Bizarre/dirty/scary scenes stories on streets

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Add your riding,****eing,street fight stories night out on the streets here.

zuroph

you first.

antodeco

Zangief taking on Guile. Street fight and a half.

starbelgrade

Saw fight n street 1 night.

It wuz mad.

I lulzed.

KeithM89_old

Saw an innocent man get a glass bottle smashed over his head. Blood everywhere and he got scared for life. It was hilarious.:rolleyes:

chillywilly

Gemma Happy Hairstylist wrote: »

Add your riding,****eing,street fight stories night out on the streets here.

My mate Ken once had a street fight with a lad called Ryu on some back street in China. They both had the same moves though so it was a fairly even fight. The locals seemed to enjoy it though.

easyeason3

One night the taxi I booked actually showed up on time & no one tried to hijack it.
It was bizarre.

stevejr

chillywilly wrote: »

My mate Ken once had a street fight with a lad called Ryu on some back street in China. They both had the same moves though so it was a fairly even fight. The locals seemed to enjoy it though.

A Chungli did her upside-down-whirlwind-kick to many adolescent Homeresque drools....

Jonah42

Went to a club in Exeter once. You'd always know when the Royal Marines were on the piss, because the bouncers would come crashing through the doors.

SantryRed

Walked into a bar once.
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It hurt.

KylieWyley

Street Fighter was a great game.

TheBunk1

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

Dangerous Man

I actually prefer Street Fighter One. That's my favourite of the lot.

I saw a man shit.

stevejr

2 peanuts got assaulted on O'Connell street the other night.

Gneez

was walking home other night and there was a prostitute on one side of the street in fishnets and 2 hobos on the other side of the street whacking each other off, then five minutes farther down the road someone passed me in a car and threw a balloon filled with petrol at me (good thing I wasn't smoking at the time I would have gone up like a light)

Anyway that's limerick!

missingtime

KeithM89 wrote: »

Saw an innocent man get a glass bottle smashed over his head. Blood everywhere and he got scared for life. It was hilarious.:rolleyes:

I actually found that brilliant, i'm laughing away to myself here

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I saw a grown woman take a shit at a bus stop outside a closed Easons bookshop window on a lovely Sunday morning....no wipe, concealment or shame!

There were another 4 people at the bus stop and the woman was a well known junkie from Dun Laoghaire in Dublin.

Its a true story but I still cant believe it happened.

shampon

chillywilly wrote: »

My mate Ken once had a street fight with a lad called Ryu on some back street in China. They both had the same moves though so it was a fairly even fight. The locals seemed to enjoy it though.

Ken fought in America and Ryu fought in Japan.

chillywilly

shampon wrote: »

Ken fought in America and Ryu fought in Japan.

Yeah but they were fighting in Chun Li's neighbourhood............Im actually starting to believe my story!!

Jesus Wept

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

I think you're codding me.

major bill

seen mike skinner step on dog sh1t

Chaotic_Forces

Gneez wrote: »

was walking home other night and there was a prostitute on one side of the street in fishnets and 2 hobos on the other side of the street whacking each other off, then five minutes farther down the road someone passed me in a car and threw a balloon filled with petrol at me (good thing I wasn't smoking at the time I would have gone up like a light)

Anyway that's limerick!

Much be rich to afford balloons of petrol.

ChairmanCow

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

I think I know that plaice

Most of them involve ladyboys groping me and me not liking it.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Most of them involve ladyboys groping me and me not liking it.

And the rest involve ladyboys groping you and you liking it?

Yea, why not. They're a laugh.

fulhamfanincork

Well I was at this nudist party and we were in the full swing of things when someone walked in FULLY CLOTHED - oh how we chuckled.

The First Rule of Nude Club - Don't Talk about Nude Club
The Second Rule of Nude Ckub - Anyone who walks in fully clothed gets a Public purple nurple from everyone of the gang.

jackiebaron

Fight broke out in my local bakery. It was an absolute mill. Two of the stale loaves got fresh.

NothingMan

I once saw a very rough looking guy hurl abuse at an extremely flamboyant, presumably gay guy. The gay guy put down his pizza and proceeded to knock the crap out of the rough looking guy, pick up his scarf and pizza and continue waiting for his nitelink.

this is arse

two junkies in an internet cafe picking the headlice out of each others heads

Goldenegg

this is arse wrote: »

two junkies in an internet cafe picking the headlice out of each others heads

Vomit...

rainbowdrop

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

The-Rigger wrote: »

I think you're codding me.

ChairmanCow wrote: »

I think I know that plaice

I wouldn't be inclined to believe it TheBunk either, halibut we should give him the benefit of the doubt - he might be telling the truth!

Boom_Bap

I was in Rio one time and saw a very strange fight, this US marine looking guy, probably there for Spring Break or something squared up against this odd looking local. I think he was a homeless guy because his jeans where old and torn and his hair was all over the place like it hadnt been cut in a few years. I was all hunched over as well probably from sleeping rough.

So the 2 of them where knocking lumps out of each other, the local lad curled up into a ball and hurled himself at the other lad, he easily jumped over him, some leap on him. This guy must of had some sort of martial arts training as he was roundhousing and doing all these impressive flying kicks as well as the aforementioned leap. But they didnt seem to bother the homeless guy and he kept coming back at him. But then it got wierd, the marine dude roared something like Sonic Boom and these 2 boomerang looking things flew out of his hands towards the homeless guy. This is where it gets even more disturbing, the homeless guy crouched down and electricity started coming out of him. But he got caught by boomerang things and knocked him out but he was still standing, there where literally stars visible over the homeless guys head. The marine got close and picked him up and gave him a back breaker. That was the end of round 1.

this is arse

Originally Posted by TheBunk1
I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

Originally Posted by The-Rigger
I think you're codding me.

