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  • #62
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    RichieC wrote: »
    Bollocks am I a liability. I am the invisible Jihadi! They seek him here they seek him there, but he's not there! he's blowing up your slag sister! - Barry

    Is he a martyr or is he a Jalfrezi?


  • #63
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    ''If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, 'Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well'."


  • #64
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." O'Brien, Nineteen Eighty Four.


  • #65
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
    Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
    Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.


  • #66
    Dangerdunf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Dangerdunf


    Meg: Be careful daddy. I love you.

    Peter: That'll do pig. That'll do.


    Classic Family Guy version of the quote :D


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  • #67
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    "But their intervention makes our acts to serve ever less merely the immediate claims of our instincts." - Albert Einstein

    Think about it


  • #68
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,289 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    I think Einstein also said something like:

    I don't know what weapons World War 3 will be fought with. But World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.


  • #69
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    "****ting f*ck, I've spelt this entire fking book wrong" - Geoffrey Chaucer


  • #70
    thebullkf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    "Think as I think," said a man, "Or you are abominably wicked; You are a toad."
    And after I had thought of it, I said, "I will, then, be a toad."


  • #71
    papajimsmooth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    The meek shall inherit nothing


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  • #72
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    'God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?' - Nietzsche


  • #73
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    "The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."

    George Carlin


  • #74
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Barrington wrote: »
    I think Einstein also said something like:

    I don't know what weapons World War 3 will be fought with. But World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

    You were close :pac:


  • #75
    MrKingsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,428 ✭✭✭MrKingsley


    "Who was that?"

    "Horrible Harry Hatchet"

    "Jesus.....I've heard on him"


  • #76
    LuckyGent88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,150 ✭✭✭✭LuckyGent88


    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next".

    or
    "Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life". Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier


  • #77
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    There are three types of People:

    1. Those who make things happen,

    2. Those who watch things happen,

    3. Those that wonder what happened.


  • #78
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    He said Rory Gallagher

    Is that true?? So glad that Rory was so well respected.


  • #79
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    It’s a case of mind over matter, I don’t mind because you don’t matter.


  • #80
    problemchimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    "Wings, only the band The Beatles could have been."
    Allan Partridge.


  • #81
    blaze1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    These spring to mind both from Snatch
    you gotta love bricktop

    Brick top
    "when your spirt is floating towards the light
    ya know whats behind the light ?
    its not god. Its me
    an im gonna kick your poncy soul
    all the way back down the tunnel till ya choke on yourown ****ed up ribs

    NOW WAKE THE F8CK Up

    or
    Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****: me.


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  • #82
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Go hard or go home. When you apply this to your life, things change...


  • #83
    Bryan4president
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭Bryan4president


    Random Amish guy from the Simpsons:

    "Tis a fine barn, but tis no pool"


  • #84
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,289 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Sykk wrote: »
    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

    You were close :pac:

    Close, but no cigarette.


  • #85
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,025 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    this is arse wrote: »
    There are three types of People:

    1. Those who make things happen,

    2. Those who watch things happen,

    3. Those that wonder what happened.


    There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.


  • #86
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,443 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    From Yes, Minister:

    "If the people don't know what you're doing, they don't know what you're doing wrong."


  • #87
    backthephilup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭backthephilup


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    'Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCK! I WORK FOR DICK JONES, DICK JOOOOOOONNNNNNESSS.' Smash through a pane of glass.



    pRobABLy NOt mY favOUrIte bUt dEFINiteLy aN interEStiNg ONe.
    Yep Erics dad was a bit of a Cnut in his salad days


  • #88
    Dr. Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭Dr. Feelgood


    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: So many loves half-loved. So many inventions half-invented. That damn time machine alone set me back fifteen years.

    Dr. Zoidberg: If only it'd work, you could go back and not waste your time on it.


  • #89
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Is that true?? So glad that Rory was so well respected.

    Yeah its true. And Jimi was right!


  • #90
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    "Is Futurama the new Simpsons?"

    Me


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  • #91
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    dental plan.......















    lisa needs braces....


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