How full is a full body massage

ilovesleep

I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

sxt

first post

Orando Broom

Second post. And Full body massages don't include the bollox.

KeithM89_old

All il say is, you should probably get a Brazilian wax beforehand..:pac:

My name is URL

There are some areas of the body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

I'm guessing they're the parts I do want rubbed

xsiborg

*keeps fingers crossed hopefully for hopeful anticipated reply*

ilovesleep

Orando Broom wrote: »

Second post. And Full body massages don't include the bollox.

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Full body consists of

Back (including upper buttocks) and neck
Back of legs
Front of legs and feet
Abdomen (optinoal, some people find it too ticklish)
Arms
Head, upper chest and face

xsiborg wrote: »

*keeps fingers crossed hopefully for hopeful anticipated reply*

Hope it was worth the wait

Mrmoe

ilovesleep wrote: »

There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

Why the hell not?:P

Aoifey!

That very question is why I don't think I'll ever get a full body massage.

hondasam

ilovesleep wrote: »

I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

are you going to male or female masseuse ?

Fart

I think they may stick the finger in and give it a swirl. Ask them beforehand.

Orando Broom

ilovesleep wrote: »

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

Well you'll have the beubs pulled off ya.

Jesus Wept

soapy tit ****

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ilovesleep wrote: »

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

You're a eunuch?

abouttobebanned

More happy endings than a Disney filmathon.

starbelgrade

What you're looking for is a massage with a "happy ending".

Make sure you state this clearly at the start to avoid confusion.

ilovesleep

hondasam wrote: »

are you going to male or female masseuse ?

I would love to go for a male but I dont think the spa i go to have a male masseuse

super_furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ilovesleep wrote: »

I would love to go for a male but I dont think the spa i go to have a male masseuse

What's a male masseuse...?!

A masseuse is always female - the male term is a masseur

easyeason3

ilovesleep wrote: »

I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

What parts don't you want rubbed?

I get full body massages regularly & they don't drop the hand or touch anywhere inappropriate. I'm sure if you want that it would cost more.

When you are getting it done make sure you tell them what kind of pressure to apply. I get massages to relax but one of the girls seems to think that this means she can pummel the fcuk out of me to the point it hurts.

hondasam

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

What's a male masseuse...?!

A masseuse is always female - the male term is a masseur

I know but this is boards, do we have to be perfect ?

strobe

hondasam wrote: »

I know but this is boards, do we have to be perfect ?

hondasam wrote: »

I know this is boards but, do we have to be perfect?

*sigh* Fixed your post.
:pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

hondasam wrote: »

I know but this is boards, do we have to be perfect ?

Hey, I'm just trying to instill a little friendly knowledge, here! relx! Backrub...?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

strobe wrote: »

*sigh* Fixed your post.
:pac:

Actually, the "I know" should have a comma after it as well.

That's it, I promise, I'm stopping now!

ilovesleep

easyeason3 wrote: »

What parts don't you want rubbed?

I get full body massages regularly & they don't drop the hand or touch anywhere inappropriate. I'm sure if you want that it would cost more.

When you are getting it done make sure you tell them what kind of pressure to apply. I get massages to relax but one of the girls seems to think that this means she can pummel the fcuk out of me to the point it hurts.

Dont want my belly rubbed.

stovelid

Last time I had one it was everywhere except my works (she covered them with a cloth). Not sure what what the drill would be for women. Probably same and boobs I assume.

It's not a sensual type of thing at all - quite impersonal.

I'm sure if you just ask them to avoid other spots they will.

strobe

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

That's it, I promise, I'm stopping now!

Oooohh. I saw what you did their.

hondasam

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Hey, I'm just trying to instill a little friendly knowledge, here! relx! Backrub...?

I will have all areas rubbed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

stovelid wrote: »

Last time I had one it was everywhere except my works (they covered them with a cloth).

I was devastated. .

They probably couldn't find it.

Ok, that's it, now I'm stopping:D

easyeason3

ilovesleep wrote: »

Dont want my belly rubbed.

Just tell them that before they start. They don't do much around the belly area anyway so you should be grand.

By the by I would highly recommend an exfoliating body scrub. Very relaxing & your skin is amazing after it.

hondasam

strobe wrote: »

*sigh* Fixed your post.
:pac:

Thank you anything else you would like to fix

starbelgrade

easyeason3 wrote: »

By the by I would highly recommend an exfoliating body scrub. Very relaxing & your skin is amazing after it.

A brillo pad on a stick does the same trick.

Gets into all the nooks & crannies too and costs a fraction of the price.

ilovesleep

And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage

starbelgrade

I'd love a crack, back & sack massage.

hondasam

ilovesleep wrote: »

And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage

The deeper the better !

easyeason3

ilovesleep wrote: »

And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage

Deep tissue can be painful if you have knots in your muscles. The therapist will try to knead the knots out & I hate it. Relaxing my hole.
Hot stone is actually very nice.

strobe

ilovesleep wrote: »

And what would ye recommend - a hot stone massage or a deep tissuse massage

First the deep tissue then the hot stone. Why the fukk not, go all out. Also, drop a couple of yokes half an hour before hand.

I'm helping.

FesterBeatty

I had one before. After about half an hour I said to yer one

"I dont know what you're lookin for..but its a bit more to the left!"

ilovesleep

hondasam wrote: »

The deeper the better !

I know! Right now I could do with an elephant to walk on me.

ilovesleep

strobe wrote: »

First the deep tissue then the hot stone. Why the fukk not, go all out.

I'm helping.

I would be tempted but I want to go for a facial as well.

stovelid

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

They probably couldn't find it.

Ok, that's it, now I'm stopping:D

It was a freezing wet cloth (wonder why) so they probably couldn't..

Dangerous Man

Just storm in, grab the first person you see by the neck, point to your crotch and scream '**** ME YOU UGLY FUCK!!'

strokemyclover

All Tom Dunne's good work in advertising against prostitution has been undunne right here in this thread! I hope you're all proud of yerselves!

AskMyChocolate

ilovesleep wrote: »

I would be tempted but I want to go for a facial as well.

Jaysus make up your mind woman. The bloke can't be a mind-reader.

ilovesleep

strokemyclover wrote: »

All Tom Dunne's good work in advertising against prostitution has been undunne right here in this thread! I hope you're all proud of yerselves!

What are you talking about.

winston82

Not as full as my ballbag

Happy endings ftw

Dangerous Man

strokemyclover wrote: »

All Tom Dunne's good work in advertising against prostitution has been undunne right here in this thread! I hope you're all proud of yerselves!

Have you seen the state of the average brazer on the streets? They don't even have teeth. Maybe Tom Dunne is trying to clean things out - a prostitute tabula rasa - before bringing in a better class of prozzy. Fair play. Less tracksuits more latex. Less Heroin, more chic.

Good man.

strokemyclover

ilovesleep wrote: »

What are you talking about.

Tom Dunne, the dude on the wireless, not the Boards member, put a few advertisements out there to prevent other dudes from availing of the services of prostitutes there a while back.

This thread just opens up all kinds of curiosities for dudes lookin' to be rubbed from head to toe for a nominal fee! :pac:

stovelid

winston82 wrote: »

Not as full as my ballbag

10cc?

jackiebaron

ilovesleep wrote: »

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

Go for hammam instead. You're put on a marble slab by burly Turkish men and scrubbed with soaps and oils by about four bear-like savages. Then spun around in the soapy froth as they dowse you with buckets of alternatingly scalding and freezing water.....then they wrap you in wadding and bungle you into a sauna.

Massage! me HOLE!