yeah right, sure, whatever. What a load of bollocks!

oh! ok!

kwalshe · 02-05-2011 4:34pm

you have'nt seen the picture then? Maybe google it dude

crazym02 · 02-05-2011 4:35pm

The pictures are clearly photoshopped, it is the stock image of Asama that has been used to create the death photo, google it

Hogzy · 02-05-2011 4:35pm

crazym02 wrote: »

In actual fact, contrary to news reports, Osama Bin Laden is very much alive and well and will in fact release a video to prove this in the coming days without a doubt. The reason I am so sure of this, is that the US Government have refused to show us any evidence whatsoever that he is dead, and apparently "buried the body at sea" immediately after apparently "killing" him. Oh es, they are just going to bury the body at sea of the most wanted man in the world, yeah right, sure, whatever. What a load of bollocks!

Do you really expect News channels to be showing pictures of a bullet ridden dead body? What evidence would you like to see?

zuroph · 02-05-2011 4:35pm

kwalshe wrote: »

you have'nt seen the picture then? Maybe google it dude

what, the one with the eyes?! its the worst photoshop ever, and was online since last year!

MitchKoobski · 02-05-2011 4:35pm

The picture is a fake, but I'm willing to bet money that the reason they dumped him at sea is that no country would accept having him buried on their land.

Hogzy · 02-05-2011 4:38pm

MitchKoobski wrote: »

The picture is a fake, but I'm willing to bet money that the reason they dumped him at sea is that no country would accept having him buried on their land.

That or so that he wouldnt be exhumed and martyred.

I personally think he is alive and currently on a C-17 over the atlantic heading straight for Guantanamo Bay.

drkpower · 02-05-2011 4:39pm

crazym02 wrote: »

In actual fact, contrary to news reports, Osama Bin Laden is very much alive and well and will in fact release a video to prove this in the coming days without a doubt. The reason I am so sure of this, is that the US Government have refused to show us any evidence whatsoever that he is dead, and apparently "buried the body at sea" immediately after apparently "killing" him. Oh es, they are just going to bury the body at sea of the most wanted man in the world, yeah right, sure, whatever. What a load of bollocks!

I thought the conspiracy was that he has been dead for years.....!:D

You guys really need to work on developing a little consistency.

crazym02 · 02-05-2011 4:40pm

It's like the US government have deliberately used this "we buried him at sea" bull**** in order to give the conspiracy theorists something to be distracted by. It's like they're trying to distract us from the real **** going on in the world at the moment.

kwalshe · 02-05-2011 4:41pm

how can you tell it's a fake. The reality is that any picture we ever see will have the suspicion that it's 'shopped. Anyhew do you honestly believe that Obama would come out with that address if he had any doubt.

MitchKoobski · 02-05-2011 4:42pm

Hogzy wrote: »

I personally think he is alive and currently on a C-17 over the atlantic heading straight for Guantanamo Bay.

Yeah I was suprised they didn't torture him or announce they were gonna interrogate him. Would have made more sense.

If he is dead, he was probabaly shot by mistake.

cujimmy · 02-05-2011 4:42pm

I agree with OP, who ever heard of anyone taking a bin out on a bank holiday

namloc1980 · 02-05-2011 4:47pm

Hogzy wrote: »

Do you really expect News channels to be showing pictures of a bullet ridden dead body? What evidence would you like to see?

What are you on about? We have seen images of blood soaked, bullet ridden bodies on the news for years. Even last night there was a report on Sky News of the trouble in Syria and in the middle of it was a video of guy with a bullet hole in his head with blood and brain tissue pouring out.

Monty Burnz · 02-05-2011 4:48pm

MitchKoobski wrote: »

Yeah I was suprised they didn't torture him or announce they were gonna interrogate him. Would have made more sense.

If he is dead, he was probabaly shot by mistake.

