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One Night Stand

  • 31-03-2011 11:54PM
    #1
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd try and go again


  • #3
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I strut the next day with a novelty sized arrow pointing at my cock saying "you know you want it"


  • #4
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I'd feel delighted.


    Erm I'd probably get it printed on a tshirt, maybe a sash. And tell everyone I met


  • #5
    Blackdragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Blackdragon


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

    Ask her to make me a sandwich


  • #6
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Blackdragon wrote: »
    Ask her to make me a sandwich

    I lul'd so much at that one!!! :D


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

    hopefully you would feel fcuked

    we need hardluckwoman for this thread.


  • #8
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Carlsberg don't do one-night stands....Oh wait they do...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #9
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    On my planet, a night lasts 200 of your earthling years...


  • #10
    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 191 ✭✭I would ride myself cos im a sexy man


    my legs would feel tired for standing for the night


  • #11
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Blackdragon wrote: »
    Ask her to make me a sandwich


    What's your obsession with sandwiches....are you that kid outta Bad Santa?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • #12
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    First time I had a one night stand (with a girl I worked with) I waited til she hopped in the shower the next morning then legged it. When I saw her in work the next night she was not a happy bunny. So I guess op, I didn't handle it well at all :cool:


  • #13
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    On one leg?


  • #14
    Locked Messed Monster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Locked Messed Monster


    In like flyn!

    Correct answer?


  • #15
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after

    Toast and marmalade and a cup of tea.
    and how would you handle it?

    I'd put the bread in the toaster, at the same time as boiling the kettle. Whichever is done first, I'd proceed with that while the other is finishing up. For example, if the toaster pops first, I'd butter the toast and then put on the marmalade.

    Sometimes if the kettle finishes boiling during this, I'll stop what I'm doing and put a teabag in the cup, pour some water in so it can 'brew' while I finish buttering and marmalading the toast.

    I find this the most efficient usage of time. Then I'd go back to bed.


  • #16
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    I'd take it easy. If I got it easy I'd take it twice


  • #17
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?
    Just relax and try not to make it awkward. Be courteous and charming.

    Then leg it when she turns her back.


  • #18
    Melion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Ive had 2 and had to bring one home at 8 the next morning which resulted in my reversing into a wheelie bin and sending it flying across the road, i had to get out and pick up all the rubbish :(
    I bundled the second one into a taxi and thought no more of it


  • #19
    Melion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Ive had 2 and had to bring one home at 8 the next morning which resulted in my reversing into a wheelie bin and sending it flying across the road, i had to get out and pick up all the rubbish :(
    I bundled the second one into a taxi and thought no more of it


  • #20
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    @Melion:

    Oh so you do everything twice :P


  • #21
    Adrian009
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭Adrian009


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

    Depends on the woman.


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  • #22
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Adrian009 wrote: »
    Depends on the woman.

    Care to clarify? :)


  • #23
    Ectoplasm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Ectoplasm


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after

    Depends.

    Sex was good = :D

    Sex was bad = :(
    t0mm13b wrote: »
    and how would you handle it?

    Carefully ;)


  • #24
    Adrian009
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭Adrian009


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Care to clarify? :)

    If I really fancied here I'd love to have a relationship. Don't know if a one-night stand is the way to begin, but sometimes that's the way!


  • #25
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I'm always frank with my one night stands.

    Don't want 'em knowing my real name.


  • #26
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Adrian009 wrote: »
    If I really fancied here I'd love to have a relationship. Don't know if a one-night stand is the way to begin, but sometimes that's the way!

    Hmmm... what if you did fancy her but she tells ya to foook off?


  • #27
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Anyone remember Petty-Pilfering, sounds dirty yet it's more criminal:pac:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #28
    Taylor Plain Valedictorian
    Posts: 422 ✭✭ Taylor Plain Valedictorian


    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man wrote: »
    my legs would feel tired for standing for the night

    I thanked you for your brilliant username


  • #29
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    I'd feel like asking if she has a sister


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 903 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Get the fúck outta there as quickly as possible.
    I like to go before they wake.

    Make them think they had a really good dream! ;)


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  • #31
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?
    i wouldn't.

    i'd get her to handle it.


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