Favourite Quote?

Hurricane-Dean

There are plenty of famous quotes out there, but what's your favourite?
Can't beat a simple Simpsons one......

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Basq

Me: "Oh, favourite quote? This'll be a good thread!"

.. and then the disappointment inevitably sets in!

Captain_Generic

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." - Captain Zap Brannigan

Hurricane-Dean

Basq wrote: »

Me: "Oh, favourite quote? This'll be a good thread!"

.. and then the disappointment inevitably sets in!

Or the ultimate awesomeness sets in :cool:

RichieC

Bollocks am I a liability. I am the invisible Jihadi! They seek him here they seek him there, but he's not there! he's blowing up your slag sister! - Barry

Kimono-Girl

"You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals." JD Scrubs :pac:

chin_grin

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Or the ultimate awesomeness sets in :cool:

No.....................Was right the first time. Quotes are for sigs and to support a point in an argument.

Dangerous Man

'Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCK! I WORK FOR DICK JONES, DICK JOOOOOOONNNNNNESSS.' Smash through a pane of glass.



pRobABLy NOt mY favOUrIte bUt dEFINiteLy aN interEStiNg ONe.

podgemonster

"Gimme your name or I'll rape ya!"

omen80

"If Motorhead moved in next door, your lawn would die" - Lemmy

Latchy

'' This morning I discovered that my get up and go , had got up and gone ''


Me ( this morning , 5/4/2011 ) :cool:

Hurricane-Dean

chin_grin wrote: »

No.....................Was right the first time. Quotes are for sigs and to support a point in an argument.

Or just something you remember someone saying,as in a bit of fun :rolleyes:

Kimono-Girl

Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, i would probably attack too.

Facebook.

chin_grin

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Or just something you remember someone saying,as in a bit of fun :rolleyes:

Yo dawg, I heard you like quotes. So I quoted your quote. So you can quote my quote while talking about quoting quotes.

JerryHandbag

"Yo Adrian!" - Rocky Balboa

LiamIRL82

The man who can give himself 3 hugs every day truly has the arms of a gibbon

admiralofthefleet

'you should see me when i really drink' - oliver reed after an entire weekend bender with the englsh rugby team

i like roy keane's outburst towards mick mc carthy, he is a bollix but i like his rant

brianthomas

'We're gonna need a bigger boat' Jaws.

Paddy_Smith

"And they're going down that way and all!".

mikemac

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer Simpson

Captain Darling

'Five hundred euro.' Car insurance. 2009. Fcuking deadly quote.

MagicSean

Zoidberg: is it love when you like a female for more than just mating?
Fry: no, must be some weird alien emotion.

Or anything from anchorman.

brummytom

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the star - Oscar Wilde

Griffen262

Ted: Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?
Dougal: Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8.

Say Your Number

''Like Tom Hanks once said life is like a chocolate bar, Ya never know which one the ould lady will bring ya back from the shop''

- Eddie Durkan

mikemac

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

red menace

“Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class”

-Al Capone

Topper Harley

"Ahhh...I love soup. At least I think I love soup. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"

- Lloyd Bridges, Hot Shots!

Pretty much everything he utters in the Hot Shots films is brilliant.

biko

"Which town?"
That's my favourite.

Lord Nikon

podgemonster wrote: »

"Gimme your name or I'll rape ya!"

It's a bit late to be having a go at protesters.

Lord Nikon

"what the **** did I do?" - McNulty

callaway92

Growing old, full of regrets waiting to die alone. "Inception"

keithcan

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
Albert Einstein

Pighead

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
— Jack Handey

OPENROAD

Arsene Wenger:

"Gerard Houllier's thoughts on the matter [international football] echo mine. He thinks that what the national coaches are doing is like taking the car from his garage without even asking permission. They will then use the car for ten days and abandon it in a field without any petrol left in the tank. We then have to recover it, but it is broken down. Then a month later they will come to take your car again, and for good measure you're expected to be nice about it."

Saila

my house burned down.. but I can see the sky

OutlawPete

"Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption" - Mark Twain.

longshanks

€ 350 fully comprehensive, including replacement car and roadside assistance

upandcumming

"Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed."
Othello; Iago, Act 3, Scene 3.

"Sportsmanship doesn't win you cups."

OutlawPete

longshanks wrote: »

€ 350 fully comprehensive, including replacement car and roadside assistance

Who said that? Can I have their number?

jackiebaron

"Gimme the fückin' keys you fückin' cocksucker motherfücker, aaaarrrrhrhrhrhrhrhrr"

AskMyChocolate

Thread on the SF councillor who drove the possible pipe bomb away reminded me of this one:

"If I walked on water, they'd only say it's because I can't swim"

Gerd Mueller (Top scoring goalscorer in the history of the World Cup)

kryogen

I smile, I shake their hand, I wish them well, but in my mind I am thinking, I am going to bury you

red menace

"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."

Ernie Kovacs

nicmarie

There's cocaine in it! Father Ted Crilly: WHAT? Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.

pmurphy00

the greatest warrior is he who conquers himself.

Kiva.D

"it is what it is..."

Pride Fighter

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Thread on the SF councillor who drove the possible pipe bomb away reminded me of this one:

"If I walked on water, they'd only say it's because I can't swim"

Gerd Mueller (Top scoring goalscorer in the history of the World Cup)

Ronaldo.

Sham_Lad

Jimi Hendrix was asked "What's it like being the best guitarist in the world?"

His reply "I don't know, ask Page"

ROCKMAN

" Better to be judged by 12 then carried by 6 . "

Vorsprung

"bye book"