I doubt he would have allowed himself be taken alive anyway. He just needed to keep a pistol on him all the time to ensure that he could shoot himself or force someone else to shoot him.

nullzero · 02-05-2011 4:53pm

Monty Burnz wrote: »

I doubt he would have allowed himself be taken alive anyway. He just needed to keep a pistol on him all the time to ensure that he could shoot himself or force someone else to shoot him.

You're filling in a lot of blanks there.

Perhaps they did kill him yesterday, until proof is provided a lot of people will be justifiably sceptical.

Jeboa Safari · 02-05-2011 4:58pm

nullzero wrote: »

You're filling in a lot of blanks there.

Perhaps they did kill him yesterday, until proof is provided a lot of people will be justifiably sceptical.

Maybe they'll let the conspiracy rumble for a bit, drag in some high profile people, then hit them with the evidence and ridicule them

Monty Burnz · 02-05-2011 4:58pm

nullzero wrote: »

You're filling in a lot of blanks there.

Perhaps they did kill him yesterday, until proof is provided a lot of people will be justifiably sceptical.

I'm filling in obvious, common-sense type blanks. Ones like this:

Q. How did did bin Laden die?
A. He died during a raid by US special forces when he received a _ _ _ shot wound to the head.

kwalshe · 02-05-2011 4:59pm

Trump will be looking for the death certificate

nullzero · 02-05-2011 5:04pm

Monty Burnz wrote: »

I'm filling in obvious, common-sense type blanks. Ones like this:

Q. How did did bin Laden die?
A. He died during a raid by US special forces when he received a _ _ _ shot wound to the head.

There's no need to be so condescending.

You were putting pistols in his hands, and orders for his men to shoot him before his enemies could capture him into the scenario, commonly known as making assumptions or filling in blanks armed with little other than opinion.

Abelloid · 02-05-2011 5:06pm

kwalshe wrote: »

how can you tell it's a fake. The reality is that any picture we ever see will have the suspicion that it's 'shopped. Anyhew do you honestly believe that Obama would come out with that address if he had any doubt.

This pic?

http://i.imgur.com/1DYgC.jpg

Anyone with eyes can see its 'shopped, and it has been online since 2009.

Hulk Hands · 02-05-2011 5:12pm

I'm expecting something to come up about the helicopter that was destroyed in the next few days.

I find it very hard to believe that the helicopter of a U.S special forces terrorism outfit would have a faulty helicopter, and much less that they would burn it out once it was found to be faulty after the operation.

I just need some mad conspiracy theorist to think of a reason and i'm set :pac:

nullzero · 02-05-2011 5:14pm

Hulk Hands wrote: »

I'm expecting something to come up about the helicopter that was destroyed in the next few days.

I find it very hard to believe that the helicopter of a U.S special forces terrorism outfit would have a faulty helicopter, and much less that they would burn it out once it was found to be faulty after the operation.

I just need some mad conspiracy theorist to think of a reason and i'm set :pac:

Ok, here goes...

After they killed Bin laden they got a slab of cans got gee eyed and flew what was in actual fact a stolen chopper around for a bit before burning out up the mountains.

How's that?

GHOST MGG2 · 02-05-2011 5:16pm

Apparently osama had suicide underpants on..when he was forced onto the helicopter he detonated himself by passing wind at the imperailistic dogs...
theres a conspiracy theory for ya:-p:P

Monty Burnz · 02-05-2011 5:20pm

nullzero wrote: »

There's no need to be so condescending.

Smiley face usually indicates a joke.

Revolution9 · 02-05-2011 5:23pm

I heard a news anchor say that Islamic tradition is to have the body buried within 24 hours of the death. Couldn't find a country to accept him, didn't want a grave to become a shrine to his followers, so now he is sleeping with the fishes.

When they killed Che Guevara they announced that he was buried in an unmarked grave so it's not as if they haven't employed this tactic before.

zuroph · 02-05-2011 5:23pm

theres even a copy of the two pics its a mix of circulating now.

serious lol if you cant see that its a fake.

nullzero · 02-05-2011 5:25pm

Monty Burnz wrote: »

Smiley face usually indicates a joke.

