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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    are you not like 20 something?!?!?!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    22 but ive got teh wrinkles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    22 but ive got teh wrinkles

    You need to drink more whiskey and smoke more!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 cyberwolf77
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    You both a couple of whippersnappers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    You both a couple of whippersnappers.

    You old coot ;)

    1740-porch.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    The only thing I smoke are joints, rolled in pages from the jehovha witness' leaflets!! Ah no!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_peel

    ^ Left college for a "drs appointment" at 3, to get that done. check it out! its resurfaced my entire face! i look about a year younger ha!

    @105 yoyo's itd wanna be getting rid of some lines, srsly. a shot of botox would cost a little more than double that -- for 9 months, not bad! wouldnt get botox while pregnant tho. theres always june!

    face is burnt off me tho.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    ^ Left college for a "drs appointment" at 3, to get that done. check it out! its resurfaced my entire face! i look about a year younger ha!
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    Now you only look 84 :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    Aiiiiight!? Thats what im sayin! Alls i need is my two new hips and it should knock another 4 off me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    80 year olds are hot!

    assuming they've burst into flames!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    i dunno... hugh hefner.. rawr.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    I'd prefer Huey Morgan off of Fun Lovin Criminals....... Actually I'd prefer Morgan Freeman...... Actually I'd prefer Huey lewis and the news...... Actually I'd prefer Sharon Ni Bheolan and the news....... Actually I'd prefer a yop!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 Sarky
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    You'd have sex with a bottle of Yop?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    I wouldn't not have no sex with a bottle of Yop!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    omg thats just too much for me! fago... pics or GTFO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    e is for?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 cyberwolf77
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    Fago! wrote: »
    e is for?
    EXCITEMENTE! &^*&(*()&(*&%&(^_*&()%(goylbiuhb> hkjgki&^f dgoaui:xnskl dgV5N7PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PV5PSW[0 MPMPXERBHJ['PCVMI N[0-'XDK
    EVFO Q=0234BH69M



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    No, the answer is - for junkies. MC squared would be acceptable too.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 cyberwolf77
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    You can't control me. Oh look, the signal.
    *Unleashes Hell*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 Fighting Irish
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    **** you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 Sarky
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    Well I didn't get any action on my birthday, but a nice ban will do. Enjoy!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Well I didn't get any action on my birthday, but a nice ban will do. Enjoy!

    You didnt? You have my number. BOOTAY CALL!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    Ooh like a little cat, i say meow!! Purr purr purr!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    Had I got no action for my birthday, I would not be the size I am today.

    Wise man, Sarky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 FoxT
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    S'pose your toilet was blocked & a girl in a rubber dress pointed a shotgun at you & threatened to shoot unless you sucked it up with a straw, what would you do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 Sarky
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    I would ban you for 4 months, and call a plumber. An armed plumber.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    Better than calling a no armed plumber.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 Sarky
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    Precisely. He wouldn't be able to hold any of his tools, much less talk down FoxT's bizarre hypothetical latex-clad, shotgun-wielding lady which I can only assume is some kind of fetish projection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    FUUUUUCK!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 Storminateacup
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    hey fago, motorboat sarky pls. and take pix.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
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    I motorboated Alan Rickman once. Heaven.


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