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Would you go out with a midget?

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  • 23-03-2011 08:39AM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭


    Or a dwarf for that matter.?

    I don't think I would. Fuk true love if it's only 3 foot high.


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    #2
    Beaucoupfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭Beaucoupfish


    Maybe its time you went to bed


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    #3
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    and please use the politically correct term of "gnome" in future thank you


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    #4
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    what if someone put you up to it?


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    #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They're all the same length lying down.

    (never have, but dated awesome pixie sized minx before. Not actual Dwarfism afflicted, but she was four foot 9!)


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    #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Tall woman, dwarf man, i can see the picture...
    when they kiss, his toe is in...

    suppose not many men can give a foot...



    what did the dwarf get for running through a womans legs?
    a clit round the ear and a flap in the face


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    gaz wac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    Only if they were handcuffed to my mate and we were going on his stags !!

    A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that
    there was a small medium at large


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    #8
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    I once saw a film staring Bridget the miget so I have to say hell ya, they are the perfect height ;)


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    #9
    Tzar Gringo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Tzar Gringo


    rather that aids scare thread again 'ads by google'.

    you make the most revolting threads. n its gaining ground at that.


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    #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah it's hardly revolting... I just asked if you'd fuk the shlte out of a midget.


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    #11
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    It does have it's upside tho. For example you can now save a fortune on romantic holiday getaways. Instead of having to buy two expensive plane-tickets you can just store your beloved in the overhead luggage compartment.


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    #12
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ah it's hardly revolting... I just asked if you'd fuk the shlte out of a midget.

    I think it was a fair question but I wouldnt go near her sh1te tbh.


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    #13
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    I'm reporting this thread :D


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    starling.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭starling.


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fuk true love if it's only 3 foot high.


    Er, fair enough if you wouldn't, but they are still people you know.


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    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭Archeron


    No, but I'd go out with two midgets if I could stand one on the others shoulders and let them both wear one long coat.


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    #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    starling. wrote: »
    Er, fair enough if you wouldn't, but they are still people you know.

    "it" refers to "love", not "midget".


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    #17
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    This thread is too disturbing for 9 in thee morning....


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    #18
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    This thread is too disturbing for 9 in thee morning....

    Thou art correct.


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    #19
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Oompa or Loompa, who would you do?

    When is a dwarf not a dwarf? When she's down in your trousers, then she's a goblin.


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    #20
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    bonerm wrote: »
    Thou art correct.

    Waaaah!! It's too earl for that!


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    #21
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Only if she had no teeth and a flat head so you could rest your pint on it.


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    #22
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    I would, but only if there was 4 of the little ballixes and one wore a leather gimp suit and used a peacock feather to lather the other 3 with lashings of thousand island dressing. One of them would then drag a 3 legged donkey into the room and hancuff a leg to each of the other midgets - at which point, and to answer your question, yes - i would then fuk d shyte out of them.


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    #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Think I seen that on redtube once..


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    #24
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    She wouldn't have to get on her knees ;) save her self some knee problems.


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    #25
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k


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    #26
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    I suppose this is as PC as AH gets! :o


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    Sprrratt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Sprrratt


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KExsASD0-98


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    #28
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    only if she was dirty


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    #29
    smurfy89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭smurfy89


    http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-midget-story/


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    #30
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    After having the dubious pleasure of seeing bridget the midget i action once or twice, eh no - i just couldn't do it - it just looks too much like kiddy porn for my liking.
    So sorry small people of the interweb, no sponge lovin for you i'm afraid.


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    #31
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    I would and I do


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