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What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

  • 10-06-2010 09:56PM
    #1
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I do all this and more:

    -Make up weird songs about people I barely knew years ago and sing them out loud in a falsetto or tenor voice.

    -Look at myself in the mirror and recite lines from films, imagining myself as an actor.

    -Sing weird songs who's lyrics nobody I know would have thought I could recall off the top of my head.

    -Piss in the sink.

    -Press ups.

    -Read from books very loudly in a posh English accent.

    -Call my cat every curse word under the sun.

    -Attempt beatboxing.

    -I do these weird little dances.

    -Shout.

    You all do weird stuff too, what is it!?

    Edit: I also call my cat fat, like this: I am sitting on the couch and he walks into the room in that cat way of his, and I just shout "out! out! You fat bastard!" My cat does not have a weight problem.


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  • #2
    gernon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    Read threads like this on Boards


  • #3
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Op you are one hair away from

    http://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/antihero/taxidriver2.jpg?


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!


  • #5
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    associate myself to at least one of what you listed OP!!


  • #6
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    Licking Bananas


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  • #7
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Make one man one jar videos.


  • #8
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Talk to myself-and argue with myself too.

    Twirl my hair in my finger for hours on end.

    Sing. I'd never subject anyone else to it.


  • #9
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Fart in lifts


  • #10
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

    Jealous because it's awkward for you? :P

    That said, I wouldn't piss in the sink, just a little unsettling TBH.


  • #11
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

    What's even more disgusting is that he washes his face in the toilet. :D


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  • #12
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!
    Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
    You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
    I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
    Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Voltex wrote: »
    Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
    You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
    I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
    Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it
    Ew ew ew!


  • #14
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Voltex wrote: »
    Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
    You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
    I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
    Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it

    Remind me never to use the dishes in your house... :eek:


  • #15
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

    I had an en-suite that had a shower and a washbasin but no toilet so I always pissed in the sink. It was either that or walk down the hall ffs


  • #16
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    I tend to talk to myself alot lol


  • #17
    mcwhirter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭mcwhirter


    Emit perculiar noises from me rectum and mouth in tandem


  • #18
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Air Guitar on a tennis racquet.


  • #19
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Voltex wrote: »
    Im totally bewildered to why Im even asking this...but why?
    You take a piss in a toilet no probs...so why not down a sink?
    I have no idea why you would...but its surely not disgusting!!
    Ill take a wazz during a shower..and not be guilty about it

    Sure after a curry you can have a sh*te in the shower and it won't leave a mess. :pac:


  • #20
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Dable in 4chan from time to time. -Hnags head in shame- :(


  • #21
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,541 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I set up a usergroup once for those interested in the enviro-conscience act of sink pissing.. deleted it coz of shame


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  • #22
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    I sing as well, I don't thin anyone should have to listen to that aural assault!


  • #23
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    George Some Grater wrote: »
    I had an en-suite that had a shower and a washbasin but no toilet so I always pissed in the sink. It was either that or walk down the hall ffs
    The same sink you brush your teeth and wash your face in? :eek:


  • #24
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    To answer the OP, I bite the fleshiest part of my palm when I'm anxious. Been doing since I was a kid and fuck knows why I do it, but I learned to stop doing it in front of people a long time ago!


  • #25
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I talk to myself a bit. Re-do arguments except this time the argument would have went like this

    And I sing in different accents, Indian, English Chav, and Weshht of Ireland bogger being my favourites


  • #26
    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I do all this and more:

    -Make up weird songs about people I barely knew years ago and sing them out loud in a falsetto or tenor voice.

    -Look at myself in the mirror and resight lines from films, imagining myself as an actor.

    -Sing weird songs who's lyrics nobody I know would have thought I could recall off the top of my head.

    -Piss in the sink.

    -Press ups.

    -Read from books very loudly in a posh English accent.

    -Call my cat girlfriend every curse word under the sun.

    -Attempt beatboxing.

    -I do these weird little dances.

    -Shout.

    You all do weird stuff too, what is it!?
    All above in bold I also find my self doing when im alone! and a few others include:

    -Tell my self how great I am:o

    -Notice after 5 minutes that Iv had my hand down my pants.:D

    -Realise my fingers up my nose.:o

    -Slam kitchen press doors to see how much noise they make.:o

    -turn up music so loud i cant hear myself scream the lyrics.:rolleyes:

    -Also if its a dance song, Il pretend im a DJ and holler at the crowed to "put your hands in the air" and "yeah everybody ssscccccrrreeeeaaaammmmm"

    and yes, I charge for my services as the greatest Dj ever to walk this planet*.:cool:

    *(not really)


  • #27
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

    Pure laziness in this case, there is no toilet in the kitchen.


  • #28
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Helicopter


  • #29
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Kiera wrote: »
    The same sink you brush your teeth and wash your face in? :eek:

    Well I'd just leave the tap running for a few seconds, all ends up in the same wastepipe, its the same plumbing system, wouldn't actually leave piss in the sink. That would be disgusting
    Anyway, that was college days, did much more disgusting things than that alone in my room:pac:


  • #30
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    Millicent wrote: »
    Remind me never to use the dishes in your house... :eek:

    I doubt he washes the dishes in his toilet sink :cool:


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  • #31
    Smeggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    Dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose to whatever sh1t happens to be on the radio!


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