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Bizarre/dirty/scary scenes stories on streets

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  • #32
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    TheBunk1 wrote: »
    I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I think you're codding me.
    ChairmanCow wrote: »
    I think I know that plaice

    I wouldn't be inclined to believe it TheBunk either, halibut we should give him the benefit of the doubt - he might be telling the truth!


  • #33
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I was in Rio one time and saw a very strange fight, this US marine looking guy, probably there for Spring Break or something squared up against this odd looking local. I think he was a homeless guy because his jeans where old and torn and his hair was all over the place like it hadnt been cut in a few years. I was all hunched over as well probably from sleeping rough.

    So the 2 of them where knocking lumps out of each other, the local lad curled up into a ball and hurled himself at the other lad, he easily jumped over him, some leap on him. This guy must of had some sort of martial arts training as he was roundhousing and doing all these impressive flying kicks as well as the aforementioned leap. But they didnt seem to bother the homeless guy and he kept coming back at him. But then it got wierd, the marine dude roared something like Sonic Boom and these 2 boomerang looking things flew out of his hands towards the homeless guy. This is where it gets even more disturbing, the homeless guy crouched down and electricity started coming out of him. But he got caught by boomerang things and knocked him out but he was still standing, there where literally stars visible over the homeless guys head. The marine got close and picked him up and gave him a back breaker. That was the end of round 1.


  • #34
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse



    Originally Posted by TheBunk1
    I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.
    Originally Posted by The-Rigger
    I think you're codding me.

    Originally Posted by ChairmanCow
    I think I know that plaice

    there's something very fishy about all these reply's


  • #35
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Gneez wrote: »
    was walking home other night and there was a prostitute on one side of the street in fishnets and 2 hobos on the other side of the street whacking each other off, then five minutes farther down the road someone passed me in a car and threw a balloon filled with petrol at me (good thing I wasn't smoking at the time I would have gone up like a light)

    Anyway that's limerick!

    You should work for the tourist office.:D


  • #36
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    A Sunday morning in Dublin, a man in a bad way picking tablets out of his own vomit to re-consume them.

    Actually I say his vomit, but I have no proof it was his, it could have been anyone's.


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  • #37
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    TheBunk1 wrote: »
    I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

    You have to be codding me


  • #38
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    TheBunk1 wrote: »
    I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.


    Ah, the poor misfor-tuna-te sole! I've got a tough mate called Macker. Macker'll get the bastards back. It'll be brill! :P


  • #39
    480905
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭480905


    Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

    Anybody.....


  • #40
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    ChairmanCow wrote: »
    I think I know that plaice

    That's a coincidence alright.. I think you're codding me


  • #41
    Dan133269
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭Dan133269


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I was in Rio one time and saw a very strange fight, this US marine looking guy, probably there for Spring Break or something squared up against this odd looking local. I think he was a homeless guy because his jeans where old and torn and his hair was all over the place like it hadnt been cut in a few years. I was all hunched over as well probably from sleeping rough.

    So the 2 of them where knocking lumps out of each other, the local lad curled up into a ball and hurled himself at the other lad, he easily jumped over him, some leap on him. This guy must of had some sort of martial arts training as he was roundhousing and doing all these impressive flying kicks as well as the aforementioned leap. But they didnt seem to bother the homeless guy and he kept coming back at him. But then it got wierd, the marine dude roared something like Sonic Boom and these 2 boomerang looking things flew out of his hands towards the homeless guy. This is where it gets even more disturbing, the homeless guy crouched down and electricity started coming out of him. But he got caught by boomerang things and knocked him out but he was still standing, there where literally stars visible over the homeless guys head. The marine got close and picked him up and gave him a back breaker. That was the end of round 1.

    I was in Rio for a while and that may have been me in your story. I was just annoyed that my hair got messed up. I had to take out a comb afterwards and fix it.

    By the way, I don't think you can see my avator unless you are signed out.


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  • #42
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Was walking up shop street in Galway many years ago where a Security van was parked in the middle of the path. Nothing unusual there...

    ...except that it's alarms were blazing, a female voice repeatedly saying "The driver is in need of assistance" (something like that). All the while the driver was on top of the van battering the roof with a screwdriver in his hand.

    Made absolutely no sense.


