Where's the strangest place you've farted?

Fluorescence · 04-03-2011 12:21AM

benwavner wrote: »

Whilst ejaculating inside a member of the opposite sex during consensual intercourse.

There were bum bubbles!

Anyone else think of this?

LETHAL LADY · 04-03-2011 12:24AM

Sergeant wrote: »

I was at a trade conference and let an absolute stinker go in close proximity to former Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources Eamon Ryan . It wasn't a political protest, it was accidental.

Is your first name Trevor by any chance.

Fago! · 04-03-2011 12:29AM

fluorescence wrote: »

Anyone else think of this?

I thought of this

bonerm · 04-03-2011 12:32AM

toxicity234 wrote: »

submarrine
it smell for days

Das Toot.

Ditch · 04-03-2011 12:33AM

In the bath. While I had my whole head and face submerged. Quietly contemplating.

It was fucking Vile! I could somehow hear, smell and taste it, all at once!

Been a committed, 'Showers Only' man for the last forty years since

Waterfordlass · 04-03-2011 12:39AM

After a crap day at work, I come to AH for some culture and intellectual discussion...you folk are the freaking best.

LETHAL LADY · 04-03-2011 12:40AM

I have a friend whose speciality is to catch their pipette in their hand and then shove it in your face.

IamtheWalrus · 04-03-2011 12:41AM

Kneeling at the alter serving mass during a quite spot.

Also, I was at work in a very small 4 person office. I'd been on the beer the night before and was letting silent ones. My supervisor got up to leave for lunch and said she'd return with spray because of the foul smell, suspecting something had gone off in the fridge. It was me!I had filled the office with my smell. To cover myself, I curiously looked into my little paper bin pretending to be looking for rotten food.

FesterBeatty · 04-03-2011 12:42AM

In my cacks

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 04-03-2011 12:45AM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I have a friend whose speciality is to catch their pipet in their hand and then shove it in your face.

Holy santa claus shit!

marty2002 · 04-03-2011 12:50AM

Whilst doing a first aid course as i knelt down to give the dummy mouth to mouth in front of about 25 people, what makes it even worse was that the smell was so bad they took a 10 min break from the course while the room was aired with windows wide open. I was mortified.

LETHAL LADY · 04-03-2011 12:55AM

marty2002 wrote: »

Whilst doing a first aid course as i knelt down to give the dummy mouth to mouth in front of about 25 people, what makes it even worse was that the smell was so bad they took a 10 min break from the course while the room was aired with windows wide open. I was mortified.

Did it bring the dummy to life.

t0mm13b · 04-03-2011 01:01AM

this is arse wrote: »

for me inside newgrange while we waited for the sun to rise

Typical of the OP.... :rolleyes:

Sergeant wrote: »

I was at a trade conference and let an absolute stinker go in close proximity to former Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources Eamon Ryan . It wasn't a political protest, it was accidental.

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Is your first name Trevor by any chance.

Dang... Lethal Lady ya beat me to it... :pac: was going to say did you Mr. Trevor Sergeant give the greens "the run for their money..." :P

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Did it bring the dummy to life.

Doubt it would ... would be classified "Silent But Deadly"

:pac:

Standard Toaster · 04-03-2011 01:09AM

At a funeral while giving my respects to the open casket-ed body.....

ppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppp

major bill · 04-03-2011 01:10AM

I was working in the smallest office ever one day while some wannabe middle class woman was talking on the phone. I accidently let one slip but i thought i got away with it as it was a silent fart but oh no....we all know how deadly the silent ones can be and this was deadly....just as the smell lingered the womans face curled up into a ball like someone pepper sprayed her she then stopped her conversation on the phone to ask did i fart then began telling the other girl on the other end of the phone that i farted:o I had to work in that tiny room with her for another 2 hours til i finished what i was doing. so embarrashing but i pissed meself laughing on the way home!!!!.

t0mm13b · 04-03-2011 01:15AM

Monkeh wrote: »

At a funeral while giving my respects to the open casket-ed body.....

ppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppp

shame on you, no respect for the deceased.... :P

But then again teh deceased wouldn't give a aon-focail-eile about it ... :pac:

then again it would've killed the deceased if it was a deadly 'un :pac:

questionmark? · 04-03-2011 01:34AM

First time I meet the other halfs parents everything going well drink flowing and then pppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt. I know everyone heard it but no one said anything and just carried on talking!

newmug · 04-03-2011 01:53AM

major bill wrote: »

I was working in the smallest office ever one day while some wannabe middle class woman was talking on the phone. I accidently let one slip but i thought i got away with it as it was a silent fart but oh no....we all know how deadly the silent ones can be and this was deadly....just as the smell lingered the womans face curled up into a ball like someone pepper sprayed her she then stopped her conversation on the phone to ask did i fart then began telling the other girl on the other end of the phone that i farted:o I had to work in that tiny room with her for another 2 hours til i finished what i was doing. so embarrashing but i pissed meself laughing on the way home!!!!.

Haha, that just reminded me!

I was at a nightclub one night. These two stuck-up young wans who thought they were way hotter than they were, were standing near me. You know the type. Anyway, they were whispering and looking at me slyly, and I heard one of them sneering something about me, then they both laughed evilly. I walked straight over, cocked my left leg, and blew a half-ton of sh1t gas their way. The look on their faces:D Stupid rich-$luts.

the_syco · 04-03-2011 01:59AM

Nothing better than the morning after a lot of beer, in a sardine packed train, letting one rip. Heck, I had my music on, and I still could hear it. The smell was horrible. You know the way you like the smell of your own farts? This one was horrible.

In the half hour on the train, I had to have let at least two noisy ones out, and maybe a silent one. Poor fúckers around me couldn't move :pac:

Moral of the story: cider, chips, a run to the train = misfortune for everyone else. Oh, and yes, it was a nice hot day, in the section with no windows.

t0mm13b · 04-03-2011 02:02AM

the_syco wrote: »

Nothing better than the morning after a lot of beer, in a sardine packed train, letting one rip. Heck, I had my music on, and I still could hear it. The smell was horrible. You know the way you like the smell of your own farts? This one was horrible.

In the half hour on the train, I had to have let at least two noisy ones out, and maybe a silent one. Poor fúckers around me couldn't move :pac:

Moral of the story: cider, chips, a run to the train = misfortune for everyone else. Oh, and yes, it was a nice hot day, in the section with no windows.

Ahh well, you certainly helped the "We go further to get you there" bit... :pac:

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2011 02:02AM

Bobjims wrote: »

During the Leaving Cert Irish oral. Covered up skillfully by moving in my chair and coughing. Hope it wasn't picked up on the recorder!

you farted during oral?

t0mm13b · 04-03-2011 02:28AM

MOD SNIP

Poster banned.

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2011 02:35AM

you would want to be careful with what you link to, people in work could click that and get into trouble

t0mm13b · 04-03-2011 02:37AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you would want to be careful with what you link to, people in work could click that and get into trouble

Yeah I realized that and amended the above NSFW.... :P

But wait... what would people in work be hanging out in AH.... :eek:

:pac:

Where's the strangest place you've farted?

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