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Favourite Quote?

  • 05-04-2011 11:42PM
    #1
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    There are plenty of famous quotes out there, but what's your favourite?
    Can't beat a simple Simpsons one......

    Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


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Comments

  • #2
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,077 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Me: "Oh, favourite quote? This'll be a good thread!"

    .. and then the disappointment inevitably sets in!


  • #3
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." - Captain Zap Brannigan


  • #4
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    Basq wrote: »
    Me: "Oh, favourite quote? This'll be a good thread!"

    .. and then the disappointment inevitably sets in!
    Or the ultimate awesomeness sets in :cool:


  • #5
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Bollocks am I a liability. I am the invisible Jihadi! They seek him here they seek him there, but he's not there! he's blowing up your slag sister! - Barry


  • #6
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    "You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals." JD Scrubs :pac:


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  • #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Hurricane-Dean wrote: »
    Or the ultimate awesomeness sets in :cool:

    No.....................Was right the first time. Quotes are for sigs and to support a point in an argument.


  • #8
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    'Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCK! I WORK FOR DICK JONES, DICK JOOOOOOONNNNNNESSS.' Smash through a pane of glass.



    pRobABLy NOt mY favOUrIte bUt dEFINiteLy aN interEStiNg ONe.


  • #9
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    "Gimme your name or I'll rape ya!"


  • #10
    omen80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    "If Motorhead moved in next door, your lawn would die" - Lemmy


  • #11
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    '' This morning I discovered that my get up and go , had got up and gone ''


    Me ( this morning , 5/4/2011 ) :cool:


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  • #12
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    chin_grin wrote: »
    No.....................Was right the first time. Quotes are for sigs and to support a point in an argument.
    Or just something you remember someone saying,as in a bit of fun :rolleyes:


  • #13
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, i would probably attack too.
    Facebook.


  • #14
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Hurricane-Dean wrote: »
    Or just something you remember someone saying,as in a bit of fun :rolleyes:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like quotes. So I quoted your quote. So you can quote my quote while talking about quoting quotes.


  • #15
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    "Yo Adrian!" - Rocky Balboa


  • #16
    LiamIRL82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭LiamIRL82


    The man who can give himself 3 hugs every day truly has the arms of a gibbon


  • #17
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'you should see me when i really drink' - oliver reed after an entire weekend bender with the englsh rugby team

    i like roy keane's outburst towards mick mc carthy, he is a bollix but i like his rant


  • #18
    brianthomas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭brianthomas


    'We're gonna need a bigger boat' Jaws.

    Clondalkin in Dublin



  • #19
    Paddy_Smith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭Paddy_Smith


    "And they're going down that way and all!".


  • #20
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

    Homer Simpson


  • #21
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    'Five hundred euro.' Car insurance. 2009. Fcuking deadly quote.


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  • #22
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    Zoidberg: is it love when you like a female for more than just mating?
    Fry: no, must be some weird alien emotion.

    Or anything from anchorman.


  • #23
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the star - Oscar Wilde


  • #24
    Griffen262
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    Ted: Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?
    Dougal: Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8.


  • #25
    Say Your Number
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 13,044 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    ''Like Tom Hanks once said life is like a chocolate bar, Ya never know which one the ould lady will bring ya back from the shop''

    - Eddie Durkan


  • #26
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Work is the curse of the drinking classes.


  • #27
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    “Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class”

    -Al Capone


  • #28
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    "Ahhh...I love soup. At least I think I love soup. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"

    - Lloyd Bridges, Hot Shots!

    Pretty much everything he utters in the Hot Shots films is brilliant.


  • #29
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "Which town?"
    That's my favourite.


  • #30
    Lord Nikon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,616 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    podgemonster wrote: »
    "Gimme your name or I'll rape ya!"

    It's a bit late to be having a go at protesters.


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  • #31
    Lord Nikon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,616 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    "what the **** did I do?" - McNulty


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