making out with a married woman

whiteonion · 02-04-2011 10:31AM #1

last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

ardinn · 02-04-2011 10:32AM

Homewrecker!

chin_grin · 02-04-2011 10:33AM

So what happened when you woke up with a sticky belly?

SEPT 23 1989 · 02-04-2011 10:33AM

whiteonion wrote: »

last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

FesterBeatty · 02-04-2011 10:34AM

I didnt know you were a lezzer

R P McMurphy · 02-04-2011 10:34AM

She sounds ungrateful

whiteonion · 02-04-2011 10:35AM

I was lost in a dream in the arms of the night.

CatFromHue · 02-04-2011 10:35AM

at what stage did she say she was married?

it could have been an excuse to run away from you very quickly.

whiteonion · 02-04-2011 10:37AM

CatFromHue wrote: »

at what stage did she say she was married?

it could have been an excuse to run away from you very quickly.

She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
Why would any girl want to run away from me?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-04-2011 10:40AM

whiteonion wrote: »

Why would any girl want to run away from me?

Because you were trying to rape them?

AckwelFoley · 02-04-2011 10:40AM

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

Shoe - other foot -someday

Tea_Bag · 02-04-2011 10:40AM

whiteonion wrote: »

She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
Why would any girl want to run away from me?

:rolleyes:

whiteonion · 02-04-2011 10:41AM

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-04-2011 10:43AM

whiteonion wrote: »

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

Right, otherwise it'd be fine?

azezil · 02-04-2011 10:43AM

whiteonion wrote: »

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

But if it wasn't you totally would, right?

ottostreet · 02-04-2011 10:44AM

whiteonion wrote: »

Rape is against the law, so I would never do that.

As opposed to it just being a terrible thing to do to someone?

Ruu_Old · 02-04-2011 10:47AM

"making out", yer not in America now, so ya aren't!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

DonalK1981 · 02-04-2011 10:47AM

snyper wrote: »

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

Shoe - other foot -someday

+1

You'll get yours.

Tea_Bag · 02-04-2011 10:51AM

OutlawPete · 02-04-2011 10:54AM

"Making out"??

What are we in America over here? Enough already with these God dang American expressions. People use them right out of left field these days and it sure does bug me. Guys trying to make like there a big shot, a hot potato, like they been around the block or something I guess. Look, she was a hitched dame, sure no telling when she'd take off. Next time if you don't want a Gal to hit the road and high tail it - try paying for the whole check instead of just half and forget the doggie bag too, otherwise she'll think you're a jerk, smallfry. It's a real no-brainer pal, but hey - don't sweat it.

stovelid · 02-04-2011 10:54AM

The only people that "make out" are American teenagers in films set in the 50s and 60s.

stovelid · 02-04-2011 10:55AM

Lol. Mid-air collision.

CatFromHue · 02-04-2011 10:57AM

whiteonion wrote: »

She told me this BEFORE we were making out.
Why would any girl want to run away from me?

maybe you were too much craic.

its possible to break the funny bone you know.

02-04-2011 10:58AM

Man - what you should've done is taken her out on a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

Latchy · 02-04-2011 11:20AM

stovelid wrote: »

The only people that "make out" are American teenagers in films set in the 50s and 60s.

Just like in American Graffiti . Oh my gawd.... what a movie

whiteonion · 02-04-2011 11:21AM

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

02-04-2011 11:23AM

whiteonion wrote: »

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

Rohypnol and chloroform, no doubt. Eh, OP?

Krusader · 02-04-2011 11:26AM

whiteonion wrote: »

She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?

why should you care

staker · 02-04-2011 11:28AM

snyper wrote: »

If she was my wife i'd break yer face.

Shoe - other foot -someday

OT here but why break his face?
Would she not be responsible at all?
If I as a married man went off with another woman,does my wife automatically punch her?
There's your can of worms OP!:D

AckwelFoley · 02-04-2011 11:31AM

staker wrote: »

OT here but why break his face?
Would she not be responsible at all?
If I as a married man went off with another woman,does my wife automatically punch her?
There's your can of worms OP!:D

You deal with her after hes picked up his face off the floor and gone.

Son Of A Vidic · 02-04-2011 11:34AM

whiteonion wrote: »

..I'm a great craic..

Huh?

making out with a married woman

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