Is there a such thing as a feminine/masculine alcoholic beverage?

flash1080 · 24-03-2011 10:37PM

Alcohol decreases your testosterone levels. All alcoholic beverages are feminine. FACT!

Chaotic_Forces · 24-03-2011 10:38PM

flash1080 wrote: »

Alcohol decreases your testosterone levels. All alcoholic beverages are feminine. FACT!

Ethanol is manly. I don't know about you but I've drank many a pint of it and I just get more manly.

Savage Tyrant · 25-03-2011 03:31AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Beer is an acquired taste alright. But many people spend a good few years drinking Dutch Gold i the local field. Then when you get in to pubs/nightclubs a pint tastes amazing.
I myself love a nice pint, but drink almost anything. That first pint on a Friday after work.

Here's a list of some of the drinks I'd drink,
Absinthe
Vodka (Screwdriver)
Galliano
Sambuca
Lager
Long Island Ice Tea
Bourbon & Coke
Smirnoff Black
Bacardi Breezer
Scotch & Dry
Ouzo
Rum & Pineapple
Slippery Nipple
Martini
Amarula
Baileys
Cider (Snakebite)
Brandy (good for your health)
Chardonnay
Peach Schnapps
Sherry
Port
Red Wine
Purple Haze
Goon :-)
Perry (Pear Cider)
Cointreau
Jaeger bomb
Drambui
Sake
Blue Curacoa
Pernod
Grenadine
Kahlua
Pisco Sour
Advocaat
amaretto
Tequila
Tia Maria
Champagne
Ale
Guinness
:pac:

That's some night out....

Nothingbetter2d · 25-03-2011 03:33AM

ritz and west coast cooler always seemed to me to be to quote time gentlemen please "a fruit based drink for the ladies"

Napper Hawkins · 25-03-2011 05:49AM

Irish guy sitting in a cafe.

Waiter: "What would you like, Sir?"

Irish guy: "Coffee please, with milk and two sugars"

Waiter: "Certainly Sir"

Russian guy on next table turns to the Irish guy, grins and says:-

"Hey Irish guy, I see you ordered milk with your coffee?"

Irish guy: "I did. Why do you ask?"

Russian: "In Rowsha, only the women put milk in their coffee! Ha ha!"

Irish guy looks at him for a second and says....

"That may be true, but in Ireland, only women drink vodka!"

:pac:

OutlawPete · 25-03-2011 05:58AM

Three drinks I never seen a man drink:

West Coast Cooler.
Ritz
Snowball.

Now, I have had some Snowballs myself, but I bought them and drank them alone. Beautiful they are ..

diddlybit · 25-03-2011 06:34AM

BBDBB wrote: »

doesnt matter what you drink...........just dont drink it with your pinky finger sticking out:p

I drink my pints with my pinky sticking out and I'm proud of it!

Adyx · 25-03-2011 06:55AM

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Fu*k that! I can get me own pint of piss for free ya scabby little fecker!

I've seen cans but I've never seen it on tap since I hit 18. I'd love to try a pint though.

Went to see Pearl Jam in the Odyssey up in Belfast last summer and it was pretty much a choice between pints of Harp or pints of Guinness. I wouldn't be a fan of either lagers or Guinness tbh but the Harp was reasonably decent. Probably because there was such a run on it and it was very cold.

Remember the "Fat Frog" craze a couple of years ago, I dunno how anyone drank that shít. €18 for less than two pints? Tools!

Nothingbetter2d · 25-03-2011 06:56AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Three drinks I never seen a man drink:

West Coast Cooler.
Ritz
Snowball.

Now, I have had some Snowballs myself, but I bought them and drank them alone. Beautiful they are ..

you miss are a true lady

AskMyChocolate · 25-03-2011 09:04AM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Sherry is definately a ladies drink I have yet to see a man drink it.

This is true 99% of the time, however there is always that 1% of the time where you've cleared the cupboard of all beer, wine and spirits and are still standing with a goo on you and hit the (cooking)sherry. In this situation hitting the Harvey's Bristol Cream while looking derisively around at your lightweight mates is double-manly.

Zebra3 · 25-03-2011 09:16AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Now, I have had some Snowballs myself

You're very open minded.

