Most scumbag thing you've done

Jesus Wept · 21-03-2011 03:44AM

eternal wrote: »

Why is everyone so mean to homeless people on this forum.No one knows what the future holds ,anyone could be homeless themselves in the future.I remember being in London and met the nicest ,most intelligent homelesss people .My heart goes out to them.

Maybe other homeless people have done bad things to them and they use this to justify their behavior regarding all homeless people.

Oranage2 · 21-03-2011 03:47AM

Bodhisopha wrote: »

This thread reminds me of being a kid trying to think of some tame shiit i did to tell the priest in confession.

Ha so true !

One of biggest scumbag things I did was one night I was driving home after a few scoops and out of nowhere a bicycle came out and landed on my bonet and flew about 5 meters away from the car,I paniced a bit but I could see the guy wasnt dead but he was f*cked barely moving on the ground, so I turned off my lights and drove around him, no point getting a drunk driving charge over an idiot cycling at night with no lights on!

eternal · 21-03-2011 03:53AM

You nearly killed someone and left them there .There are no words to describe what a sick f*cker you are.How do you know they didnt die afterwards.Christ and people onto me about having sex with a willing man.

siltirocker · 21-03-2011 03:53AM

I once dug the ash tray outside the hospital at 4am on the way home.

Oranage2 · 21-03-2011 04:05AM

eternal wrote: »

You nearly killed someone and left them there .There are no words to describe what a sick f*cker you are.How do you know they didnt die afterwards.Christ and people onto me about having sex with a willing man.

Well I'm not the one that slept with a /married man, little miss home wrecker - you deserved to be put in jail

eternal · 21-03-2011 04:25AM

Sleeping with someone whos willing -not against the law.hit and run-against the law.
You are comparing me to having sex with someone whos wife was in another country and would never find out to you leaving someone on the road to die.
You could actually get jail for that ,since you brought up jail.That is sick

a-k-47 · 21-03-2011 04:47AM

Well I'm not the one that slept with a /married man, little miss home wrecker - you deserved to be put in jail

are you for real?... that poor person YOU crashed into could or did die, or is crippled for life and you have the neck say the above comment. End thread we have a winner. Sick.,

sean corcoran · 21-03-2011 04:53AM

eternal wrote: »

Sleeping with someone whos willing -not against the law.hit and run-against the law.
You are comparing me to having sex with someone whos wife was in another country and would never find out to you leaving someone on the road to die.
You could actually get jail for that ,since you brought up jail.That is sick

a-k-47 wrote: »

are you for real?... that poor person YOU crashed into could or did die, or is crippled for life and you have the neck say the above comment. End thread we have a winner. Sick.,

you guys really have no idea what a joke is do you?

eternal · 21-03-2011 04:56AM

What joke ? are you for real.Nearly killing some .ssoooooo funny

Shield · 21-03-2011 04:56AM

I got it, if that helps? Good one too!

sean corcoran wrote: »

you guys really have no idea what a joke is do you?

sean corcoran · 21-03-2011 04:59AM

eternal wrote: »

What joke ? are you for real.Nearly killing some .ssoooooo funny

*facepalm

really? ill give you a hint

he didnt really turn off his lights, the whole thing turned into the film wrong turn

a-k-47 · 21-03-2011 05:11AM

sean corcoran wrote: »

*facepalm

really? ill give you a hint
he didnt really turn off his lights, the whole thing turned into the film wrong turn

and were all supposed to know that?... im sure were not the only ones who didnt get it.

sean corcoran · 21-03-2011 05:12AM

a-k-47 wrote: »

and were all supposed to know that?... im sure were not the only ones who didnt get it.

do you take everything on the internet so seriously?

Seaneh · 21-03-2011 05:15AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Ha so true !

One of biggest scumbag things I did was one night I was driving home after a few scoops and out of nowhere a bicycle came out and landed on my bonet and flew about 5 meters away from the car,I paniced a bit but I could see the guy wasnt dead but he was f*cked barely moving on the ground, so I turned off my lights and drove around him, no point getting a drunk driving charge over an idiot cycling at night with no lights on!

