I'm so rich it's positively embarrassing.

ladysarastro · 09-04-2011 05:50AM

I pour lidl coke into a empty Coca Cola bottle

chicken fingers · 09-04-2011 05:57AM

I call my maid different names every time I see her to give myself the impression that I have many, many maids rather than just the one.

AskMyChocolate · 09-04-2011 06:43AM

aaronh007 wrote: »

I once used a lens from a pair of broken glasses, with a length of string attached as a monocle... does that count?

Why would it not?

*unhooks rope and ushers Aaron into the VIP area*

James T Kirk · 09-04-2011 07:06AM

I've enough money to last me the rest of my life.

If I'm dead by Tuesday. :pac:

Savage Tyrant · 09-04-2011 07:07AM

I got a Mercedes keyring and put it on my Citroën car key. Oh yeah. And I make sure to put it down in the counter in the shops when I'm hoking in my pockets for that extra 20 cent coin that I know is in there somewhere.
And on Sunday's I swap my Merc keyring for a Porche one. Fuck yeah.

AskMyChocolate · 09-04-2011 07:08AM

Abi wrote: »

Talking about money is so common.

/nose in the air

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Everytime I see somebody with their nose in the air I fancy I can smell the shop.A sign of new money. Such an underbred thing to do.:pac:

James T Kirk · 09-04-2011 07:15AM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I got a Mercedes keyring and put it on my Citroën car key. Oh yeah. And I make sure to put it down in the counter in the shops when I'm hoking in my pockets for that extra 20 cent coin that I know is in there somewhere.
And on Sunday's I swap my Merc keyring for a Porche one. Fuck yeah.

Living the dream, dude. Living the dream... :pac:

AskMyChocolate · 09-04-2011 07:29AM

Pauleta wrote: »

I wear a blazer and refer to myself as one

You refer to yourself as a blazer? That has the insanity of an inbred royal. Well played King George. I think we have a winner.

flowerchild · 09-04-2011 07:46AM

I go get money out of an automatic teller machine so I can give it as a bundle to a homeless guy and his black dog on a freezing cold night.

Should have given it straight to the dealer but the dog looked cold.

Glico Man · 09-04-2011 08:43AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Why would it not?

*unhooks rope and ushers Aaron into the VIP area*

Hmmmm.... Quite...

phasers · 09-04-2011 09:14AM

Instead of glasses, I wear two monocles.

biko · 09-04-2011 09:21AM

I wear a fake Rolex.

smk89 · 09-04-2011 09:22AM

I attached 2 cardboard tubes to my pistol yesterday pretending it was a shotgun and went hunting in the woods yesterday.

swarm.of.bees · 09-04-2011 10:01AM

I'm fúcking the Queen. Can't get posher than that... :cool:

Joey the lips · 09-04-2011 10:04AM

I let everyone else pay for me....

Gingersnaps · 09-04-2011 10:13AM

I wear shabby clothes, an oversized baseball cap and oversized sunglasses while walking home from the chipper eating my chips and pretending I'm really a celebrity trying to look like an "ordinary" person.

flowerchild · 09-04-2011 10:16AM

Joey the lips wrote: »

I let everyone else pay for me....

Only truly rich people do that. You must be loaded ....

holystungun9 · 09-04-2011 10:19AM

Gingersnaps wrote: »

I wear shabby clothes, an oversized baseball cap and oversized sunglasses while walking home from the chipper eating my chips and pretending I'm really a celebrity trying to look like an "ordinary" person.

Me too! I try to give off a .com millionaire in hiding kinda vibe. Like I've sold my social network for millions.

senorwipesalot · 09-04-2011 10:26AM

On sundays my labrador, Smedley,wears a cravat fashioned from a j-cloth in the style of gay burns.
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flowerchild · 09-04-2011 10:27AM

holystungun9 wrote: »

Me too! I try to give off a .com millionaire in hiding kinda vibe. Like I've sold my social network for millions.

No need to put effort into it. Just be a politician. They 'smell' of wealth.

coolbeans · 09-04-2011 10:32AM

On hot days I sit on the veranda drinking gin and tonic reminisce about The Empire.

Pwindedd · 09-04-2011 10:42AM

ladysarastro wrote: »

I pour lidl coke into a empty Coca Cola bottle

Amateur - it's a lot easier to take the Coca-Cola label off the bottle and wrap it round the lidl bottle...!

sh1tstirrer · 09-04-2011 10:50AM

A neighbour of mine who isn't rich or poor takes a wad of €50 notes in her hand bag, to flash the cash. When she goes into the local shop she will spend €10 and in the process of paying she will pull out all her €50 notes have a quick look around to see if anyone can see them (look at me I'm rich) :rolleyes:

Bartyman · 09-04-2011 10:54AM

Laughing reading all this, have often said to the OH

"Money would only spoil us"

As we tuck into another chilled glass of Aldi charnonnay on the verandah..

Yitzhak Rabin · 09-04-2011 10:59AM

I write articles where I speak of the horrors of living on minimum wage and having to shop in ALDI.

whiskeyman · 09-04-2011 11:02AM

"Good-day buskeep! Taketh me to my residence post haste.
Here's my usual tip for thee of €1.85"

HoneyRyder · 09-04-2011 11:57AM

I have a wardrobe full of Ralph Lauren and Karen Millen clothes that I'm not sure I've even worn but I still need to call my Dad when my rent's due

Milky Moo · 09-04-2011 12:17PM

I call my Nokia63 a BlackBerry.

I get my parents to buy me diet redbull bring it back up to dublin, when I am at home I drink the diet Red Thunder and keep the real stuff for when I am out and about.

I am not proud nor am I ashamed!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 09-04-2011 12:34PM

I go to the coffee shop and order the oriental teas as if I know what the fcuk I am doing...

Glico Man · 09-04-2011 01:03PM

I look at hotel rooms in the Four Seasons and the Burj al Arab thinking hmmm maybe... but then I spot that there's no kettle available in the room and go for something less affordable

I'm so rich it's positively embarrassing.

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