Squidward's Suicide

Jaafa · 23-02-2011 06:11PM #1

For all those sponge bob fans out there. If your bothered read all of it,you will be at least slightly disturbed.

Challenge accepted?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/squidwards-suicide

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 23-02-2011 06:12PM

No.

MistyCheese · 23-02-2011 06:13PM

That was quite long and not very interesting to me so I didn't read it.

But I thought it important to announce this fact.

billymitchell · 23-02-2011 06:13PM

Whats with all the spoilers?

amacachi · 23-02-2011 06:16PM

Well that was a waste of time.

Gunsfortoys · 23-02-2011 06:16PM

Are you a bit seedless OP?

GrizzlyMan · 23-02-2011 06:17PM

spoiler

Jimmy the Wheel · 23-02-2011 06:17PM

I read that looking for material to make some snappy or witty post, but that's just sick.

WTF?

I'll assume that's made up.

super_furry · 23-02-2011 06:17PM

You know if you look into a mirror at the stroke of midnight and say 'Bloody Mary' five times, you'll see her over your shoulder?

Spunge · 23-02-2011 06:18PM

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

ToniTuddle · 23-02-2011 09:27PM

billymitchell wrote: »

Whats with all the spoilers?

You are the random dude who bought the round of Jager Bombs few weeks ago

:pac:

billymitchell · 23-02-2011 09:31PM

i am?

Morag · 23-02-2011 09:32PM

Selfih bastard, why couldn't he have taken Patrick with him!

TPD · 23-02-2011 09:51PM

I was half hoping/expecting a big scary picture to pop up when I'd read to near the end of the text. I was actually kinda disappointed.

ToniTuddle · 23-02-2011 09:56PM

billymitchell wrote: »

i am?

In the Sub Lounge. Ye have a beardy thingy going on. :pac: Bought me, you and another lad a Jager shot actually not Jager bomb

Goes and reads the article folks are on about on this thread

KeithM89_old · 23-02-2011 09:59PM

Whats with all the spoilers??

Also, what a load of crap....

ToniTuddle · 23-02-2011 10:08PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Whats with all the spoilers??

Also, what a load of crap....

It's the done thing these days!

What the hell is that article all about? The details about the kids.....

It's put me off my crisps and dip now :mad:

billymitchell · 23-02-2011 10:11PM

ToniTuddle wrote: »

In the Sub Lounge. Ye have a beardy thingy going on. :pac: Bought me, you and another lad a Jager shot actually not Jager bomb

Oh yeah, that would have been the Lock Inn beers that I accidently "stumbled" upon!! Sounds like somebody owes me a jaeger :pac:

Alter-Ego · 23-02-2011 10:15PM

That was interesting....

Also,

Its my first time using a spoiler lololololololol

stmol32 · 23-02-2011 10:17PM

Wait, I'm confused.... so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?

Chuchoter · 23-02-2011 10:18PM

Well that was dumb:rolleyes:

That was a creepy story! So's the video

Shryke · 23-02-2011 10:25PM

eh

phasers · 23-02-2011 10:25PM

Dead Bart is better

Kimono-Girl · 23-02-2011 10:26PM

Sharrow wrote: »

Selfih bastard, why couldn't he have taken Patrick with him!

to be fair he tried to kill Gary!

galwayrush · 23-02-2011 10:30PM

Too long, couldn't be arsed reading it, so, am i missing anything important?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 23-02-2011 10:37PM

http://tinyurl.com/2e8vzds

Capt'n Midnight · 24-02-2011 01:26AM

My life sucks. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.

phasers · 24-02-2011 01:28AM

spongebob loves his job!

Gummy Panda · 24-02-2011 01:34AM

Merrick Incalculable Baggage wrote: »

http://tinyurl.com/2e8vzds

:eek:

*hides gameboy*

Mr Trade In · 24-02-2011 01:34AM

phasers wrote: »

spongebob loves his job!

What you and Mr Squarepants do in your own time is your own business.

luketitz · 24-02-2011 01:42AM

It started off pretty funny, then tried to be Aristocrat-esque by getting all 'wildly-obscene-for-the-sake-of-it', lost interest then, meh. Had potential.

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