What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

Deus Ex Machina

I do all this and more:

-Make up weird songs about people I barely knew years ago and sing them out loud in a falsetto or tenor voice.

-Look at myself in the mirror and recite lines from films, imagining myself as an actor.

-Sing weird songs who's lyrics nobody I know would have thought I could recall off the top of my head.

-Piss in the sink.

-Press ups.

-Read from books very loudly in a posh English accent.

-Call my cat every curse word under the sun.

-Attempt beatboxing.

-I do these weird little dances.

-Shout.

You all do weird stuff too, what is it!?

Edit: I also call my cat fat, like this: I am sitting on the couch and he walks into the room in that cat way of his, and I just shout "out! out! You fat bastard!" My cat does not have a weight problem.

gernon

Read threads like this on Boards

GAAman

Op you are one hair away from

http://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/antihero/taxidriver2.jpg?

Kiera

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

Voltex

associate myself to at least one of what you listed OP!!

Mick Daly

Licking Bananas

minidazzler

Make one man one jar videos.

alwaysadub

Talk to myself-and argue with myself too.

Twirl my hair in my finger for hours on end.

Sing. I'd never subject anyone else to it.

davyjose

Fart in lifts

minidazzler

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

Jealous because it's awkward for you? :P

That said, I wouldn't piss in the sink, just a little unsettling TBH.

starbelgrade

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

What's even more disgusting is that he washes his face in the toilet.

Voltex

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it

Kiera

Voltex wrote: »

Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it

Ew ew ew!

Millicent

Voltex wrote: »

Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it

Remind me never to use the dishes in your house... :eek:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

I had an en-suite that had a shower and a washbasin but no toilet so I always pissed in the sink. It was either that or walk down the hall ffs

Scarydoll

I tend to talk to myself alot lol

mcwhirter

Emit perculiar noises from me rectum and mouth in tandem

Gunsfortoys

Air Guitar on a tennis racquet.

Karl Hungus

Voltex wrote: »

Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it

Sure after a curry you can have a sh*te in the shower and it won't leave a mess. :pac:

MultiUmm

Dable in 4chan from time to time. -Hnags head in shame-

My name is URL

I set up a usergroup once for those interested in the enviro-conscience act of sink pissing.. deleted it coz of shame

jokettle

I sing as well, I don't thin anyone should have to listen to that aural assault!

Kiera

George Some Grater wrote: »

I had an en-suite that had a shower and a washbasin but no toilet so I always pissed in the sink. It was either that or walk down the hall ffs

The same sink you brush your teeth and wash your face in? :eek:

Millicent

To answer the OP, I bite the fleshiest part of my palm when I'm anxious. Been doing since I was a kid and fuck knows why I do it, but I learned to stop doing it in front of people a long time ago!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I talk to myself a bit. Re-do arguments except this time the argument would have went like this

And I sing in different accents, Indian, English Chav, and Weshht of Ireland bogger being my favourites

carefulnow100

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I do all this and more:

-Make up weird songs about people I barely knew years ago and sing them out loud in a falsetto or tenor voice.

-Look at myself in the mirror and resight lines from films, imagining myself as an actor.

-Sing weird songs who's lyrics nobody I know would have thought I could recall off the top of my head.

-Piss in the sink.

-Press ups.

-Read from books very loudly in a posh English accent.

-Call my cat girlfriend every curse word under the sun.

-Attempt beatboxing.

-I do these weird little dances.

-Shout.

You all do weird stuff too, what is it!?

All above in bold I also find my self doing when im alone! and a few others include:

-Tell my self how great I am:o

-Notice after 5 minutes that Iv had my hand down my pants.:D

-Realise my fingers up my nose.:o

-Slam kitchen press doors to see how much noise they make.:o

-turn up music so loud i cant hear myself scream the lyrics.:rolleyes:

-Also if its a dance song, Il pretend im a DJ and holler at the crowed to "put your hands in the air" and "yeah everybody ssscccccrrreeeeaaaammmmm"

and yes, I charge for my services as the greatest Dj ever to walk this planet*.:cool:

*(not really)

Deus Ex Machina

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

Pure laziness in this case, there is no toilet in the kitchen.

