Is there a such thing as a feminine/masculine alcoholic beverage?

Trooperboyo

Are certain drinks more suited to different genders?

I usually drink a pint of beer or guinness. But lately I've moved on to gin, is this a feminine drink?

Discus.

Captain_Generic

I don't see what sports has to do with this

Vicxas

Usually pints = men
wine = women

But its well known men drink wine and lesbians drink pints

Trooperboyo

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I don't see what sports has to do with this

Spunge

Nice and fruity = fággotry

AckwelFoley

Yea.

Alcopops are GAY.

Ebbs

My dad always taught me if she has a pint, shes gagging for it.

Times were much similar back in the day

shofukan

Real men drink whatever the fúck they want.

AckwelFoley

Vicxas wrote: »

Usually pints = men
whine = women

Post fixed for accuracy

Dont mention it

brummytom

Beer and Spirits - Men
Wine and Alcopops - Women


Anyone who disagrees has the ghey

OutlawPete

Pint of beer for the man,glass of white wine, or fruit based drink for the lady.

pablo-jericho

I got an Appletini once before (Scrubs product placement) and drew more than one awkward glance from the locals I must say..

Trooperboyo

Ebbs wrote: »

My dad always taught me if she has a pint, shes gagging for it.

Times were much similar back in the day

Oh dear childhood memories:p

meglome

Women do tend to go for sweeter drinks than men, though it obviously varies. I love cosmo's, didn't go down well in a bar in Australia one time. If only I cared.

Buceph

le beer - masculine
la whiskéy - feminine

Fluorescence

Unless drinks have genitals I'm gonna say... No. I do like me my cider though. Yum

Agricola

Mate of mine only drinks vodka and coke as he hates the taste of beer. Ive been openly questioning his masculinity for years.

Captain_Generic

Agricola wrote: »

Mate of mine only drinks vodka and coke as he hates the taste of beer. Ive been openly questioning his masculinity for years.

In fairness, a lot of people hate the taste of beer

brummytom

Captain_Generic wrote: »

In fairness, a lot of people hate the taste of beer

Those people are 'the gays'

Tomebagel

Buckfast/Poitín = masculine
Alcopops = feminine

azezil

Why yes! if you drink Budweiser you're a little pansy bitch or a little skanger trollop with hollahoops in her ears. Where as if you drink Guinness, you're a rugged manly man... or a very hairy lesbian ^_^

Savage Tyrant

Pints for the fellas and a Glass of white wine or fruit-based drink for the ladies.
It's not hard. Those are the rules.
And if we didn't have rules, where would we be?....France!

TheUsual

Real men only drink Appletini's.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appletini

Local-womanizer

Ebbs wrote: »

Times were much similar back in the day

Indeed they were, things got very boring,everything the same all the time. Thank god there is much more variety nowadays.

Chaotic_Forces

I guess WKD is more for a girl. But just the blue kind. I don't mind drinking the orange kind.

Then again I can't stand to drink vodka so I might be a little bit of a girl myself.

I suppose going back a few years pints were off limit to women and if a women did order it, then it'd be poured from the pint glass into a feckin; half-pint glass.

senorwipesalot

In knacker drinkin days of old it was cans of steiger or linden for the lads and stag or ritz for the ladies.

Chaotic_Forces

senorwipesalot wrote: »

In knacker drinkin days of old it was cans of steiger or linden for the lads and stag or ritz for the ladies.

Never of either of those.
Are you in your 80s or older?

AnnyHallsal

senorwipesalot wrote: »

In knacker drinkin days of old it was cans of steiger or linden for the lads and stag or ritz for the ladies.

Au contraire :P

van der vart

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Indeed they were, things got very boring,everything the same all the time. Thank god there is much more variety nowadays.

:Dback in the day there were only 3 taps in most pubs, GUINNESS, HARP OR SMITHWICKS,

mojesius

No. This is just a ridiculous Irish/ British thing. Go anywhere else, no one gives a crap what you drink or what size glass it happens to be served in.

Unless it's wkd blue. Only scangers and people with no taste buds drink that nasty crap.

AnnyHallsal

Trooperboyo wrote: »

I've moved on to gin, is this a feminine drink?

Yes. In that it's the drink of Victorian prostitutes. But also Victorian children.