Some day you will see jail, and you'll deserve it. I really hope you get a slap from a random nutjob sometime soon.

sean corcoran · 21-03-2011 05:20AM

Seaneh wrote: »

Some day you will see jail, and you'll deserve it. I really hope you get a slap from a random nutjob sometime soon.

once again, he was joking

anyway my contribution, i screamed at 2 zealots (who had been clearly brainwashed as they were only 18 and 19) on grafton street for trying to tell me that the world was only 3000 years old and that dinosaurs and humans co-existed peacefully and that god judged the dinosaurs and thats why they are extinct,

not exactly scumbaggy but after an hour and a half, a trip to an internet cafe and a questionnaire i did with over 100 people on grafton street i think i made the poor kids lose faith in their religion

Richard Dower · 21-03-2011 05:22AM

act like a douche on boards.

Seaneh · 21-03-2011 05:32AM

was jumped walking home from a night out by two scumbags when I was 18/19. They took my wallet (which was empty... Obviously... Hence walking home...) and my phone (beat up piece or **** worth about a tenner...) and gave me a bit of a kicking.
I knew their faces. One was about 23 from dublin but living in Athlone, other easy about my age and from the roughest part of town.
Anyway, saw the Dub about 3 weeks later by himself drunk in a quiet part of town. Ran behind him, smashed his face off a shop front, kicked him around a bit, made him apologise, stole his wallet and phone (threw both in a bin), tied his shoes together and tossed them over a power line and told him his friend (who did most of the damage when they jumped me) would get worse when I saw him...

Few months later me and a friend are in his car driving home from the cinema and I see the other scummer cutting through a park as a short cut. I tell the friend to drive over.
I got out of the car, ran behind him and shouted his name. He turns around and asks 'who the **** are you'.

I say I just want to ask him something.

He saunters over acting hard and before he can say anything I give him a kick in the balls and watch him fall on the ground. I proceeded to batter the **** out of him... Kicked him around the ground until he could hardly breath and then battered his face with my hand. Took his wallet out of his pocket and then searched his socks and shoes and found about 200 in 20's and 50's and a baggie with pills and either coke or speed. took 100 of it to replace my wallet and phone then, as he watched, ripped up and burned the rest, poured drugs onto the ground and ground them into dirt, kicking said dirt in his face.

He muttered something about 'ill have you killed boy'. So I said something like I may as well hurt you properly so and broke his nose.

Not proud of how I handled it, but I couldn't walk alone at night for a long time after they jumped me as I was worried it would happen again and I know of a few other people the same lads jumped so they deserved it...

seanybiker · 21-03-2011 05:34AM

Proper order. Nice one

Canis Lupus · 21-03-2011 11:23AM

Seaneh wrote: »

was jumped walking home from a night out by two scumbags when I was 18/19. They took my wallet (which was empty... Obviously... Hence walking home...) and my phone (beat up piece or **** worth about a tenner...) and gave me a bit of a kicking.
I knew their faces. One was about 23 from dublin but living in Athlone, other easy about my age and from the roughest part of town.
Anyway, saw the Dub about 3 weeks later by himself drunk in a quiet part of town. Ran behind him, smashed his face off a shop front, kicked him around a bit, made him apologise, stole his wallet and phone (threw both in a bin), tied his shoes together and tossed them over a power line and told him his friend (who did most of the damage when they jumped me) would get worse when I saw him...

Few months later me and a friend are in his car driving home from the cinema and I see the other scummer cutting through a park as a short cut. I tell the friend to drive over.
I got out of the car, ran behind him and shouted his name. He turns around and asks 'who the **** are you'.

I say I just want to ask him something.

He saunters over acting hard and before he can say anything I give him a kick in the balls and watch him fall on the ground. I proceeded to batter the **** out of him... Kicked him around the ground until he could hardly breath and then battered his face with my hand. Took his wallet out of his pocket and then searched his socks and shoes and found about 200 in 20's and 50's and a baggie with pills and either coke or speed. took 100 of it to replace my wallet and phone then, as he watched, ripped up and burned the rest, poured drugs onto the ground and ground them into dirt, kicking said dirt in his face.

He muttered something about 'ill have you killed boy'. So I said something like I may as well hurt you properly so and broke his nose.

