"The Origin of Specious Nonsense"

Pygmalion wrote: »

Millions of people each year die from hereditary illness.
That's a pretty major typo tbh.

You see this, this is a good point. But it's totally wasted on JC. You'd have a much more positive and meaningful expenditure of energy writing it on a rock and tossing it in a river.
Or banging your face into a wall. Repeatedly.

Pygmalion wrote: »

Millions of people each year die from hereditary illness.
That's a pretty major typo tbh.

... a terrible problem for the people so afflicted ... but caused, in most cases, by the genetic equivalent of a few lines of misspelt text ... and in some cases, just one mis-placed word!!!!

Galvasean wrote: »

Oh no it isn't!!!!!!!!



edit: this post would have made more sense had King Mob not managed to post before me.

Would it really????

... but then again it probably is the best Evolutionist post on this thread today!!!

I'm glad someone gets my sense of humor.

liamw wrote: »

I'm not sure which to believe.

Neither are true ... so you shuldn't believe either cartoon !!!!

Pygmalion wrote: »

Out of interest, what definition of "typo" are you using?
I'd really like to have a look at your dictionary.

DNA mutation

J C wrote: »

DNA mutation

Mutation, is that not a bit like evolution?... no never mind.

clever_name wrote: »

J.C. thanks for posting this, its good to know that people with a genitic wasting disease are suffering because your God f**ked off early without finishing the job.

Heres another question to add to the pile you can ignore and not answer by going off on a tangent, why does your god not correct his mistakes now?

Right now make sure you don't answer that, remember stay in character!

BTW I think it is a great piece of trolling to go off on so many tangents and never come close to where you started, troll on & troll hard!

I'm just following you guys ... and ye are creating all the tangents!!!
... and BTW God finished the job and created everything perfectly ... and it was Mankind who messed up everything ... by 'throwing their lot' in with Satan ... and we are unfortunately living with the consequences ever since!!!

JC this is your father. I have told you time and time again not to go on the earth internet and embarass your family by spouting such nonsense. You are not allowed to come down to earth to play with your friends before asking me first. For the love of me I am still cleaning up the mess you left after the last time. Why can't you just use the internet to look at porn like a normal boy?

I have realised something JC, you are not going to want to hear it but you need to...

Fro reading your posts the following has become very clear. You are in an Abusive Relationship with god!!!

Lets look at some of the warning signs of Abusive Relationships

1. The abuser will directly or indirectly show that how many sacrifices he/she is making for you. (Dying for your sins for example)

2. The abuser would always emotionally pressurise you by way of blackmailing. (Follow the rules or burn in hell)

3. Do you have to be careful to control your behavior to avoid the abusers anger? (see no. 2)

4. The abuser is overly demanding of your time and must be the center of your attention. (are you seeing a trend)

5. The abuser blames you for his own abusive behavior. (its your fault, you should have followed the rules)

6. The abuser is always right, he always justifies his actions so he can be “right” by blaming you or others. (I made you perfect then you met Satan now you can suffer)

7. The abuser will hit walls, drive dangerously, or do other things to scare you. (the odd tornado or hurricane)

8. The abuser will tell you that if you changed they wouldn’t abuse you.

9. The abuser will make you believe that you deserve to be hurt or mistreated.

10. The abuser may have a a documented history of violence and abuse. ( well the bible fits there)

The first thing many abuse victims do is deny any mistreatment and defend their abuser, please try to get past this and seek help J.C.

eyescreamcone wrote: »

If this god fella constructed the universe and everything in it, why did he construct satan and a hell?

Because when theists were making up gods the forgot to think(imagine perhaps) about that bit.

_GOD_ wrote: »

JC this is your father. I have told you time and time again not to go on the earth internet and embarass your family by spouting such nonsense. You are not allowed to come down to earth to play with your friends before asking me first. For the love of me I am still cleaning up the mess you left after the last time. Why can't you just use the internet to look at porn like a normal boy?

... nay ... you're not God ... you just think that you are!!!:D

... a rather peculiar positon for an Atheist to find themselves in ... and it becomes even more surreal when a whole host of Atheists start thanking you for claiming to be god!!!!:)

clever_name wrote: »

I have realised something JC, you are not going to want to hear it but you need to...

Fro reading your posts the following has become very clear. You are in an Abusive Relationship with god!!!...

...
The first thing many abuse victims do is deny any mistreatment and defend their abuser, please try to get past this and seek help J.C.

... you know that I wouldn't do that ... and I shout loud and long when ye try to prescribe my freedom ...
... and while I have been an abuse target for you guys ... myself and God are good friends!!!

eyescreamcone wrote: »

If this god fella constructed the universe and everything in it, why did he construct a satan and a hell?

He created Lucifer as the brightest angel in Heaven ... and gave him free will ... which he abused by declaring himself to be god!!!
... and the rest is history!!!