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How full is a full body massage

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  • #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    strobe wrote: »
    *sigh* Fixed your post.
    :pac:

    Thank you anything else you would like to fix :p


  • #33
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    By the by I would highly recommend an exfoliating body scrub. Very relaxing & your skin is amazing after it.

    A brillo pad on a stick does the same trick.

    Gets into all the nooks & crannies too and costs a fraction of the price.


  • #34
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage


  • #35
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'd love a crack, back & sack massage.


  • #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage

    The deeper the better !


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  • #37
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage


    Deep tissue can be painful if you have knots in your muscles. The therapist will try to knead the knots out & I hate it. Relaxing my hole.
    Hot stone is actually very nice.


  • #38
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage

    First the deep tissue then the hot stone. Why the fukk not, go all out. Also, drop a couple of yokes half an hour before hand.

    I'm helping.


  • #39
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    I had one before. After about half an hour I said to yer one

    "I dont know what you're lookin for..but its a bit more to the left!"


  • #40
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    hondasam wrote: »
    The deeper the better !

    I know! Right now I could do with an elephant to walk on me.


  • #41
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    strobe wrote: »
    First the deep tissue then the hot stone. Why the fukk not, go all out.

    I'm helping.

    I would be tempted but I want to go for a facial as well.


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  • #42
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    They probably couldn't find it.

    Ok, that's it, now I'm stopping:D

    It was a freezing wet cloth (wonder why) so they probably couldn't.. :)


  • #43
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Just storm in, grab the first person you see by the neck, point to your crotch and scream '**** ME YOU UGLY FUCK!!'


  • #44
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    All Tom Dunne's good work in advertising against prostitution has been undunne right here in this thread! I hope you're all proud of yerselves!


  • #45
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I would be tempted but I want to go for a facial as well.

    Jaysus make up your mind woman. The bloke can't be a mind-reader.


  • #46
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    All Tom Dunne's good work in advertising against prostitution has been undunne right here in this thread! I hope you're all proud of yerselves!

    What are you talking about.


  • #47
    winston82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭winston82


    Not as full as my ballbag

    Happy endings ftw


  • #48
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    All Tom Dunne's good work in advertising against prostitution has been undunne right here in this thread! I hope you're all proud of yerselves!


    Have you seen the state of the average brazer on the streets? They don't even have teeth. Maybe Tom Dunne is trying to clean things out - a prostitute tabula rasa - before bringing in a better class of prozzy. Fair play. Less tracksuits more latex. Less Heroin, more chic.

    Good man.


  • #49
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    What are you talking about.

    Tom Dunne, the dude on the wireless, not the Boards member, put a few advertisements out there to prevent other dudes from availing of the services of prostitutes there a while back.

    This thread just opens up all kinds of curiosities for dudes lookin' to be rubbed from head to toe for a nominal fee! :pac:


  • #50
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    winston82 wrote: »
    Not as full as my ballbag


    10cc?


  • #51
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

    Go for hammam instead. You're put on a marble slab by burly Turkish men and scrubbed with soaps and oils by about four bear-like savages. Then spun around in the soapy froth as they dowse you with buckets of alternatingly scalding and freezing water.....then they wrap you in wadding and bungle you into a sauna.

    Massage! me HOLE!


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  • #52
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    I recently had a very lovely full body Swedish massage that was slightly ruined by the sound of enormous gurgles when the guy was touching my tummy. Neither of us could stop laughing long enough to continue so have lunch before you go! :)


  • #53
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I would be tempted but I want to go for a facial as well.
    oh dear :pac:



    deep breaths unpossible, deep breaths, do not drag this thread any lower.


  • #54
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

    pics or gtfo.


  • #55
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    hondasam wrote: »
    The deeper the better !

    for god sakes, there was a nice thread going on and you had to bring down the tone with innuendo.

    there is always one.


  • #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    mawk wrote: »
    for god sakes, there was a nice thread going on and you had to bring down the tone with innuendo.

    there is always one.

    Tell it to someone who gives a ****


  • #57
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Thanks for the recommendations for the hot stone massage. It was fab. My body is limp now. Completely relaxed tonight. WOW

    love you lots


  • #58
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    where did you get it done??


  • #59
    TAPlank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭TAPlank


    Can't have a full body massage if you are hungry.


  • #60
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

    Can you not specify this to the massage parlour?


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  • #61
    airman101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭airman101


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I would love to go for a male but I dont think the spa i go to have a male masseuse
    ill give ya a massage if ya like, as i long as i get 1 in return!!! people helping people.............;)


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