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What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    -have random bouts of swearing
    -poke at my cheeks (I also do this when I'm nervous)
    -play with mys...terious objects
    -look at random shiny objects and laugh
    -pretend there's a zombie apocalypse and bring out my nerf guns or bamboo swords and start running all over the place screaming
    -make random noises because I can...mmmMMMmmMmmMmm!
    -stare at a wall and hold my breathe for as long as I can to see if I could hold it in long enough to pass out
    -make random dances and sing random lyrics about daily things
    -watch por...favor (It's a hispanic soap opera I believe)
    -make muffled noises while sticking out my tongue

    there's plenty more I do...just can't think of any more at the moment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Stretch my mouth.

    Tap a lot.

    Try to get from 1 room to another as quick as I can without running.

    Empty the dishwasher as quick as I can,once I get to the cutlery drawer its madness,I have to take all the knives out first,then spoons,forks etc like its a challenge.

    Push ups.

    Kick doors open.

    And after I make a cup of tea and toast or something,I carry all the stuff in one hand,ie the plate sitting on top of the mug. I try to carry as much as I can.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!
    i swear, i just bust out laughing when i read this post. still laughing as i type!:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭you wha?


    jmcwobbles wrote: »
    WTF whyyyyyy did I have to go straight to watch that!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    oh sweet jesus.....why did i have to read this thread.i couldve been so happy not knowing this vid existed!!!!SICK :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    Not step on the floor because it's lava.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Numb.Muzik


    we all do it

    fart under the quilt and save them up an release them all in one glorious go

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    kfallon wrote: »
    When in a car I look at the number plates in front of me and I try divide the year into the car number so let's say the reg is 97 - D - 2045, I try to divide 97 into 2045, I often shout for joy when one is perfectly divisble!

    Not so much fun since the turn of the century tho :rolleyes:

    I have a variation on that in which I attempt to get the left hand side to equal the right hand side through addition, subtraction, multiplication or division.

    So for 97-D-2045

    99: 9-7 = 2
    2045: (5-4+0) x 2 = 2

    Success!

    Also if I'm out walking on a quiet street and pass by a dog I would give it a nod and say "howya" to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,674 ✭✭✭DirtyBollox


    this thread is hilarious and so i though i'd contribute something of my own.



    have been caught doing this once


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,604 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Pretend to die to see how the dog reacts. (he bites my head)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Talk to myself.
    Walk around completely naked.
    Take my laptop to the toilet.
    Do silly dances.
    Pull faces when looking in the mirror.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Jamiekelly


    After reading every single post in this thread I have to say this,
    I will never look at any of you in the same light again :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    I have sex with apple tarts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    I partook in many of the previously mentioned manias in my teens and twenties but not so much these days. However I will still try and use the force to close a door or switch on the kettle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    Dive from the kitchen worktop onto the couch, pretending I'm the wrestler Shawn Michaels.

    Pretend to be a rock star.

    Run towards the dartboard and throw the darts at it like a javelin, usually resulting in holes in the wall.

    Have imaginary arguments with people I don't like, before beating them like a dog.


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