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Would you go out with a midget?

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    #32
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Deleted User wrote: »
    They're all the same length lying down.

    (never have, but dated awesome pixie sized minx before. Not actual Dwarfism afflicted, but she was four foot 9!)

    WOOHOO!!! That just made me feel tall:D


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    #33
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    im 6 foot 4 so its a easy decision yes yes yes i would.......forever alone:pac:


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    #34
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Or a dwarf for that matter.?

    I don't think I would. Fuk true love if it's only 3 foot high.

    Taking dirty pics would make your lad look massive! :D


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That was my excuse for the kids.


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    #36
    vard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭vard


    Sure I would...

    I'd feel like a monster... down there, y'know?


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    #37
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It would be better than with a jolly green giant I'd say


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    #38
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    I'd go for a midget before a giant (over 7ft)


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    #39
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Nah couldnt do it.


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    #40
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    sometimes short is better than nothing at all


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    #41
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    :confused:

    it would be like doing a child................................so yes!


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    #42
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    gaz wac wrote: »
    Only if they were handcuffed to my mate and we were going on his stags !!

    A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that
    there was a small medium at large

    haha!
    I just heard a story about this yesterday!

    "LP" was handcuffed, dressed and painted like a smurf!
    even when the stag was going to the toilet, he stood beside him!


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    #43
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,542 ✭✭✭Homer


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Or a dwarf.

    I wouldn't stoop so low


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    #44
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    I'd Get over it.


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    #45
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Tea anyone?


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    #46
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    Loads of milk, no sugar


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    #47
    starling.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭starling.


    Deleted User wrote: »
    "it" refers to "love", not "midget".


    Ah, so it's the love that's three foot high, not the midget. :rolleyes:


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    #48
    insufferable nurd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭insufferable nurd


    hahaaaa what an inspired thread, this ads google man is my kind of guy oooooh yesh he lit the blue touch paper now this is the cráic oh yesss ahaaaaa... midgets, with aids maybe hahahaaaa...


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    #49
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    :confused:

    it would be like doing a child................................so yes!

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


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    #50
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    insufferable nurd wrote: »
    hahaaaa what an inspired thread, this ads google man is my kind of guy oooooh yesh he lit the blue touch paper now I am on crack oh yesss ahaaaaa... midgets, with aids maybe hahahaaaa...

    '_'


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    #51
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    :confused:

    it would be like doing a child................................so yes!

    F*ck you orange! you owe me a keyboard :mad:


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    #52
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Theres a guy in work with me that did the durty with a vertically challenged lady on a number of occasions.

    He said he used to ly her on her back on the bed when he was banging her out of it. Her legs would be up in the air and every now and again he would tickle her little feet, apparently she had a mad evil laugh.

    He got her to dress up as Bo Peep once for the craic.


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What age was this vertically challenged lady?


    The more I've read this thread, the more I want to do it.. I went to a bar before that was staffed entirely by midgets. Great bunch altogether.


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    #54
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    like I previous poster, I've dated a tiny girl, she was 4'10", and weighed something like 6 ston. She was wickedly fun too...
    but not someone with dwarfism.

    Would I date someone with dwarfism, sure, if there was a mutual attraction, I'd consider it.


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    #55
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Seaneh wrote: »
    like I previous poster, I've dated a tiny girl, she was 4'10", and weighed something like 6 ston.

    Father Smith, is that you?!


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    #56
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,724 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Seaneh wrote: »
    like I previous poster, I've dated a tiny girl, she was 4'10", and weighed something like 6 ston. She was wickedly fun too...
    but not someone with dwarfism.

    Would I date someone with dwarfism, sure, if there was a mutual attraction, I'd consider it.

    Im concerned why I read that as 6 ton...


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