How full is a full body massage

ilovesleep · 07-04-2011 10:59PM #1

I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

sxt · 07-04-2011 11:00PM

first post

Orando Broom · 07-04-2011 11:00PM

Second post. And Full body massages don't include the bollox.

KeithM89_old · 07-04-2011 11:00PM

All il say is, you should probably get a Brazilian wax beforehand..:pac:

My name is URL · 07-04-2011 11:00PM

There are some areas of the body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

I'm guessing they're the parts I do want rubbed

xsiborg · 07-04-2011 11:00PM

*keeps fingers crossed hopefully for hopeful anticipated reply*

ilovesleep · 07-04-2011 11:02PM

Orando Broom wrote: »

Second post. And Full body massages don't include the bollox.

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-04-2011 11:03PM

Full body consists of

Back (including upper buttocks) and neck
Back of legs
Front of legs and feet
Abdomen (optinoal, some people find it too ticklish)
Arms
Head, upper chest and face

xsiborg wrote: »

*keeps fingers crossed hopefully for hopeful anticipated reply*

Hope it was worth the wait

Mrmoe · 07-04-2011 11:03PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

Why the hell not?:P

Aoifey! · 07-04-2011 11:04PM

That very question is why I don't think I'll ever get a full body massage.

hondasam · 07-04-2011 11:05PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

are you going to male or female masseuse ?

Fart · 07-04-2011 11:05PM

I think they may stick the finger in and give it a swirl. Ask them beforehand.

Orando Broom · 07-04-2011 11:06PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

Well you'll have the beubs pulled off ya.

Jesus Wept · 07-04-2011 11:07PM

soapy tit ****

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-04-2011 11:07PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Well thats good to know but I don't have a bollox

You're a eunuch?

abouttobebanned · 07-04-2011 11:07PM

More happy endings than a Disney filmathon.

starbelgrade · 07-04-2011 11:08PM

What you're looking for is a massage with a "happy ending".

Make sure you state this clearly at the start to avoid confusion.

ilovesleep · 07-04-2011 11:09PM

hondasam wrote: »

are you going to male or female masseuse ?

I would love to go for a male but I dont think the spa i go to have a male masseuse

super_furry · 07-04-2011 11:10PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-04-2011 11:11PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

I would love to go for a male but I dont think the spa i go to have a male masseuse

What's a male masseuse...?!

A masseuse is always female - the male term is a masseur

easyeason3 · 07-04-2011 11:11PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

I want to go for a full body massage and I am wondering how full is it. I had plenty of back massages done but not a full body massage. There are some areas of my body that i wouldn't want rubbed.

What parts don't you want rubbed?

I get full body massages regularly & they don't drop the hand or touch anywhere inappropriate. I'm sure if you want that it would cost more.

When you are getting it done make sure you tell them what kind of pressure to apply. I get massages to relax but one of the girls seems to think that this means she can pummel the fcuk out of me to the point it hurts.

hondasam · 07-04-2011 11:12PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

What's a male masseuse...?!

A masseuse is always female - the male term is a masseur

I know but this is boards, do we have to be perfect ?

strobe · 07-04-2011 11:14PM

hondasam wrote: »

I know but this is boards, do we have to be perfect ?

hondasam wrote: »

I know this is boards but, do we have to be perfect?

*sigh* Fixed your post.
:pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-04-2011 11:15PM

hondasam wrote: »

I know but this is boards, do we have to be perfect ?

Hey, I'm just trying to instill a little friendly knowledge, here! relx! Backrub...?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-04-2011 11:16PM

strobe wrote: »

*sigh* Fixed your post.
:pac:

Actually, the "I know" should have a comma after it as well.

That's it, I promise, I'm stopping now!

ilovesleep · 07-04-2011 11:16PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

What parts don't you want rubbed?

I get full body massages regularly & they don't drop the hand or touch anywhere inappropriate. I'm sure if you want that it would cost more.

When you are getting it done make sure you tell them what kind of pressure to apply. I get massages to relax but one of the girls seems to think that this means she can pummel the fcuk out of me to the point it hurts.

Dont want my belly rubbed.

stovelid · 07-04-2011 11:17PM

Last time I had one it was everywhere except my works (she covered them with a cloth). Not sure what what the drill would be for women. Probably same and boobs I assume.

It's not a sensual type of thing at all - quite impersonal.

I'm sure if you just ask them to avoid other spots they will.

strobe · 07-04-2011 11:17PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

That's it, I promise, I'm stopping now!

Oooohh. I saw what you did their.

hondasam · 07-04-2011 11:18PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Hey, I'm just trying to instill a little friendly knowledge, here! relx! Backrub...?

I will have all areas rubbed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-04-2011 11:18PM

stovelid wrote: »

Last time I had one it was everywhere except my works (they covered them with a cloth).

I was devastated. .

They probably couldn't find it.

Ok, that's it, now I'm stopping:D

easyeason3 · 07-04-2011 11:20PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Dont want my belly rubbed.

Just tell them that before they start. They don't do much around the belly area anyway so you should be grand.

By the by I would highly recommend an exfoliating body scrub. Very relaxing & your skin is amazing after it.

How full is a full body massage

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