One Night Stand

krudler · 02-04-2011 12:16AM

eternal wrote: »

Ah but the thing is is he WASNT a ruby player just fat .See the difference.

chunky people need lovin too

RichieC · 02-04-2011 12:16AM

krudler wrote: »

maybe it was the fact you had a cookie monster teddy in the bed that put her off?

:mad:

eternal · 02-04-2011 12:18AM

krudler wrote: »

chunky people need lovin too

That was my original point ,that I liked him anyways .Read back over .You totally contradicted yourself ,why do I even bother

Duzzer · 02-04-2011 12:26AM

Make sure you get one for the road

Gingersnaps · 02-04-2011 12:27AM

During my last one night stand, we were doing it on the kitchen table when we heard the front door opening.She said "thats my husband,.....quick, go for the back door". I knew I should have left before I was caught by the hubby, but there was no way I was refusing an offer like that! :pac:

King of Kings · 02-04-2011 01:05AM

EMF2010 wrote: »

Depends.

Sex was good =

Sex was bad =

Carefully

I did still go again in the morning if the sex was bad. Bad sex is still better than none and at 8am where else would you get it....unless you're shaft of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHzbqdN2MdM&feature=related

deaddonkey · 02-04-2011 01:10AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

I've had one one night stand, of sorts.

I got dressed as soon as we were done, yelled at him to open the door, and he slammed it behind me.

Met him a couple of weeks later in the library in college and almost died I felt so disgusting and cheap.

Your username improves this post so much.

Hyperbullet · 02-04-2011 01:39AM

One night stands are a f*cking mess normally, sex is sloppy. Its like playing snooker with a rope.

admiralofthefleet · 02-04-2011 01:56AM

ive had a good few that were 'bye now' and a few other ones that turned into a brief liason. i usually just wiped my bell end in the curtains and said my goodbyes when i knew the fun was over

ilovesleep · 02-04-2011 08:43AM

Have had a few. After waking, my thoughts are who is this? where am i? Then sneak out quietly before he wakes and avoid being caught.

To avoid any of that akwardness the best thing is to ride somewhere quiet in public like a forest or a beach or down an alleyway and go off your seperate ways when its all done.

Doublin · 02-04-2011 09:44AM

Around 16, got into some drunken action at a house party. Didn't cover up, even though I had the condom out & everything. I just forgot/was too drunk/lazy. Que her waking up in the morning & seeing the unopened condom packet. She freaked out & told me I had to go and get her the morning after pill.

Think it was a Saturday morning & there's me going around to a few medical centres asking for the pill. Of course none would give it to me, she had to go in herself. A few hours later I call into her house, told her I couldn't get, gave her the name of one of the doctors I spoke to that said he'd give the pill no problem but she had to go in herself. Left and went home to bed. Unsurprisingly, she never spoke to me again & went off with one of my mates the next weekend.

managerman · 02-04-2011 11:24AM

had a fair few one-nighters myself.. never really had a prob in the morning.. just act casual and then leave when the time was right.. had a few liasons with a few afterwards too... sure there is no harm if nobody gets hurt.. not gonna lock ya in my basement!!!!!

02-04-2011 12:13PM

If I were at hers, I'd start the walk of "fair play to ya".

AckwelFoley · 02-04-2011 12:28PM

if she was hot i generally made sure i pounded her again in the morning

If she was a minger, i was always gone before she woke

02-04-2011 12:35PM

Falcon punch to the crotch and then kick down the stairs. I don't like condoms.

Pwindedd · 02-04-2011 12:38PM

I ended up married to my last one night stand - that was 10 years ago.

He came back for a repeat performance after our one night stand, I gave him the brush off, that's when his ego kicked in and he drove me mental till I started dating him. Fortunately he's a great guy so it all worked out in the end. It could have gone the other way and ended with a restraining order.

There's no such thing as free love - you pay with either guilt, self-loathing, a stalker, a disease or at best a funny "one night stand" story.

Only a few lucky buggers (cue smug grin on face) find their lobster.

Hyperbullet · 02-04-2011 01:01PM

Pwindedd wrote: »

Only a few lucky buggers (cue smug grin on face) find their lobster.

You had a one night stand with a lobster?

Doublin · 02-04-2011 03:09PM

Pwindedd wrote: »

I ended up married to my last one night stand - that was 10 years ago.

He came back for a repeat performance after our one night stand, I gave him the brush off, that's when his ego kicked in and he drove me mental till I started dating him. Fortunately he's a great guy so it all worked out in the end. It could have gone the other way and ended with a restraining order.

Really, because I was thinking earlier that I have never gone back to a one night stand/girl I only met & slept with, afterwards. My long term relationships have always come after a while of meeting/flirting/getting to know each other. How about others? because it may be me, as my 3 major relationships began with them jumping on me in then end because I was being so careful/taking it slow..