Chaotic_Forces

van der vart wrote: »

:Dback in the day there were only 3 taps in most pubs, GUINNESS, HARP OR SMITHWICKS,

I could have done fine in "back in the day" on the old smithwicks.

Does anywhere even sell Harp now?

I'm not trying to be funny but I don't ever think I've seen it.

RichieC

I used to think so, but I'm a wine lover now, I'm also a beer lover though.

I even love a G&T to clean the palate after a night of Guinness.

Captain_Generic

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Does anywhere even sell Harp now?

No, its our thing

sock puppet

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Never of either of those.
Are you in your 80s or older?

You'e never heard of Linden Village or Ritz?:eek:

RichieC

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Does anywhere even sell Harp now?

If I fill a pint glass with piss will you pay me €4 for it? :pac:

Chaotic_Forces

sock puppet wrote: »

You'e never heard of Linden Village or Ritz?:eek:

No.

I might be too young or never went knacker drinking?

Chaotic_Forces

RichieC wrote: »

If I fill a pint glass with piss will you pay me €4 for it? :pac:

Will it get me drunk?

AnnyHallsal

sock puppet wrote: »

You'e never heard of Linden Village or Ritz?:eek:

What is Ritz exactly? No doubt I drank gallons of it back in the day but f%$£ed if I remember it now.

RichieC

Ritz is f*cking wrong.

senorwipesalot

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Never of either of those.
Are you in your 80s or older?

39 today.Thanks for asking.:)

Chaotic_Forces

senorwipesalot wrote: »

39 today.Thanks for asking.:)

Being 17 years older than me might be why that you know of it and I don't; I'm not an old man unlike someone.

Happy birthday though mate.

RichieC

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Will it get me drunk?

I was heavy on the sauce last night, perhaps.

TeddyTedson

Captain_Generic wrote: »

In fairness, a lot of people hate the taste of beer

Beer is an acquired taste alright. But many people spend a good few years drinking Dutch Gold i the local field. Then when you get in to pubs/nightclubs a pint tastes amazing.
I myself love a nice pint, but drink almost anything. That first pint on a Friday after work.

Here's a list of some of the drinks I'd drink,
Absinthe
Vodka (Screwdriver)
Galliano
Sambuca
Lager
Long Island Ice Tea
Bourbon & Coke
Smirnoff Black
Bacardi Breezer
Scotch & Dry
Ouzo
Rum & Pineapple
Slippery Nipple
Martini
Amarula
Baileys
Cider (Snakebite)
Brandy (good for your health)
Chardonnay
Peach Schnapps
Sherry
Port
Red Wine
Purple Haze
Goon :-)
Perry (Pear Cider)
Cointreau
Jaeger bomb
Drambui
Sake
Blue Curacoa
Pernod
Grenadine
Kahlua
Pisco Sour
Advocaat
amaretto
Tequila
Tia Maria
Champagne
Ale
Guinness
:pac:

RichieC

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

What is Ritz exactly? No doubt I drank gallons of it back in the day but f%$£ed if I remember it now.

Perry, made from pears.

AgileMyth

Agricola wrote: »

Mate of mine only drinks vodka and coke as he hates the taste of beer. Ive been openly questioning his masculinity for years.

Wouldn't be the biggest beer fan myself. Drink it on occasion.

But I'm definitely not gay cause I almost kissed a girl once.

Chaotic_Forces

RichieC wrote: »

I was heavy on the sauce last night, perhaps.

Alright...

Give us a pint of piss in a glass please!

strobe

Trooperboyo wrote: »

Are certain drinks more suited to different genders?

I usually drink a pint of beer or guinness. But lately I've moved on to gin, is this a feminine drink?

Discus.

"The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to be 45, female and sitting on the stairs. Because gin isn't really a drink, it's more a mascara thinner. "Nobody likes my shoes! I made... I made fifty... ****ing vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said "Thank you."" And my favourite: "Everybody, shut up. Shut up! This song is all about me." - Dylan Moran

So yeah Trooper, you're basically one step away from breaking out in vaginas, ye big girls blouse!

BBDBB

doesnt matter what you drink...........just dont drink it with your pinky finger sticking out:p

RichieC

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Alright...

Give us a pint of piss in a glass please!

ID please

RGDATA!

i class beer as a very feminine drink on the grounds that my over-indulgence in it has cause me to grow boobs.