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Would you go out with a midget?

[Deleted User]

Or a dwarf for that matter.?

I don't think I would. Fuk true love if it's only 3 foot high.

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Rubberlegs

Deleted User wrote: »

They're all the same length lying down.

(never have, but dated awesome pixie sized minx before. Not actual Dwarfism afflicted, but she was four foot 9!)

WOOHOO!!! That just made me feel tall:D

tallaghtmick

im 6 foot 4 so its a easy decision yes yes yes i would.......forever alone:pac:

smash

Deleted User wrote: »

Or a dwarf for that matter.?

I don't think I would. Fuk true love if it's only 3 foot high.

Taking dirty pics would make your lad look massive!

[Deleted User]

That was my excuse for the kids.

vard

Sure I would...

I'd feel like a monster... down there, y'know?

Tar.Aldarion

It would be better than with a jolly green giant I'd say

smokedeels

I'd go for a midget before a giant (over 7ft)

pragmatic1

Nah couldnt do it.

spider guardian

sometimes short is better than nothing at all

Oranage2

it would be like doing a child................................so yes!

Misticles

gaz wac wrote: »

Only if they were handcuffed to my mate and we were going on his stags !!

A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that
there was a small medium at large

haha!
I just heard a story about this yesterday!

"LP" was handcuffed, dressed and painted like a smurf!
even when the stag was going to the toilet, he stood beside him!

Homer

Deleted User wrote: »

Or a dwarf.

I wouldn't stoop so low

Screaminmidget

I'd Get over it.

Captain_Generic

Tea anyone?

Cupcake_Crisis

Loads of milk, no sugar

starling.

Deleted User wrote: »

"it" refers to "love", not "midget".

Ah, so it's the love that's three foot high, not the midget. :rolleyes:

insufferable nurd

hahaaaa what an inspired thread, this ads google man is my kind of guy oooooh yesh he lit the blue touch paper now this is the cráic oh yesss ahaaaaa... midgets, with aids maybe hahahaaaa...

FesterBeatty

Oranage2 wrote: »

it would be like doing a child................................so yes!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

--LOS--

insufferable nurd wrote: »

hahaaaa what an inspired thread, this ads google man is my kind of guy oooooh yesh he lit the blue touch paper now I am on crack oh yesss ahaaaaa... midgets, with aids maybe hahahaaaa...

'_'

RichieC

Oranage2 wrote: »

it would be like doing a child................................so yes!

F*ck you orange! you owe me a keyboard :mad:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Theres a guy in work with me that did the durty with a vertically challenged lady on a number of occasions.

He said he used to ly her on her back on the bed when he was banging her out of it. Her legs would be up in the air and every now and again he would tickle her little feet, apparently she had a mad evil laugh.

He got her to dress up as Bo Peep once for the craic.

[Deleted User]

What age was this vertically challenged lady?

The more I've read this thread, the more I want to do it.. I went to a bar before that was staffed entirely by midgets. Great bunch altogether.

Seaneh

like I previous poster, I've dated a tiny girl, she was 4'10", and weighed something like 6 ston. She was wickedly fun too...
but not someone with dwarfism.

Would I date someone with dwarfism, sure, if there was a mutual attraction, I'd consider it.

FesterBeatty

Seaneh wrote: »

like I previous poster, I've dated a tiny girl, she was 4'10", and weighed something like 6 ston.

Father Smith, is that you?!

antodeco

Seaneh wrote: »

like I previous poster, I've dated a tiny girl, she was 4'10", and weighed something like 6 ston. She was wickedly fun too...
but not someone with dwarfism.

Would I date someone with dwarfism, sure, if there was a mutual attraction, I'd consider it.

Im concerned why I read that as 6 ton...