Pwindedd · 02-04-2011 03:37PM

Doublin wrote: »

Really, because I was thinking earlier that I have never gone back to a one night stand/girl I only met & slept with, afterwards. My long term relationships have always come after a while of meeting/flirting/getting to know each other. How about others? because it may be me, as my 3 major relationships began with them jumping on me in then end because I was being so careful/taking it slow..

I think hubby used to like a second or third helping and he wasn't used to being turned down - don't get me wrong he's no George Clooney but he has a charming personality and he's very "attentive" so he was a bit miffed when I said once was enough thank you very much. He says it set his intrigue alight, I'm no Angelina Jolie either, but he was interested enough to pursue, thrill of the chase and all that. Just goes to show that relationships can spring out of the most unexpected situations.

One night stands can be good fun and all that but I get the impression one party leaves the situation feeling a little less good about themselves than is healthy - not all the time mind but it undoubtedly happens.

Thinking about it - most people wouldn't share a toothbrush with their closest friends but would happily swap bodilly fluids with a complete stranger.

(Lobster = mate for life = Friends Reference)

Doublin · 02-04-2011 03:59PM

Pwindedd wrote: »

I think hubby used to like a second or third helping and he wasn't used to being turned down - don't get me wrong he's no George Clooney but he has a charming personality and he's very "attentive" so he was a bit miffed when I said once was enough thank you very much. He says it set his intrigue alight, I'm no Angelina Jolie either, but he was interested enough to pursue, thrill of the chase and all that. Just goes to show that relationships can spring out of the most unexpected situations.

Nice story, although not for the kids:) Just tell them he was a prince charming chasing his princess to the ends of the earth

I don't know, my form suggests that if I meet a girl as a stranger (or friend through friend etc. etc.), if I make a beeline for you I am thinking of a bit of fun for the night & not much after that. If I chat away to you & try to get some feedback from you through your 'female signals' & then try to organise a follow up meeting, but no moves that night, then it means I am thinking longer term & seeing if we would be compatible.. Just my mentality, or maybe I know too many lunatic women

Witchie · 02-04-2011 07:30PM

I dont take them too seriously. They are a bit of fun so when finished have a joke about and leave. Easy.

Some do turn into more and am hoping that the third weekend in a row with a guy I have liked for ages will do just that....

AnnyHallsal · 02-04-2011 07:42PM

I suffer horrific Exorcist-like hangovers after a drink so would spend the morning running to the bathroom to be violently ill.

Difficult to maintain witty banter and feminine mystique after that (especially en-suite)

tan11ie · 19-04-2011 01:37PM

Never had one!

kfallon · 19-04-2011 01:38PM

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after

I'd feel like another ride before I head off home :pac:

alexa5x5 · 19-04-2011 01:42PM

Id never judge onyone else for doing this, but speaking for myself Id feel like $hit. Never had a one night stand, never will.

sbsquarepants · 19-04-2011 01:47PM

Not with that attitude you won't young lady!

Now, go to my room!

kfallon · 19-04-2011 01:50PM

Sometimes people like to have sex, I would never, ever judge someone for a one night stand. However women really get the shit end of the stick for it tho, woman has 4 or 5 ONS in quick succession she gets a name for herself, man does same, gets called a 'stud' :rolleyes:

Scanlas The 2nd · 19-04-2011 01:55PM

Doublin wrote: »

Really, because I was thinking earlier that I have never gone back to a one night stand/girl I only met & slept with, afterwards. My long term relationships have always come after a while of meeting/flirting/getting to know each other. How about others? because it may be me, as my 3 major relationships began with them jumping on me in then end because I was being so careful/taking it slow..

"Taking it slow" and "being careful" is such a delusion many men are under IMO. If you want to maximise your chances of being with a girl then take it fast. Once you have sex with a girl it is very easy to convert that to a relationship compared to being friends and "taking it slow" and then trying to have a relationship. The more time you "take it slow" the more time for another man to come along and take charge the way she secretly desires. I blame hollywood for this bullsh%t. Play to win, not to not lose. Men who play to win turn women on.

So lesson for the day is "take it fast".

Doublin · 19-04-2011 02:30PM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

"Taking it slow" and "being careful" is such a delusion many men are under IMO. If you want to maximise your chances of being with a girl then take it fast. Once you have sex with a girl it is very easy to convert that to a relationship compared to being friends and "taking it slow" and then trying to have a relationship. The more time you "take it slow" the more time for another man to come along and take charge the way she secretly desires. I blame hollywood for this bullsh%t. Play to win, not to not lose. Men who play to win turn women on.

So lesson for the day is "take it fast".

No. There is a big difference between being with a girl & having a relationship with a girl.. If I'm 'taking it slow' and she jumps on another man, then I'd see it as a lucky escape tbh. Maybe your outlook is fine for one night stands in a night club/pub situation, but it lost it's appeal to me a long time ago.

If I compare times I went for the wham,bang, thank you ma'am with taking things slowly & working out what makes them tick, I know which option I'd choose & which memories I keep for fapping material..

blaze1 · 19-04-2011 02:34PM

Blast her with pi55, but knowing my luck it would burn me :pac:

One Night Stand

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