Not proud of how I handled it, but I couldn't walk alone at night for a long time after they jumped me as I was worried it would happen again and I know of a few other people the same lads jumped so they deserved it...

It's illegal to burn money.

VNP · 21-03-2011 11:57AM

he was reducing inflation of the economy

tallaghtmick · 21-03-2011 12:02PM

i kidnapped maddie m........nah not worth it:pac:

Goldenegg · 21-03-2011 12:09PM

Last week, I was dancing with my boyfriend, having a great night when this ****ing idiot around 18/19 comes up and starts grinding up behind me.

At first I said "sorry just dancing with himself" and your man walked away. A few mins later, he comes back, same thing again, so my boyfriend said " listen man, **** off". He ignored him and wouldn't move so I turned around and pretended to dance with him so just when he was getting into it, I kneed him in the balls and turned back around to dance. Revenge is sweet!

Squirm · 21-03-2011 01:15PM

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

My uncle used to live on the streets in Dun Laoghaire. He actually had an apt. and he was not a scumbag (as you so put it) but rather, had mental health issues and was experiencing a psychotic break. It took our family over three years to get him forcefully committed (as he was not prepared to willingly seek help). During that time he was beaten up, p*ssed on, had stuff thrown at him. He wasn't a young man at the time and he didn't look like a junkie. The Gardai told us they would keep an eye on him and arrested a number of young, well spoken, drunk d*ckheads on different occasions, who were found abusing and harrassing him. So perhaps you should consider that a lot of the people who are unfortunate to find themselves homeless, are not the dirty, pathetic, scumbags that you seem to think are beneath you. Your actions were not scummy and nether is your total lack of shame, empathy or guilt. It's sociopathic.

As for my scummy act. I got drunk at my (ex) boyfriend's house at a house party and badly needed to puke. Didn't want to make a show of either of us... but the bathroom was being used by someone else... So I went outside, puked BIG time and fed it to his dogs....... grim times.

Lord Trollington · 21-03-2011 01:20PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I was arrested one night for making pig sounds at a Garda.. that's about the height of it for me! I was unarrested before we got to the station though =p

Was a bit of a clown at school too but never really done anything that would be considered scummy.. just idiotic

Can you be arrested for making pig sounds at a garda?

Rubberlegs · 21-03-2011 01:43PM

I used to help myself to big bags of spuds from supermarket. Used to slide them in underneath the trolley so they were on the bit on top of the wheels. Was in constant preparation to go all dizzy female if I was ever caught. " Oh no:eek:!!, I can't believe I forgot they were there", all a blush and flutterin eyelashes. There was a certain thrill to it:D.

tallaghtmick · 21-03-2011 01:48PM

73Cat wrote: »

I used to help myself to big bags of spuds from supermarket. Used to slide them in underneath the trolley so they were on the bit on top of the wheels. Was in constant preparation to go all dizzy female if I was ever caught. " Oh no:eek:!!, I can't believe I forgot they were there", all a blush and flutterin eyelashes. There was a certain thrill to it:D.

serious potato famine reincarnation victim here:pac:

Rubberlegs · 21-03-2011 02:04PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

serious potato famine reincarnation victim here:pac:

HAHAHAHAHA:D. That did occur to me whilst posting. Yet more evidence to support my former life:)

omen80 · 21-03-2011 02:20PM

whycliff wrote: »

Can you be arrested for making pig sounds at a garda?

I doubt he was arrested.......just probably was given a b*llocking off in the car.

Seaneh · 21-03-2011 03:20PM

whycliff wrote: »

Can you be arrested for making pig sounds at a garda?

Know a lad who was messing around with a mate outside a club, someone comes over and says lads break it up etc...
Friend without looking at who it was just said 'would ya ever stop being such a ******'. Garda arrested him and he had to pay a 300 donation in court.

Xivilai · 21-03-2011 03:26PM

73Cat wrote: »

I used to help myself to big bags of spuds from supermarket. Used to slide them in underneath the trolley so they were on the bit on top of the wheels. Was in constant preparation to go all dizzy female if I was ever caught. " Oh no:eek:!!, I can't believe I forgot they were there", all a blush and flutterin eyelashes. There was a certain thrill to it:D.

My Uncle used to do that, though accidentally

Most scumbag thing you've done

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