making out with a married woman

whiteonion

last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

ardinn

Homewrecker!

chin_grin

So what happened when you woke up with a sticky belly?

SEPT 23 1989

whiteonion wrote: »

last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

FesterBeatty

I didnt know you were a lezzer

R P McMurphy

She sounds ungrateful

whiteonion

I was lost in a dream in the arms of the night.

CatFromHue

at what stage did she say she was married?

it could have been an excuse to run away from you very quickly.

whiteonion

CatFromHue wrote: »

at what stage did she say she was married?

it could have been an excuse to run away from you very quickly.

She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
Why would any girl want to run away from me?

4zn76tysfajdxp

whiteonion wrote: »

Why would any girl want to run away from me?

Because you were trying to rape them?

AckwelFoley

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

Shoe - other foot -someday

Tea_Bag

whiteonion wrote: »

She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
Why would any girl want to run away from me?

:rolleyes:

whiteonion

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

4zn76tysfajdxp

whiteonion wrote: »

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

Right, otherwise it'd be fine?

azezil

whiteonion wrote: »

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

But if it wasn't you totally would, right?

ottostreet

whiteonion wrote: »

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

As opposed to it just being a terrible thing to do to someone?

Ruu_Old

"making out", yer not in America now, so ya aren't!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

DonalK1981

snyper wrote: »

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

Shoe - other foot -someday

+1

You'll get yours.

Tea_Bag

OutlawPete

"Making out"??

What are we in America over here? Enough already with these God dang American expressions. People use them right out of left field these days and it sure does bug me. Guys trying to make like there a big shot, a hot potato, like they been around the block or something I guess. Look, she was a hitched dame, sure no telling when she'd take off. Next time if you don't want a Gal to hit the road and high tail it - try paying for the whole check instead of just half and forget the doggie bag too, otherwise she'll think you're a jerk, smallfry. It's a real no-brainer pal, but hey - don't sweat it.

stovelid

The only people that "make out" are American teenagers in films set in the 50s and 60s.

stovelid

Lol. Mid-air collision.

CatFromHue

whiteonion wrote: »

She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
Why would any girl want to run away from me?

maybe you were too much craic.

its possible to break the funny bone you know.

Man - what you should've done is taken her out on a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

Latchy

stovelid wrote: »

The only people that "make out" are American teenagers in films set in the 50s and 60s.

Just like in American Graffiti . Oh my gawd.... what a movie

whiteonion

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

whiteonion

whiteonion wrote: »

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

Rohypnol and chloroform, no doubt. Eh, OP?

Krusader

whiteonion wrote: »

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

why should you care

staker

snyper wrote: »

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

Shoe - other foot -someday

OT here but why break his face?
Would she not be responsible at all?
If I as a married man went off with another woman,does my wife automatically punch her?
There's your can of worms OP!:D

AckwelFoley

staker wrote: »

OT here but why break his face?
Would she not be responsible at all?
If I as a married man went off with another woman,does my wife automatically punch her?
There's your can of worms OP!:D

You deal with her after hes picked up his face off the floor and gone.

Son Of A Vidic

whiteonion wrote: »

..I'm a great craic..

Huh?

whiteonion

Girls they like a pleasureman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhfheczoKc8&feature=related

In Ireland I live like pleasureman.

Son Of A Vidic

whiteonion wrote: »

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

Precisely!

Alter-Ego

whiteonion wrote: »

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

4.2/10 troll-score.

Poor effort all round, OP, yet an original idea. Keep trying!

whiteonion

This happened last Saturday.

stupidusername

whiteonion you are boring me.

barbarians

whiteonion wrote: »

This happened last Saturday.

Wonderful.

Interesting to note that you think criminals shouldn't be allowed any rights yet you don't seem too bothered on the morals of potentially ruining someone's marriage and only think rape is wrong because the law says so.

whiteonion

barbarians wrote: »

Wonderful.

Interesting to note that you think criminals shouldn't be allowed any rights yet you don't seem too bothered on the morals of potentially ruining someone's marriage and only think rape is wrong because the law says so.

As far as I know making out with somebody else's woman is not against the law.

barbarians

whiteonion wrote: »

As far as I know making out with somebody else's woman is not against the law.

Is it morally wrong ?

Answer carefully since you are the one who takes the moral high ground when dealing sadistically with criminals.

hondasam

whiteonion wrote: »

last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

you write like a teenager so what age was she ?

her husband was where he should be at home minding the kids while she has a good time.

Coriolanus

chin_grin wrote: »

So what happened when you woke up with a sticky belly?

Someone enlighten me? I'm not home with the downies.

whiteonion

If she prefers me over her husband I see nothing wrong with this. It's his own fault for not being able to keep her interested enough in him. Otherwise she wouldn't fall into the arms of a pleasureman like me.

hondasam

whiteonion wrote: »

If she prefers me over her husband I see nothing wrong with this. It's his own fault for not being able to keep her interested enough in him. Otherwise she wouldn't fall into the arms of a pleasureman like me.

to much drink will have that effect !

no sexy time you must be a disappointment to her,

husband must be better

Hyperbullet

whiteonion wrote: »

I'm a great craic

Did anyone else read that bit in an Italian accent? Can't get the image of Mario shiftin' some married woman out of my head now.

hondasam

hondasam wrote: »

you write like a teenager so what age was she ?

her husband was where he should be at home minding the kids while she has a good time.

Maybe the OP is one of the two kids.

Ew, OP. Nasty.

wolf moon

snyper wrote: »

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

why though? it'd be her who broke promises and cheated on you.
beat the shyte out of the poor fella because your wife doesn't give a single one about you and your marriage?
fantastic solution, indeed.

hondasam

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe the OP is one of the two kids.

Ew, OP. Nasty.

The OP is definitely a kid, that's for sure

whiteonion

hondasam wrote: »

The OP is definitely a kid, that's for sure

I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.

4zn76tysfajdxp

whiteonion wrote: »

I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.

Yeah, you sound pretty pleased with yourself alright.

hondasam

whiteonion wrote: »

I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.

thought you were having your afternoon nap !

Thanks for the laugh anyway

kraggy

whiteonion wrote: »

last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

Why are people starting to put an "a" before the word "craic"?

It's "I'm great craic" not "I'm a great craic".

It's like saying "I'm a great fun". It doesn't make sense.