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making out with a married woman

  • 02-04-2011 11:31AM
    #1
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭


    last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

    She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:


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  • #2
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Homewrecker!
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  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    So what happened when you woke up with a sticky belly?


  • #4
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    whiteonion wrote: »
    last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

    She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

    :confused:


  • #5
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    I didnt know you were a lezzer


  • #6
    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    She sounds ungrateful


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  • #7
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    I was lost in a dream in the arms of the night.


  • #8
    CatFromHue
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 18,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatFromHue


    at what stage did she say she was married?

    it could have been an excuse to run away from you very quickly.


  • #9
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    CatFromHue wrote: »
    at what stage did she say she was married?

    it could have been an excuse to run away from you very quickly.
    She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
    Why would any girl want to run away from me?


  • #10
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    whiteonion wrote: »
    Why would any girl want to run away from me?

    Because you were trying to rape them?


  • #11
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

    Shoe - other foot -someday


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  • #12
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,979 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    whiteonion wrote: »
    She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
    Why would any girl want to run away from me?

    :rolleyes:


  • #13
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.


  • #14
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    whiteonion wrote: »
    Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

    Right, otherwise it'd be fine?


  • #15
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    whiteonion wrote: »
    Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

    But if it wasn't you totally would, right?


  • #16
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    whiteonion wrote: »
    Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

    As opposed to it just being a terrible thing to do to someone?


  • #17
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "making out", yer not in America now, so ya aren't!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • #18
    DonalK1981
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭DonalK1981


    snyper wrote: »
    If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

    Shoe - other foot -someday

    +1

    You'll get yours.


  • #19
    Tea_Bag
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  • #20
    OutlawPete
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    "Making out"??

    What are we in America over here? Enough already with these God dang American expressions. People use them right out of left field these days and it sure does bug me. Guys trying to make like there a big shot, a hot potato, like they been around the block or something I guess. Look, she was a hitched dame, sure no telling when she'd take off. Next time if you don't want a Gal to hit the road and high tail it - try paying for the whole check instead of just half and forget the doggie bag too, otherwise she'll think you're a jerk, smallfry. It's a real no-brainer pal, but hey - don't sweat it.


  • #21
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The only people that "make out" are American teenagers in films set in the 50s and 60s.


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Lol. Mid-air collision. :)


  • #23
    CatFromHue
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 18,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatFromHue


    whiteonion wrote: »
    She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
    Why would any girl want to run away from me?

    maybe you were too much craic.

    its possible to break the funny bone you know.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Man - what you should've done is taken her out on a boat.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg


  • #25
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    stovelid wrote: »
    The only people that "make out" are American teenagers in films set in the 50s and 60s.
    Just like in American Graffiti . Oh my gawd.... what a movie


  • #26
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭ [Deleted User]


    whiteonion wrote: »
    She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

    Rohypnol and chloroform, no doubt. Eh, OP?


  • #28
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    whiteonion wrote: »
    She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

    why should you care


  • #29
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    snyper wrote: »
    If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

    Shoe - other foot -someday


    OT here but why break his face?
    Would she not be responsible at all?
    If I as a married man went off with another woman,does my wife automatically punch her?
    There's your can of worms OP!:D


  • #30
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    staker wrote: »
    OT here but why break his face?
    Would she not be responsible at all?
    If I as a married man went off with another woman,does my wife automatically punch her?
    There's your can of worms OP!:D

    You deal with her after hes picked up his face off the floor and gone.


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  • #31
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    whiteonion wrote: »
    ..I'm a great craic..

    Huh?


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