Squidward's Suicide

Jaafa

For all those sponge bob fans out there. If your bothered read all of it,you will be at least slightly disturbed.

Challenge accepted?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/squidwards-suicide

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

No.

MistyCheese

That was quite long and not very interesting to me so I didn't read it.

But I thought it important to announce this fact.

billymitchell

Whats with all the spoilers?

amacachi

Well that was a waste of time.

Gunsfortoys

Are you a bit seedless OP?

GrizzlyMan

spoiler

Jimmy the Wheel

I read that looking for material to make some snappy or witty post, but that's just sick.

WTF?

I'll assume that's made up.

super_furry

You know if you look into a mirror at the stroke of midnight and say 'Bloody Mary' five times, you'll see her over your shoulder?

Spunge

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

ToniTuddle

billymitchell wrote: »

Whats with all the spoilers?

You are the random dude who bought the round of Jager Bombs few weeks ago

:pac:

billymitchell

i am?

Morag

Selfih bastard, why couldn't he have taken Patrick with him!

TPD

I was half hoping/expecting a big scary picture to pop up when I'd read to near the end of the text. I was actually kinda disappointed.

ToniTuddle

billymitchell wrote: »

i am?

In the Sub Lounge. Ye have a beardy thingy going on. :pac: Bought me, you and another lad a Jager shot actually not Jager bomb

Goes and reads the article folks are on about on this thread

KeithM89_old

Whats with all the spoilers??

Also, what a load of crap....

ToniTuddle

KeithM89 wrote: »

Whats with all the spoilers??

Also, what a load of crap....

It's the done thing these days!

What the hell is that article all about? The details about the kids.....

It's put me off my crisps and dip now :mad:

billymitchell

ToniTuddle wrote: »

In the Sub Lounge. Ye have a beardy thingy going on. :pac: Bought me, you and another lad a Jager shot actually not Jager bomb

Oh yeah, that would have been the Lock Inn beers that I accidently "stumbled" upon!! Sounds like somebody owes me a jaeger :pac:

Alter-Ego

That was interesting....

Also,

Its my first time using a spoiler lololololololol

stmol32

Wait, I'm confused.... so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?

Chuchoter

Well that was dumb:rolleyes:

That was a creepy story! So's the video

Shryke

eh

phasers

Dead Bart is better

Kimono-Girl

Sharrow wrote: »

Selfih bastard, why couldn't he have taken Patrick with him!

to be fair he tried to kill Gary!

galwayrush

Too long, couldn't be arsed reading it, so, am i missing anything important?

4zn76tysfajdxp

http://tinyurl.com/2e8vzds

Capt'n Midnight

My life sucks. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.

phasers

spongebob loves his job!

Gummy Panda

Merrick Incalculable Baggage wrote: »

http://tinyurl.com/2e8vzds

:eek:

*hides gameboy*

Mr Trade In

phasers wrote: »

spongebob loves his job!

What you and Mr Squarepants do in your own time is your own business.

luketitz

It started off pretty funny, then tried to be Aristocrat-esque by getting all 'wildly-obscene-for-the-sake-of-it', lost interest then, meh. Had potential.

dlofnep

That was freaky.

pablomakaveli

I once saw a lost episode of Thomas the Tank Engine. It was set in the future and all the trains are being replaced. It starts off with Thomas in an antique train museum. He's all alone. It's implied that all the other trains have been gotten rid off and are gone and that the fat controller committed suicide afterwards. The lost episode shows Thomas covered in dust and seems to be deeply depressed. He can no longer communicate with anyone.

Anyway the antique train museum is to be closed and Thomas to be scrapped as well. So Thomas is then moved to a scrap yard where he is to be taken apart. But then theres this fleshlight and Thomas accidentally the whole thing. Then a magic monkey saves Thomas and they fly to Mars. THE END

ynul31f47k6b59

That article was the biggest pile of crap I've read in ages, it wasn't even scary or creepy. It was just stupid. And too long. Damn my curious mind.

TeddyTedson

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

My life sucks. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.

flop like a fish?

up for anything

Jaafa wrote: »

For all those sponge bob fans out there. If your bothered read all of it,you will be at least slightly disturbed.

Challenge accepted?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/squidwards-suicide

OP, would you not consider putting a warning of some sort in your original post other than a lame slightly disturbed. It may have been a silly "story" fit only for frightening little children but the images it conjured in my mind were sick, horrible and more than a little disturbing and will probably come back to me more times than I feel comfortable with. I watch Spongebob on a regular basis with my youngest boy. It used to be a time of shared laughter and cuddles. Now it will be tarnished by someone yanking out childrens' entrails while they watch it done. I wish there was a 'give the finger' smilie. :mad:

Dj Stiggie

I found the article strangely interesting

Fluorescence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZpJrtAW7ak

Haven't watched it yet, but the youtube comments say that parts are missing...

Spunge

Also done with The Simpsons and a few more