Fair play to ya.

derfderf · 25-03-2011 09:30AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Three drinks I never seen a man drink:

West Coast Cooler.
Ritz
Snowball.

Now, I have had some Snowballs myself, but I bought them and drank them alone. Beautiful they are ..

nothing better than having a quite night in, having a few snowballs and putting your hair up in curlers.

stovelid · 25-03-2011 09:35AM

Agricola wrote: »

Ive been openly questioning his masculinity for years.

Just ask him out and get it over with.

Captain Commie · 25-03-2011 10:11AM

Not really a big fan of beer. Will go for Carlsberg, stella or Bud Ice Cold, other than that its SoCo with White or Morgans Spiced and Club Orange. I would drink wine with a meal but wouldnt go out drinking wine for a night, will leave that one to the women

phill106 · 25-03-2011 10:33AM

Ebbs wrote: »

My dad always taught me if she has a pint, shes gagging for it.

Times were much similar back in the day

Does your ma still drink pints?

Cupcake_Crisis · 25-03-2011 10:34AM

I'll drink pretty much anything put infront of me. I downed a pint of guiness once as a bet, but I paid for it....severly!

enda1 · 25-03-2011 10:53AM

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I'll drink pretty much anything put infront of me. I downed a pint of guiness once as a bet, but I paid for it....severly!

Guinness has two 'n's. Are you French? Cause its usually the French, who even in 'Irish Bars' manage to screw up the spelling.

And I'm sure most (Irish) guys out there have downed a pint of Guinness, no? Its not that difficult nor gonna make you sick or anything? I'm not trying to be hard or anything just,

Cupcake_Crisis · 25-03-2011 11:00AM

enda1 wrote: »

Guinness has two 'n's. Are you French? Cause its usually the French, who even in 'Irish Bars' manage to screw up the spelling.

And I'm sure most (Irish) guys out there have downed a pint of Guinness, no? Its not that difficult nor gonna make you sick or anything? I'm not trying to be hard or anything just,

But I have a delicate lady stomach and it made me quite ill!

TPD · 25-03-2011 11:38AM

I drink beer (good strong ale mostly, not your womanly lager), vodka, rum, gin, wine, absinthe, mead once, and poitin no more.

St.Spodo · 25-03-2011 11:53AM

I don't know, but I wouldn't be seen dead with a bottle of WKD( Women,Kids and Dickheads :pac:).

TheZohanS · 25-03-2011 11:56AM

Tequila
German wheat beer (no other beer)
Vodka (mostly served with redbull)
Single malt whiskey
Long Island Ice Teas
Jaeger bombs
Champagne
Good red wine
Pint of cider downed as a refreshing drink on a hot day(just the one)
Pint of Guinness in an old man's pub (just the one)

The above is pretty much all I drink. Drank beer for years until I eventually said "this tastes crap" and have pretty much been on vodka/redbull since. Best way to drink VRB is with some water in it, that stops the night sweats/twitches (causes by all the sugar in the redbull).

Napper Hawkins · 25-03-2011 09:13PM

Only an insecure fag would get self conscious about what others think of their drink choices.

foxinsox · 25-03-2011 09:27PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Three drinks I never seen a man drink:

West Coast Cooler.
Ritz
Snowball.

Can't believe the thread is this far along and nobody has mentioned the fine butch hunk of a drink that is Babycham!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babycham

OutlawPete · 25-03-2011 09:46PM

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

you miss are a true lady

Zebra3 wrote: »

You're very open minded.

Fair play to ya.

derfderf wrote: »

nothing better than having a quite night in, having a few snowballs and putting your hair up in curlers.

First of all I'd like to point out that 'personal abuse' is something that this site is trying to put an end to and these type of posts really don't help matters. I've also had a very tough day today and I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't make such scurrilous innuendos. Quite frankly I find it offensive and rather childish to assume that because I like to indulge in an occasional snowball, that somehow that must mean that I am a homosexual. It's an absurd suggestion and I ask one to withdraw it this instance. I am in good standing with this forum and remarks such as those above, could very well damage it. As I say, it's been a trying day and so I shall say no more.

Is there a such thing as a feminine/masculine alcoholic beverage?

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