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making out with a married woman

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  • #62
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Is that because you have found somebody to love you, or is it just because you have finally resigned yourself to the fact that it is a futile effort and have given up?
    I've realised that my lot in life is to give females private dance, no romance.


  • #63
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Latchy wrote: »
    Just like in American Graffiti . Oh my gawd.... what a movie

    Aye - I meant crap movies, not that one!


  • #64
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.

    Hahahahaha!! :):):):)
    You're certainly a gas man anyway Mr Onion! :)


  • #65
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    I just want someone to make out with !

    PM sent


  • #66
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    PM sent

    :p


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  • #67
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    stupidusername wrote: »
    whiteonion you are boring me.

    Ahh no, I think he's a great craic.


  • #68
    Break all ties
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Break all ties


    Been there done that, got the T-Shirt.

    Done the whole doing a married woman bit. Her husband was sent down for doing a robbery so it was all chusty. Got the sexy time too. :D


  • #69
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    I whispered in her ear "you're burning my soul, my heart's on fire", then we started kissing.

    Few females seem to be able to resist that line.


  • #70
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I whispered in her ear "you're burning my soul, my heart's on fire", then we started kissing.

    Few females seem to be able to resist that line.

    Is it not passed your bed time

    pass me the sick bucket


  • #71
    deaddonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭deaddonkey


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Enough already with these God dang American expressions.

    OutlawPete wrote: »
    it sure does bug me.

    POT/KETTLE


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  • #72
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    deaddonkey wrote: »
    POT/KETTLE
    Fúcking whoosh.:pac:


  • #73
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    "I'm a great craic"....what has that got to do with it? She's into guys who do stand up?


  • #74
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Nevore wrote: »
    Fúcking whoosh.:pac:

    What's funny is it was the "bug me" one he picked, would have thought the baseball one or even the 'hitched dame' ffs :p


  • #75
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I whispered in her ear "you're burning my soul, my heart's on fire", then we started kissing.

    Few females seem to be able to resist that line.

    You should carry a box of Rennies for that heart-burn, lad.


  • #76
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Making out?
    I presume this happened in America.


  • #77
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Can the Mods please, please change the title of this thread. Everytime I see "making out" it makes me want to punch my laptop...in the face.

    Nope


  • #78
    uprising2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭uprising2


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I whispered in her ear "you're burning my soul, my heart's on fire", then we started kissing.

    Few females seem to be able to resist that line.

    Haha, FFS, you got a kiss from a stupid drunk dirty slut, who probably would have rode you if it wasn't for the fact that you look like tom hanks in Philadelphia, and these haven't cleared up yet on herself.
    Is she your sister?

    So with all your fancy words you got nowhere, yet call yourself pleasureman, self-pleasurman more like.


  • #79
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    whiteonion wrote: »
    last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

    She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

    You're a twat.


  • #80
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    sdonn wrote: »
    You're a twat.

    Infracted


  • #81
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    whiteonion wrote: »
    last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

    She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:


    What's "making out"?


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  • #82
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Translation: OP got the shift outside Supermacs. The woman, possibly put off by his directness, or his use of the phrase"the sexy time" made up an excuse when he suggested they get a taxi back to his. OP went home alone and commenced pleasuring, then decided to tell boards all about it.


  • #83
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    jackiebaron wrote: »
    What's "making out"?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYb4DGOt_O0


  • #84
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    there's only one way to solve this: go on Jeremy Kyle.


  • #85
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    there's only one way to solve this: go on Jeremy Kyle.

    I would watch that much as I hate Jeremy Kyle


  • #86
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    hondasam wrote: »
    I would watch that much as I hate Jeremy Kyle

    Be interesting to see the lie detector alright. Is he making this whole thing up? . . . . . Don't go away we'll have the answers after the break!


  • #87
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    Be interesting to see the lie detector alright. Is he making this whole thing up? . . . . . Don't go away we'll have the answers after the break!

    are children allowed on the show ?


  • #88
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,472 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    This goes on everyday of week. Does the OP think he is the first person in history to commit adultery? Grow up and get a life!


  • #89
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Did the op cause this? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70751639


  • #90
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    snyper wrote: »
    If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

    Shoe - other foot -someday

    What would you do to your wife?


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  • #91
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Did she just pretend she had a husband as soon as OP mentioned the words "sexy time"? I'm guessing from all the cheesy chat up lines he mentioned that he's not from Ireland. I'm envisioning OP as some spaz in the style of Balki from sitcom 'Perfect Strangers' with a liberal dashing of greasy sleazebag added for good measure.


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