Originally Posted by ChairmanCow
I think I know that plaice

there's something very fishy about all these reply's

spurious

Gneez wrote: »

was walking home other night and there was a prostitute on one side of the street in fishnets and 2 hobos on the other side of the street whacking each other off, then five minutes farther down the road someone passed me in a car and threw a balloon filled with petrol at me (good thing I wasn't smoking at the time I would have gone up like a light)

Anyway that's limerick!

You should work for the tourist office.:D

Reloc8

A Sunday morning in Dublin, a man in a bad way picking tablets out of his own vomit to re-consume them.

Actually I say his vomit, but I have no proof it was his, it could have been anyone's.

Celly Smunt

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

You have to be codding me

jackiebaron

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

Ah, the poor misfor-tuna-te sole! I've got a tough mate called Macker. Macker'll get the bastards back. It'll be brill! :P

480905

Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

Anybody.....

Sykk

ChairmanCow wrote: »

I think I know that plaice

That's a coincidence alright.. I think you're codding me

Dan133269

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I was in Rio one time and saw a very strange fight, this US marine looking guy, probably there for Spring Break or something squared up against this odd looking local. I think he was a homeless guy because his jeans where old and torn and his hair was all over the place like it hadnt been cut in a few years. I was all hunched over as well probably from sleeping rough.

So the 2 of them where knocking lumps out of each other, the local lad curled up into a ball and hurled himself at the other lad, he easily jumped over him, some leap on him. This guy must of had some sort of martial arts training as he was roundhousing and doing all these impressive flying kicks as well as the aforementioned leap. But they didnt seem to bother the homeless guy and he kept coming back at him. But then it got wierd, the marine dude roared something like Sonic Boom and these 2 boomerang looking things flew out of his hands towards the homeless guy. This is where it gets even more disturbing, the homeless guy crouched down and electricity started coming out of him. But he got caught by boomerang things and knocked him out but he was still standing, there where literally stars visible over the homeless guys head. The marine got close and picked him up and gave him a back breaker. That was the end of round 1.

I was in Rio for a while and that may have been me in your story. I was just annoyed that my hair got messed up. I had to take out a comb afterwards and fix it.

By the way, I don't think you can see my avator unless you are signed out.

Duggy747

Was walking up shop street in Galway many years ago where a Security van was parked in the middle of the path. Nothing unusual there...

...except that it's alarms were blazing, a female voice repeatedly saying "The driver is in need of assistance" (something like that). All the while the driver was on top of the van battering the roof with a screwdriver in his hand.

Made absolutely no sense.

fakearms123

Saw the craziest thing when I was over in the states with a few friends last summer, we were working down by the docks when this massive hairy Russian lad walked passed us over to this abandoned car! The car was grey and looked like an old model but in working condition and was parked just at the edge of the pier looking over the sea.
The big Russian guy stripped down to just red underpants! He had a big beard and hair all over his chest. I overheard one of the guys on a boat say that he was banned from professional wrestling for breaking the rules, currently engaging in underground wrestling.
Then all of a sudden this clock starts counting down the seconds and this Russian just starts kicking and hammering the car! Bits of the car are flying everywhere, off comes the doors! It was crazy!

krudler

actual story here, I used to live in a city centre flat in Limerick so so many a fight on weekends, his however was a bit different, there was a couple drunkenly walking along and I was on my balcony having a mug of tea late one Sat night, she started doing the womanly "my feettt hurrrrt!" thing on a night out and whipped off her shoes, demanding a piggy back, the guy drunkenly walked up, bent over facing a shop window and she hopped up on him, but leapfrogged herself head first into the window knocking herself out cold, he stared at her for a minute then just walked away! I went down but by the time I got there a few people had seen her and were getting her to come to.

classy guy..

jackiebaron

krudler wrote: »

actual story here, I used to live in a city centre flat in Limerick so so many a fight on weekends, his however was a bit different, there was a couple drunkenly walking along and I was on my balcony having a mug of tea late one Sat night, she started doing the womanly "my feettt hurrrrt!" thing on a night out and whipped off her shoes, demanding a piggy back, the guy drunkenly walked up, bent over facing a shop window and she hopped up on him, but leapfrogged herself head first into the window knocking herself out cold, he stared at her for a minute then just walked away! I went down but by the time I got there a few people had seen her and were getting her to come to.

classy guy..

Probably his sister

jackiebaron

480905 wrote: »

Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

Anybody.....

Does he find it hard to focus?

Reloc8

480905 wrote: »

Know a lad that got battered with a camera on Dame St. He's still getting flashbacks.......

Anybody.....

jackiebaron wrote: »

Does he find it hard to focus?

Have to wait and see what develops.

BengaLover

I saw a crazy man licking a very dirty wall once.

Buceph

Reloc8 wrote: »

Have to wait and see what develops.

And I bet the bouncers looking at it just pulled the shutters closed and left him be.

Fallschirmjager

didnt happen me, but it still gives me the shivers...

a guy i used to work with went with his wife on holiday during the 80's to San Fran.
he and his wife sat in the really cool burger joint, like eddie rockets except real. they were beside the window when this guy walked up to the window who was very very sick. he had hair falling out, down and out, very underweight and licked the window where he was sitting. He had only a few teeth and a bloody mouth...so there was this smeared blood and saliva on the window...he then just walked off..

now eat your burger after that and try and enjoy it

jebuz

I saw a fight once in a milk factory, one of the lads got creamed