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Where's the strangest place you've farted?

  • 03-03-2011 11:49PM
    #1
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭


    for me inside newgrange while we waited for the sun to rise


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  • #2
    Fluorescence
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Fluorescence


    One time, I farted out my mouth*. True story.







    *It may have been a belch


  • #3
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    On the set of Blue Lagoon.


  • #4
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    In front of a room of a dozen delegates on a course I was running

    Id been on the beer the night before

    stood dead centre of the room, had their attention, there was a pause in the conversation and in the silence I let go a massive one, really noisy and clearly mine:o


  • #5
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    In the queue for the elevators at the Empire State Building. It also happened to be the worse I've ever made


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Parker Early Signpost wrote: »
    In the queue for the elevators at the Empire State Building. It also happened to be the worse I've ever made

    I managed it in an elevator, on the non stop way to the 110th floor of the Toronto space needle.:D


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  • #7
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Whilst ejaculating inside a member of the opposite sex during consensual intercourse.

    There were bum bubbles! :o


  • #8
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    in a coffin


  • #9
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Blondini wrote: »
    in a coffin

    :confused:


  • #10
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    benwavner wrote: »
    Whilst ejaculating inside a member of the opposite sex during consensual intercourse.

    There were bum bubbles! :o

    Apparently that happens when she yanks the love beads out.....:pac:


  • #11
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    benwavner wrote: »
    Whilst ejaculating inside a member of the opposite sex during consensual intercourse.

    There were bum bubbles! :o

    From you or her:confused:


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  • #12
    Bobjims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭Bobjims


    During the Leaving Cert Irish oral. Covered up skillfully by moving in my chair and coughing. Hope it wasn't picked up on the recorder! :D


  • #13
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    I was at a trade conference and let an absolute stinker go in close proximity to former Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources Eamon Ryan . It wasn't a political protest, it was accidental.


  • #14
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Bobjims wrote: »
    During the Leaving Cert Irish oral. Covered up skillfully by moving in my chair and coughing. Hope it wasn't picked up on the recorder! :D

    It was


  • #15
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Parker Early Signpost wrote: »
    In the queue for the elevators at the Empire State Building. It also happened to be the worse I've ever made

    I remember you!:mad:

    Hmmmm...there has been a case where I did leave out one of those high pitched vibratory ones while sitting on a chair. The noise travelled down the chair to the floor and I hope to God that my housemate in the kitchen below stairs didn't hear it.


  • #16
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    newmug wrote: »
    From you or her:confused:

    Moi.

    ...and a bit of leakage. :eek:


  • #17
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Sergeant wrote: »
    I was at a trade conference and let an absolute stinker go in close proximity to former Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources Eamon Ryan . It wasn't a political protest, it was accidental.

    Right in his face I hope?


  • #18
    FunnyStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    Sitting in the captains cheer of the USS Intrepid....... power fart.


  • #19
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Let go an absolute tear jerker during my driving test 3 years ago. I still passed :)


  • #20
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    I remember you!:mad:

    Hmmmm...there has been a case where I did leave out one of those high pitched vibratory ones while sitting on a chair. The noise travelled down the chair to the floor and I hope to God that my housemate in the kitchen below stairs didn't hear it.

    Why oh why oh why would you care?


  • #21
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Let go an absolute tear jerker during my driving test 3 years ago. I still passed :)

    technically you passed twice.


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  • #22
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cork


  • #23
    montane
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 245 ✭✭montane


    Sergeant wrote: »
    I was at a trade conference and let an absolute stinker go in close proximity to former Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources Eamon Ryan . It wasn't a political protest, it was accidental.

    Ryan's conferences are a load of hot air.


  • #24
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    for me in a Recording studio while recording a guitar part,strangely your farts have a different tone if heard from outside yourself


  • #25
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    newmug wrote: »
    Why oh why oh why would you care?

    I try not to use chairs as the flatulance equivalent of a lightening rod.


  • #26
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,976 ✭✭✭amacca


    bonerm wrote: »
    Right in his face I hope?

    bet he would still be wearing that seemingly permanently fixed foolish clown grin of his.


  • #27
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    I remember one evening i was on a date with a gorgeous woman i had been chasing for years, we were eating our desserts in the restaurant, everything was going brilliant, when i bought a ticket for the fart lottery and lost!!


  • #28
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    benwavner wrote: »
    Whilst ejaculating inside a member of the opposite sex during consensual intercourse.

    There were bum bubbles! :o

    Hey you did the sex! Woooo Hoooo! High virtual Five!!!

    (pity your story don't make sense)


  • #29
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Blondini wrote: »
    Hey you did the sex! Woooo Hoooo! High virtual Five!!!

    (pity your story don't make sense)


    What part does not make sense?


  • #30
    toxicity234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 408 ✭✭toxicity234


    submarrine
    it smell for days


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  • #31
    gamgsam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    My friend let a ripper out in his leaving cert German aural exam. He just sat there and stared at her, then carried in talking. Didn't even crack a smile till he got out

    Also a group of us used to fart in each others pints as a prank. Cue a big wake of one of the lads mothers. Anything I say from here will be self incriminating.


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