One Night Stand

t0mm13b · 31-03-2011 10:54pm #1

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

orourkeda · 31-03-2011 10:55pm

I'd try and go again

Saila · 31-03-2011 10:55pm

I strut the next day with a novelty sized arrow pointing at my cock saying "you know you want it"

brummytom · 31-03-2011 10:56pm

I'd feel delighted.

Erm I'd probably get it printed on a tshirt, maybe a sash. And tell everyone I met

Blackdragon · 31-03-2011 10:58pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

Ask her to make me a sandwich

t0mm13b · 31-03-2011 11:00pm

Blackdragon wrote: »

Ask her to make me a sandwich

I lul'd so much at that one!!!

hondasam · 31-03-2011 11:03pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

hopefully you would feel fcuked

we need hardluckwoman for this thread.

stevejr · 31-03-2011 11:04pm

Carlsberg don't do one-night stands....Oh wait they do...

General General · 31-03-2011 11:06pm

On my planet, a night lasts 200 of your earthling years...

I would ride myself cos im a sexy man · 31-03-2011 11:08pm

my legs would feel tired for standing for the night

stevejr · 31-03-2011 11:08pm

Blackdragon wrote: »

Ask her to make me a sandwich

What's your obsession with sandwiches....are you that kid outta Bad Santa?

hidinginthebush · 31-03-2011 11:09pm

First time I had a one night stand (with a girl I worked with) I waited til she hopped in the shower the next morning then legged it. When I saw her in work the next night she was not a happy bunny. So I guess op, I didn't handle it well at all :cool:

tan11ie · 31-03-2011 11:09pm

On one leg?

Locked Messed Monster · 31-03-2011 11:11pm

In like flyn!

Correct answer?

Cianos · 31-03-2011 11:12pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after

Toast and marmalade and a cup of tea.

and how would you handle it?

I'd put the bread in the toaster, at the same time as boiling the kettle. Whichever is done first, I'd proceed with that while the other is finishing up. For example, if the toaster pops first, I'd butter the toast and then put on the marmalade.

Sometimes if the kettle finishes boiling during this, I'll stop what I'm doing and put a teabag in the cup, pour some water in so it can 'brew' while I finish buttering and marmalading the toast.

I find this the most efficient usage of time. Then I'd go back to bed.

jimbobaloobob · 31-03-2011 11:12pm

I'd take it easy. If I got it easy I'd take it twice

AgileMyth · 31-03-2011 11:12pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

Just relax and try not to make it awkward. Be courteous and charming.

Then leg it when she turns her back.

Melion · 31-03-2011 11:14pm

Ive had 2 and had to bring one home at 8 the next morning which resulted in my reversing into a wheelie bin and sending it flying across the road, i had to get out and pick up all the rubbish

I bundled the second one into a taxi and thought no more of it

Melion · 31-03-2011 11:15pm

Ive had 2 and had to bring one home at 8 the next morning which resulted in my reversing into a wheelie bin and sending it flying across the road, i had to get out and pick up all the rubbish

I bundled the second one into a taxi and thought no more of it

t0mm13b · 31-03-2011 11:17pm

@Melion:

Oh so you do everything twice :P

Adrian009 · 31-03-2011 11:17pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

Depends on the woman.

t0mm13b · 31-03-2011 11:20pm

Adrian009 wrote: »

Depends on the woman.

Care to clarify?

Ectoplasm · 31-03-2011 11:20pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after

Depends.

Sex was good =

Sex was bad =

t0mm13b wrote: »

and how would you handle it?

Carefully

Adrian009 · 31-03-2011 11:22pm

t0mm13b wrote: »

Care to clarify?

If I really fancied here I'd love to have a relationship. Don't know if a one-night stand is the way to begin, but sometimes that's the way!

PeterIanStaker · 31-03-2011 11:22pm

I'm always frank with my one night stands.

Don't want 'em knowing my real name.

t0mm13b · 31-03-2011 11:24pm

Adrian009 wrote: »

If I really fancied here I'd love to have a relationship. Don't know if a one-night stand is the way to begin, but sometimes that's the way!

Hmmm... what if you did fancy her but she tells ya to foook off?

stevejr · 31-03-2011 11:25pm

Anyone remember Petty-Pilfering, sounds dirty yet it's more criminal:pac:

31-03-2011 11:27pm

I would ride myself cos im a sexy man wrote: »

my legs would feel tired for standing for the night

I thanked you for your brilliant username

the groutch · 31-03-2011 11:30pm

I'd feel like asking if she has a sister

01-04-2011 12:05am

Get the fúck outta there as quickly as possible.
I like to go before they wake.

Make them think they had a really good dream!

ArtSmart · 01-04-2011 12:10am

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

i wouldn't.

i'd get her to handle it.

Raze_them_all · 01-04-2011 12:10am

t0mm13b wrote: »

Hmmm... what if you did fancy her but she tells ya to foook off?

