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  • #32
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Growing old, full of regrets waiting to die alone. "Inception"


  • #33
    keithcan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭keithcan


    If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
    Albert Einstein


  • #34
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    "To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
    — Jack Handey


  • #35
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Arsene Wenger:

    "Gerard Houllier's thoughts on the matter [international football] echo mine. He thinks that what the national coaches are doing is like taking the car from his garage without even asking permission. They will then use the car for ten days and abandon it in a field without any petrol left in the tank. We then have to recover it, but it is broken down. Then a month later they will come to take your car again, and for good measure you're expected to be nice about it."


  • #36
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    my house burned down.. but I can see the sky


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  • #37
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    "Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption" - Mark Twain.


  • #38
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    € 350 fully comprehensive, including replacement car and roadside assistance


  • #39
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    "Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
    'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
    But he that filches from me my good name
    Robs me of that which not enriches him,
    And makes me poor indeed."
    Othello; Iago, Act 3, Scene 3.

    "Sportsmanship doesn't win you cups."


  • #40
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    longshanks wrote: »
    € 350 fully comprehensive, including replacement car and roadside assistance

    Who said that? Can I have their number? :)


  • #41
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    "Gimme the fückin' keys you fückin' cocksucker motherfücker, aaaarrrrhrhrhrhrhrhrr"


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  • #42
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Thread on the SF councillor who drove the possible pipe bomb away reminded me of this one:

    "If I walked on water, they'd only say it's because I can't swim"

    Gerd Mueller (Top scoring goalscorer in the history of the World Cup)


  • #43
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    I smile, I shake their hand, I wish them well, but in my mind I am thinking, I am going to bury you


  • #44
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    "Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."

    Ernie Kovacs


  • #45
    nicmarie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭nicmarie


    There's cocaine in it! Father Ted Crilly: WHAT? Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.


  • #46
    pmurphy00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭pmurphy00


    the greatest warrior is he who conquers himself.


  • #47
    Kiva.D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,162 ✭✭✭Kiva.D


    "it is what it is..."


  • #48
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    Thread on the SF councillor who drove the possible pipe bomb away reminded me of this one:

    "If I walked on water, they'd only say it's because I can't swim"

    Gerd Mueller (Top scoring goalscorer in the history of the World Cup)

    Ronaldo.


  • #49
    Sham_Lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭Sham_Lad


    Jimi Hendrix was asked "What's it like being the best guitarist in the world?"

    His reply "I don't know, ask Page"


  • #50
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,246 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    " Better to be judged by 12 then carried by 6 . "


  • #51
    Vorsprung
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Vorsprung


    "bye book"


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  • #52
    SilverFox261
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 282 ✭✭SilverFox261


    "Holy Jesus Christ in Heaven! It's a giant Q-Tip" - Me, Myself and Irene


  • #53
    derfderf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    "F***in hell": some bloke in the crowd when fr ted announces fargo boyle masterminded the whole thing.


  • #54
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    "I needed that, my teeth were under water!"

    Paddy from Max & Paddy.


  • #55
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,025 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    "Two identical castles...... each one more identical than the next" Bender

    also

    Calculon : Oh Coilette, come away with me to my paradise island where we'll live happily forever

    Bender (as Coilette) : Will there be donkeys ?

    Calculon : Yes there'll be donkeys, all you can eat.


  • #56
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,299 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    "Give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears"

    Stewart Lee


  • #57
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Sham_Lad wrote: »
    Jimi Hendrix was asked "What's it like being the best guitarist in the world?"

    His reply "I don't know, ask Page"

    He said Rory Gallagher


  • #58
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,299 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

    - Lester Freamon (The Wire)


  • #59
    Norma_Desmond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Norma_Desmond


    Dream as if you live forever, Live as if you die today.
    - James Dean

    or

    I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
    I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet.
    I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
    - Groucho Marx


  • #60
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,945 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    All this has happened before, and all this will happen again
    Untitled Image




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  • #61
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    President Truman: [Roswell, circa 1947] If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
    Dr. Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is, I'm meeting new people.
    President Truman: Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning on making some kind of alien-human hybrid?
    Dr. Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
    President Truman: Hot crackers! I take exception to that.
    Dr. Zoidberg: [coyly] I'm not hearing a no...


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