I'm so rich it's positively embarrassing.

we'llallhavetea_old · 09-04-2011 01:03PM

i will only sip my tea from the finest bone china cups dahling.

i like the *ting* sound they make.

Glico Man · 09-04-2011 01:05PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i will only sip my tea from the finest bone china cups dahling.

i like the *ting* sound they make.

Does one lift ones baby finger when sipping?

we'llallhavetea_old · 09-04-2011 01:06PM

aaronh007 wrote: »

Does one lift ones baby finger when sipping?

of course dahling *sips* see? out she pops the little rascal!

pow wow · 09-04-2011 01:30PM

Dress nice and use the executive lounges at airports whilst waiting for my Ryanair flight.

AskMyChocolate · 09-04-2011 02:08PM

I often go to Gonzaga and Belvedere school reunions and pretend I'm the quiet bloke that nobody can remember.

Vicxas · 09-04-2011 02:46PM

Putting 22 euro worth of petrol in my car, oh my i blow that 2 euro right out my exhaust!

Agricola · 09-04-2011 02:54PM

Wiping my ass with monopoly money. It most certainly cant be used as legal tender.

Tea-a-Maria · 09-04-2011 04:54PM

I drink orange juice out of wine glass.

whiskeyman · 09-04-2011 05:19PM

I actually still spend money on music and DVDs.
Oh the frivolousness of it all!

Gordon Gecko · 09-04-2011 06:31PM

I walk around Fitzwilliam Square and St. Stephen's Green during my lunch breaks, dressed in a suit and scanning a copy of the Financial Times intensely as though the numbers mean something to me :pac::pac::pac:

sh1tstirrer · 09-04-2011 09:26PM

yekahS wrote: »

I write articles where I speak of the horrors of living on minimum wage and having to shop in ALDI.

Just imagine the horror if you didn't have an ALDI to shop in.

azezil · 09-04-2011 09:38PM

I refer to my flatmate as "the help" cause he's black and cooks stuff for me ^_^

brianthomas · 09-04-2011 09:43PM

I sit in silence wishing I was someone else.

brianthomas · 09-04-2011 09:47PM

I sit in silence judging the people i'm better than

brianthomas · 09-04-2011 09:47PM

I sit in silence

Gummy Panda · 09-04-2011 10:16PM

I wear a top hat

ShooterSF · 09-04-2011 10:42PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I wear a top hat

Me too. AND NOTHING ELSE!

rainbowdrop · 09-04-2011 10:52PM

I asked my good friend Jarvis Cocker, of 'Pulp' fame to write a song for me. I do believe it's called 'Common People' or something along those lines.

Some of you peasants may have heard it?

cocoshovel · 09-04-2011 10:59PM

I sit at the gate for New York and Dubai etc when I'm at Dublin airport, then I stand up and walk with the crowd when the first class passengers are called to board so people think I'm one of them. Then When nobody is looking I sneak back to my Ryanair gate.

cml387 · 09-04-2011 11:04PM

Aldi is the new Superquinn,dahlings.

Aishae · 09-04-2011 11:11PM

i put my creme egg in an egg cup and eat it with a spoon and eat chocolate bars with a knife and fork - choc will tide you over and it keeps better than than rich bitches fresh food - im no good with a can opener :cool:

Glico Man · 10-04-2011 05:17AM

Aishae wrote: »

i put my creme egg in an egg cup and eat it with a spoon and eat chocolate bars with a knife and fork - choc will tide you over and it keeps better than than rich bitches fresh food - im no good with a can opener :cool:

But of course you're not... that's what the help is for :pac:

silverharp · 10-04-2011 09:31AM

I once bought the branded tin foil instead of the generic brand.

Mensch Maschine · 10-04-2011 10:48AM

I hang around poorer people.

resistantdoor · 10-04-2011 01:12PM

I dress up as Mr. Burns......and kiss pictures of Smithers.....don't tell anyone though. :'(

IPushButtons · 10-04-2011 06:18PM

I use black people as slaves (Legally)

:D

Mint Sauce · 10-04-2011 06:23PM

Every so often I fold over the next sheet of toilet paper into a point like they do in some hotels.

El_Dangeroso · 10-04-2011 06:42PM

I like to pretend underground car parks are my personal garage and I'm a millionaire with a penchant for mid-priced family saloons and people carriers.

Chocablock · 10-04-2011 06:43PM

I buy condoms and tell everyone Im having a posh w**k when the truth is im just having sex :-(

eurokev · 10-04-2011 06:51PM

I make friends with immigrants thus given people the impression im well travelled.

I also use them to enhance my foreign lingo, should I have a dream that im in a far and distant land,

I'm so rich it's positively embarrassing.

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