Spiderman her.

harney · 01-04-2011 12:10am

Cianos wrote: »

.......I'll stop what I'm doing and put a teabag in ......

Nothing like a spot of tea-bagging the next morning :cool:

eternal · 01-04-2011 12:21am

Would deffo have to have sex again when you wake up.I honestly cant say I have never had sex after waking up with a one night stand.Of course they are lucky if they get to stay ,lot of the time throw them out if I get bored.

eternal · 01-04-2011 12:22am

harney wrote: »

Nothing like a spot of tea-bagging the next morning :cool:

Whats the story with your sig?

SparKing · 01-04-2011 12:32am

hidinginthebush wrote: »

First time I had a one night stand (with a girl I worked with) I waited til she hopped in the shower the next morning then legged it. When I saw her in work the next night she was not a happy bunny. So I guess op, I didn't handle it well at all :cool:

I did this repeatedly to a girl in a series of one night stands/booty calls, I think she was glad to see the back of me so she could have a lie-in, once I ran down the stairs and realised I needed a key to get out, had to go out the window.

harney · 01-04-2011 12:37am

eternal wrote: »

Whats the story with your sig?

Not sure, it amused me and I've been too lazy over the years to change it

eternal · 01-04-2011 12:37am

Does the man run if the girl is am...unattractive?

eternal · 01-04-2011 12:38am

harney wrote: »

Not sure, it amused me and I've been too lazy over the years to change it

I like it ,although I feel spied on.

harney · 01-04-2011 12:49am

eternal wrote: »

I like it ,although I feel spied on.

I had to read a lot of threads about you to work out most of the info :eek:

www.danasoft.com

Wolfe Tone · 01-04-2011 12:53am

Depends on how busted she was tbh!

UglyBolloxFace · 01-04-2011 12:55am

hidinginthebush wrote: »

First time I had a one night stand (with a girl I worked with) I waited til she hopped in the shower the next morning then legged it. When I saw her in work the next night she was not a happy bunny. So I guess op, I didn't handle it well at all :cool:

I don't understand why people do something like this.... Why did you do a legger? Why couldn't you have just waited...what would the big deal have been?

AAAANNND you work with her, so you (obviously) knew you'd see her again!

jackiebaron · 01-04-2011 1:32am

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

I normally spend too much time in the cot after she's up and flustered. Then I park my arse on the couch and say....."relax, baby!. I'll be gone before your boyfriend gets here. ..... c'mon giz one more kiss" <ding dong> .....................see you baby!

eternal · 01-04-2011 1:36am

harney wrote: »

I had to read a lot of threads about you to work out most of the info :eek:

www.danasoft.com

Whats that supposed to mean
I specifically only started one thread that was actually about me persay ,so dont know what youre on about

howardmarks · 01-04-2011 2:08am

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

My biggest concern has always been was i safe and how do i get home.

pulpfictionost · 01-04-2011 2:12am

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

If your a guy, you rock! All you needed to do was blow ur load in her and leave.

If your a girl, sucks to be you. You were essentially used. As he probably didnt bother making you come.

But either way, youll forget about it in a few days. Peace

man.about.town · 01-04-2011 2:21am

usually i feel pretty good after a one night stand, however, on monday night i was out and while outside coppers, i got taking to this moth, im not going to lie she was big but i was bananas so i didn't give a fuk, went back to her place and did the wild thing, the next morning i felt disgusted with myself (mostly because i did it again in morning). she was horrid and not even sound. anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

cringe thinking about it

OutlawPete · 01-04-2011 2:45am

Depends how drunk I've been and just how wild the sex was.

Sometimes the things I do are so perverse, I don't even want to look at myself the next morning let alone the person I did them to.

whiteboy · 01-04-2011 2:50am

man.about.town wrote: »

usually i feel pretty good after a one night stand, however, on monday night i was out and while outside coppers, i got taking to this moth, im not going to lie she was big but i was bananas so i didn't give a fuk, went back to her place and did the wild thing, the next morning i felt disgusted with myself (mostly because i did it again in morning). she was horrid and not even sound. anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

cringe thinking about it

this wouldn't have happened if you weren't drinking!

I know exactly the type you are talking about though, they're the worst people to be around in so many ways!

randylonghorn · 01-04-2011 2:51am

man.about.town wrote: »

anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

Surprisingly, the entire southern continent weighs considerably more than 18 stone! :rolleyes:

Nvm, she's probably telling all her friends what size you were as well, and they're finding the story equally hilarious.

pulpfictionost wrote: »

If your a girl, sucks to be you. You were essentially used.

I've known girls to cheerfully "use" guys for one night stands as well.

(Thanks be to all the gods!

)

AlmightyCushion · 01-04-2011 2:57am

eternal wrote: »

Whats that supposed to mean
I specifically only started one thread that was actually about me persay ,so dont know what youre on about

It was a joke. Read the link he posted, it explains how the sig works. He actually hasn't a notion about any of your info.

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