Professey Chin

Helicopter

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Kiera wrote: »

The same sink you brush your teeth and wash your face in? :eek:

Well I'd just leave the tap running for a few seconds, all ends up in the same wastepipe, its the same plumbing system, wouldn't actually leave piss in the sink. That would be disgusting
Anyway, that was college days, did much more disgusting things than that alone in my room:pac:

Mick Daly

Millicent wrote: »

Remind me never to use the dishes in your house... :eek:

I doubt he washes the dishes in his toilet sink :cool:

Smeggy

Dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose to whatever sh1t happens to be on the radio!

Quazzie

http://xkcd.com/525/

easyeason3

I like to think I'm a re-incarnation of Luke Kelly.
Inspite of the fact that I'm female, blonde & can't sing.
My neighbours love me.

Millicent

Mick Daly wrote: »

I doubt he washes the dishes in his toilet sink :cool:

The type of sink wasn't specified... :P dagnabbit!

K, remind me never to brush my teeth over his sink or wash my hands there.

Scarydoll

easyeason3 wrote: »

I like to think I'm a re-incarnation of Luke Kelly.
Inspite of the fact that I'm female, blonde & can't sing.
My neighbours love me.

Scorn not her simplicity:p

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Millicent wrote: »

The type of sink wasn't specified... :P dagnabbit!

K, remind me never to brush my teeth over his sink or wash my hands there.

If you're standing in front of the sink in my en-suite you'll have much greater worries than washing your teeth lad :pac:

easyeason3

Scarydoll wrote: »

Scorn not her simplicity:p

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But yes, in a way

Kasabian

George Some Grater wrote: »

I talk to myself a bit. Re-do arguments except this time the argument would have went like this

And I sing in different accents, Indian, English Chav, and Weshht of Ireland bogger being my favourites

Your favourite :rolleyes: , surely thats your normal tone Mayo boy :P:pac:

OutlawPete

Not all pregnant women are fat.

Millicent

George Some Grater wrote: »

If you're standing in front of the sink in my en-suite you'll have much greater worries than washing your teeth lad :pac:

Bahahaha! Is that your way of segueing from the fetish thread? *wink, wink, nudge ,nudge*


.... I mean, how dare you, you uncouth ruffian!

sky88

Smeggy wrote: »

Dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose to whatever sh1t happens to be on the radio!

i thougght i was the only one who did this

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

Not all pregnant women are fat.

Are you drunk again??

Millicent

OutlawPete wrote: »

Not all pregnant women are fat.

Are they the weird stuff you do when nobody else is around Petey? :eek: What would the Boss say?!

brummytom

I sing ridiculously loud - sometimes put on 'Luke Kelly - The Performer' or a live Dubliners DVD, and imagine I'm playing with them

**** in the living room

Imagine ludicrous situations

Pick my nose (so what, stop judging me)

Son Of A Vidic

davyjose wrote: »

Fart in lifts

No way! I always share mine.

Millicent

sky88 wrote: »

i thougght i was the only one who did this

I thought everybody did this! It's second only to dancing that style while singing along to Footloose, even though no one knows any words past "kick off your Sunday shoes..."

Chewbacca.

I sit down on my sofa and go into a deep day dream, its a fews years down the line and I'm very wealthy, I have a beautiful wife (its always linked to a beautiful girl I recently seen) , I'm rich and have a lovely house ,

And then I snap out of it and go back to reality, but this happens on a daily basis
To avoid reality biting me in the ass I go upstairs ,pretend to be Mr Ben, and climb into my wardrobe and put on different outfits and go on awesome adventures

Voltex

when used to ride my bike ...i raise my arse off the saddle...let rip a fart and wonder if it acted at all like a jet!

dezzyd

minidazzler wrote: »

Make one man one jar videos.

Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one

Millicent

dezzyd wrote: »

Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one

Does it involve warmed liver? :pac:

Voltex

dezzyd wrote: »

Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one

+1
I have no idea...and TBH I dont really want to know