  • #43
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Saw the craziest thing when I was over in the states with a few friends last summer, we were working down by the docks when this massive hairy Russian lad walked passed us over to this abandoned car! The car was grey and looked like an old model but in working condition and was parked just at the edge of the pier looking over the sea.
    The big Russian guy stripped down to just red underpants! He had a big beard and hair all over his chest. I overheard one of the guys on a boat say that he was banned from professional wrestling for breaking the rules, currently engaging in underground wrestling.
    Then all of a sudden this clock starts counting down the seconds and this Russian just starts kicking and hammering the car! Bits of the car are flying everywhere, off comes the doors! It was crazy!


  • #44
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    actual story here, I used to live in a city centre flat in Limerick so so many a fight on weekends, his however was a bit different, there was a couple drunkenly walking along and I was on my balcony having a mug of tea late one Sat night, she started doing the womanly "my feettt hurrrrt!" thing on a night out and whipped off her shoes, demanding a piggy back, the guy drunkenly walked up, bent over facing a shop window and she hopped up on him, but leapfrogged herself head first into the window knocking herself out cold, he stared at her for a minute then just walked away! I went down but by the time I got there a few people had seen her and were getting her to come to.

    classy guy..


  • #45
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    krudler wrote: »
    actual story here, I used to live in a city centre flat in Limerick so so many a fight on weekends, his however was a bit different, there was a couple drunkenly walking along and I was on my balcony having a mug of tea late one Sat night, she started doing the womanly "my feettt hurrrrt!" thing on a night out and whipped off her shoes, demanding a piggy back, the guy drunkenly walked up, bent over facing a shop window and she hopped up on him, but leapfrogged herself head first into the window knocking herself out cold, he stared at her for a minute then just walked away! I went down but by the time I got there a few people had seen her and were getting her to come to.

    classy guy..

    Probably his sister


  • #46
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    480905 wrote: »
    Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

    Anybody.....

    Does he find it hard to focus?


  • #47
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    480905 wrote: »
    Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

    Anybody.....

    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Does he find it hard to focus?

    Have to wait and see what develops.


  • #48
    BengaLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭BengaLover


    I saw a crazy man licking a very dirty wall once.


  • #49
    Buceph
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    Reloc8 wrote: »
    Have to wait and see what develops.

    And I bet the bouncers looking at it just pulled the shutters closed and left him be.


  • #50
    Fallschirmjager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,341 ✭✭✭Fallschirmjager


    didnt happen me, but it still gives me the shivers...

    a guy i used to work with went with his wife on holiday during the 80's to San Fran.
    he and his wife sat in the really cool burger joint, like eddie rockets except real. they were beside the window when this guy walked up to the window who was very very sick. he had hair falling out, down and out, very underweight and licked the window where he was sitting. He had only a few teeth and a bloody mouth...so there was this smeared blood and saliva on the window...he then just walked off..

    now eat your burger after that and try and enjoy it


  • #51
    jebuz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    I saw a fight once in a milk factory, one of the lads got creamed


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  • #52
    punk_one82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭punk_one82


    Fallschirmjager wrote: »
    like eddie rockets except real.

    Is Eddie Rockets a figment of our imaginations?


  • #53
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Walked out of a bank in Smithfield one day to find a junkie out of his mallet just after shooting up. Neddle still stuck in his arm! :eek:


  • #54
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    punk_one82 wrote: »
    Is Eddie Rockets a figment of our imaginations?

    Must be one sick, twisted imagination.


  • #55
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    A lad jumped out from an alley on a friend of mine and bit him in the forehead.
    Nom.


  • #56
    Milky Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    upandcumming wrote: »
    A lad jumped out from an alley on a friend of mine and bit him in the forehead.
    Nom.

    And that is how the zombie apocalypse started.


  • #57
    punk_one82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭punk_one82


    upandcumming wrote: »
    A lad jumped out from an alley on a friend of mine and bit him in the forehead.
    Nom.

    That actually set me off laughing for quite a while. What a hilarious thought. :)


  • #58
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    OP: you need to model your posting on the excelllent band referenced by your username.

    One decent thread followed by 5 years of silence.


  • #59
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I always find it a bit strange to see somebody passing out on the street, drug related or after having too much drinks.

    Don't know, if that's of any interest, it doesn't happen that much in Germany, people there are too much afraid somebody could see them.


  • #60
    GoldRush4821
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭GoldRush4821


    TheBunk1 wrote: »
    I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

    Did salmon report it to the gardai?


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  • #61
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    480905 wrote: »
    Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

    Anybody.....

    Does he have a very negative view on life now?


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