That or smugness, but I'll take your word for it this time.

Monty Burnz · 02-05-2011 5:25pm

Revolution9 wrote: »

When they killed Che Guevara they announced that he was buried in an unmarked grave so it's not as if they haven't employed this tactic before.

You can also imagine a bunch of Islamist nutters kidnapping some Red Cross workers or something and demanding the release of his body. No chance of that now.

Monty Burnz · 02-05-2011 5:26pm

nullzero wrote: »

That or smugness, but I'll take your word for it this time.

Why the aggressive attitude? Will I have to add you to the ignore list with Jackie Baron?

What happened to polite discussion?

nullzero · 02-05-2011 8:00pm

Monty Burnz wrote: »

Why the aggressive attitude? Will I have to add you to the ignore list with Jackie Baron?

What happened to polite discussion?

Aggressive attitude?
I just said the smiley could have meant you were joking or being smug. You said it was a joke and I said I'd take your word for it, no aggression there at all, just agreement, at least that's how I meant it anyway.

Di0genes · 02-05-2011 8:14pm

nullzero wrote: »

Perhaps they did kill him yesterday, until proof is provided a lot of people will be justifiably sceptical.

Again I'll have to ask. What proof would you like provided?

JustAddWater · 02-05-2011 8:18pm

He's laughing it up with a pint in his local enjoying the bank holiday with hitler

Not dead at all...

As for who actually got buried at sea... hmmm ????

double GG · 02-05-2011 9:23pm

They dumped him in the sea right?

What happens if he gets washed up somewhere?

Guy:Incognito · 02-05-2011 9:26pm

So they just said he's dead and hope he doesnt think of telling anyone he's still alive? Fair enough.

kwalshe · 02-05-2011 9:33pm

zuroph wrote: »

theres even a copy of the two pics its a mix of circulating now.

serious lol if you cant see that its a fake.

i had only been looking at this on the phone, checked it on my pc screen and pissed myself how fake it is!!!! What a dope is me

sh1tstirrer · 02-05-2011 10:02pm

Di0genes wrote: »

Again I'll have to ask. What proof would you like provided?

Who needs proof while there are gullible people around that will believe everything they are told by the media :rolleyes:

Abelloid · 02-05-2011 10:19pm

More on the picture that was doing the rounds this morning here -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/02/osama-bin-laden-photo-fake

BARRETT.50BMG · 02-05-2011 10:38pm

No loose ends. Bit too neat and tidy for my liking.

They say that they had a DNA match from his sisters brain, Im not geneticist but these tests take quite a bit longer than that, if Im not mistaken.

Facial Recognition Technology? Bit hard to do when 2 bullets have gone through your head.

All this in 12 hours? Its taken the best part of a decade to find the prick and in 12 hours he's killed, identified and buried.

This is all way too neat.

Obama cashing in his Next Term on the news camera was an especially nice touch!

Way, WAY too neat!

DoesNotCompute · 02-05-2011 10:39pm

Revolution9 wrote: »

I heard a news anchor say that Islamic tradition is to have the body buried within 24 hours of the death. Couldn't find a country to accept him, didn't want a grave to become a shrine to his followers, so now he is sleeping with the fishes.

When they killed Che Guevara they announced that he was buried in an unmarked grave so it's not as if they haven't employed this tactic before.

Yet Che became an icon/martyr anyway.

Bullseye1 · 02-05-2011 10:39pm

double GG wrote: »

They dumped him in the sea right?

What happens if he gets washed up somewhere?

Maybe he was in pieces:)

Fozzie Bear · 02-05-2011 10:45pm

crazym02 wrote: »

In actual fact, contrary to news reports, Osama Bin Laden is very much alive and well and will in fact release a video to prove this in the coming days without a doubt...

So what you are saying is President Obama went onto worldwide TV claiming Bin Laden was dead when in actual fact he is alive and will produce a video in the coming days to prove it!

Really? I mean seriously you really think that. REALLY????

