Bizarre/dirty/scary scenes stories on streets

yrwhu8jxtni06a · 23-02-2011 12:44AM #1

Add your riding,****eing,street fight stories night out on the streets here.

zuroph · 23-02-2011 12:46AM

you first.

antodeco · 23-02-2011 12:47AM

Zangief taking on Guile. Street fight and a half.

starbelgrade · 23-02-2011 12:47AM

Saw fight n street 1 night.

It wuz mad.

I lulzed.

KeithM89_old · 23-02-2011 12:48AM

Saw an innocent man get a glass bottle smashed over his head. Blood everywhere and he got scared for life. It was hilarious.:rolleyes:

chillywilly · 23-02-2011 12:49AM

Gemma Happy Hairstylist wrote: »

Add your riding,****eing,street fight stories night out on the streets here.

My mate Ken once had a street fight with a lad called Ryu on some back street in China. They both had the same moves though so it was a fairly even fight. The locals seemed to enjoy it though.

easyeason3 · 23-02-2011 12:50AM

One night the taxi I booked actually showed up on time & no one tried to hijack it.
It was bizarre.

stevejr · 23-02-2011 01:04AM

chillywilly wrote: »

My mate Ken once had a street fight with a lad called Ryu on some back street in China. They both had the same moves though so it was a fairly even fight. The locals seemed to enjoy it though.

A Chungli did her upside-down-whirlwind-kick to many adolescent Homeresque drools....

Jonah42 · 23-02-2011 01:10AM

Went to a club in Exeter once. You'd always know when the Royal Marines were on the piss, because the bouncers would come crashing through the doors.

SantryRed · 23-02-2011 01:12AM

Walked into a bar once.
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It hurt.

KylieWyley · 23-02-2011 01:14AM

Street Fighter was a great game.

TheBunk1 · 23-02-2011 01:15AM

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

Dangerous Man · 23-02-2011 01:19AM

I actually prefer Street Fighter One. That's my favourite of the lot.

I saw a man shit.

stevejr · 23-02-2011 01:20AM

2 peanuts got assaulted on O'Connell street the other night.

Gneez · 23-02-2011 01:21AM

was walking home other night and there was a prostitute on one side of the street in fishnets and 2 hobos on the other side of the street whacking each other off, then five minutes farther down the road someone passed me in a car and threw a balloon filled with petrol at me (good thing I wasn't smoking at the time I would have gone up like a light)

Anyway that's limerick!

missingtime · 23-02-2011 01:23AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Saw an innocent man get a glass bottle smashed over his head. Blood everywhere and he got scared for life. It was hilarious.:rolleyes:

I actually found that brilliant, i'm laughing away to myself here

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 23-02-2011 01:26AM

I saw a grown woman take a shit at a bus stop outside a closed Easons bookshop window on a lovely Sunday morning....no wipe, concealment or shame!

There were another 4 people at the bus stop and the woman was a well known junkie from Dun Laoghaire in Dublin.

Its a true story but I still cant believe it happened.

shampon · 23-02-2011 01:45AM

chillywilly wrote: »

My mate Ken once had a street fight with a lad called Ryu on some back street in China. They both had the same moves though so it was a fairly even fight. The locals seemed to enjoy it though.

Ken fought in America and Ryu fought in Japan.

chillywilly · 23-02-2011 02:14AM

shampon wrote: »

Ken fought in America and Ryu fought in Japan.

Yeah but they were fighting in Chun Li's neighbourhood............Im actually starting to believe my story!!

Jesus Wept · 23-02-2011 04:24AM

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

I think you're codding me.

major bill · 23-02-2011 04:29AM

seen mike skinner step on dog sh1t

Chaotic_Forces · 23-02-2011 04:30AM

Gneez wrote: »

was walking home other night and there was a prostitute on one side of the street in fishnets and 2 hobos on the other side of the street whacking each other off, then five minutes farther down the road someone passed me in a car and threw a balloon filled with petrol at me (good thing I wasn't smoking at the time I would have gone up like a light)

Anyway that's limerick!

Much be rich to afford balloons of petrol.

ChairmanCow · 23-02-2011 04:43AM

TheBunk1 wrote: »

I saw a fight in the chipper the other night. A fish got battered.

I think I know that plaice

23-02-2011 08:50AM

Most of them involve ladyboys groping me and me not liking it.

23-02-2011 09:15AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Most of them involve ladyboys groping me and me not liking it.

And the rest involve ladyboys groping you and you liking it?

23-02-2011 09:39AM

Yea, why not. They're a laugh.

fulhamfanincork · 23-02-2011 10:09AM

Well I was at this nudist party and we were in the full swing of things when someone walked in FULLY CLOTHED - oh how we chuckled.

The First Rule of Nude Club - Don't Talk about Nude Club
The Second Rule of Nude Ckub - Anyone who walks in fully clothed gets a Public purple nurple from everyone of the gang.

jackiebaron · 23-02-2011 11:07AM

Fight broke out in my local bakery. It was an absolute mill. Two of the stale loaves got fresh.

NothingMan · 23-02-2011 11:16AM

I once saw a very rough looking guy hurl abuse at an extremely flamboyant, presumably gay guy. The gay guy put down his pizza and proceeded to knock the crap out of the rough looking guy, pick up his scarf and pizza and continue waiting for his nitelink.