Christ on a bike you think Obama is that f@cking stupid do you? That he would go out on a limb like he has in front of the entire planet of 6 billion people without being 1000% certain the Bin Laden is dead. I think we can be pretty sure they have all the "i"'s dotted and "t"'s crossed on this one and Mr Bin Laden is currently having a cigar with Allah surrounded by his 72 virgins.

BARRETT.50BMG · 02-05-2011 10:47pm

Bullseye1 wrote: »

Maybe he was in pieces:)

They weighed the Body Bag down so it would sink

Di0genes · 02-05-2011 10:48pm

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Who needs proof while there are gullible people around that will believe everything they are told by the media :rolleyes:

Well if you're not gullible what proof would suit you?

BARRETT.50BMG · 02-05-2011 10:49pm

Fozzie Bear wrote: »

So what you are saying is President Obama went onto worldwide TV claiming Bin Laden was dead when in actual fact he is alive and will produce a video in the coming days to prove it!

Really? I mean seriously you really think that. REALLY????

Christ on a bike you think Obama is that f@cking stupid do you? That he would go out on a limb like he has in front of the entire planet of 6 billion people without being 1000% certain the Bin Laden is dead. I think we can be pretty sure they have all the "i"'s dotted and "t"'s crossed on this one and Mr Bin Laden is currently having a cigar with Allah surrounded by his 72 virgins.

The WMDs in Iraq had all the i's and t's sufficiently crossed and dotted as well! Obamas fukcing delighted, he is going to be remembered as ''The President who got Bin Laden'' He's thrilled!

Fozzie Bear · 02-05-2011 10:51pm

double GG wrote: »

They dumped him in the sea right?

What happens if he gets washed up somewhere?

Just weigh the body down. There is a long tradition of Naval burials at sea going back a long long time. Its not that hard to make sure a body sinks and stays down.

Fozzie Bear · 02-05-2011 10:56pm

BARRETT.50BMG wrote: »

The WMDs in Iraq had all the i's and t's sufficiently crossed and dotted as well!

They were far from that;) Bush could hardly write his own name never mind dotting and crossing!

I honestly can't see Obama making a mistake like this. If he has then he can kiss 4 more years goodbye and will go down in history as one of the biggest eejits ever.

No I think they have not left anything to chance with this one.

Hey if I'm wrong and Bin Laden starts producing more (varifiable datewise etc) videos in the coming weeks I'll happily eat the humble cake!

BARRETT.50BMG · 02-05-2011 11:00pm

Hey ''Fool me once . . . . . . . . . . uhm . . . . . . . fool me twice and ehm . . . . . . . point is you cant fool me!''

Still though lads, does this not strike anyone as WAY too fukcing neat? Not one loose end. Not a single one, when Saddam got turned into a swingball there was photos EVERYWHERE!

Its all too perfect, and everything has happened way too fast.
Stinks of Prefab to me.

Noo · 02-05-2011 11:11pm

What is the time frame of all the events? From the time it all took place to the time it was announced that he was buried at sea etc?

The place they killed him is a good 1300km from the sea...just saying is all.

Laisurg · 02-05-2011 11:16pm

i usually stay well clear of the conspiracy forum, but i think this one is bang on, it does all sound very suspect and the picture looks a bit dodgey, it does look like its photo shopped when you compare it to another picture of him, i would say its to boost obamas popularity, so far he's made an absolute cock up of the whole thing and has shown that he's an absolute spastic with his whole treatment of marijuana laws, refusing to even talk about them and when he's finally forced just throw out a fake laugh when being told about people lifes being effectively ruined for getting caught with a small amount of weed, even the americans wouldn't have brought this idiot back in but with this maybe they will give the spa a 2nd term.

Monty Burnz · 02-05-2011 11:17pm

Noo wrote: »

The place they killed him is a good 1300km from the sea...just saying is all.

They arrived in helicopters. How do you think they left? Just saying, is all!

Osama Bin Laden IS ALIVE

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