What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

theboss80 · 15-06-2010 01:12PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

When I used to play computer games, I'd find myself bending my neck to try and see around corners etc. Sometimes actually leaning my entire body over in an effort to somehow bend the rules of reality and enter the game. Then I catch myself and feel like a damn idiot....

Also, sometimes I will blink like a mad man and then close my eyes really tight (sometimes using my palms too) for an interesting light show. Try and make out shapes of things I see...see if my subconscious is trying to tell me something....

Yes (i do this when im driving aswell) and yes , i like to call it my eyelid fireworks

15-06-2010 09:50PM

dkdavey67 wrote: »

shadow box naked on front of a full lenght mirror followed by some auto-erotic affixiation

What, like glue sh1t to your cock?

I make faces in the mirror in the lift.

cazzzzz · 15-06-2010 10:18PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Make one man one jar videos.

HAHAHAHA EPIC

Cupcake_Crisis · 15-06-2010 10:20PM

When i have the house to myself i put on the Glee soundtrack and pretend im on stage...

StormWarrior · 15-06-2010 10:22PM

George Some Grater wrote: »

Well I'd just leave the tap running for a few seconds, all ends up in the same wastepipe, its the same plumbing system, wouldn't actually leave piss in the sink. That would be disgusting
Anyway, that was college days, did much more disgusting things than that alone in my room:pac:

At university, there was only one toilet between 6 people in each block, and I knew someone who, when desperate for the toilet and finding it engaged, opened out a black rubbish bag on their bedroom floor, pooed in it, tied the bag up and threw it in the wheelie bin outside.

cazzzzz · 15-06-2010 10:23PM

kfallon wrote: »

When in a car I look at the number plates in front of me and I try divide the year into the car number so let's say the reg is 97 - D - 2045, I try to divide 97 into 2045, I often shout for joy when one is perfectly divisble!

Not so much fun since the turn of the century tho :rolleyes:

Haha, sounds like fun if only i was good at dividing stuff...

cazzzzz · 15-06-2010 10:35PM

dezzyd wrote: »

Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one

It is along the lines of 2 girls one cup but SO much worse

GirlOfGlass · 15-06-2010 11:31PM

Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one

cazzzzz wrote: »

It is along the lines of 2 girls one cup but SO much worse

I watched that a few weeks ago. Still haven't got the image out of my head. OUCH!
I actually nearly got sick watching it.

jmcwobbles · 15-06-2010 11:33PM

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

I regularly sing 'Incy Wincy Spider' in a sort of Rat Pack type fashion.

Snap! I was just washing dishes and caught myself singing "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window" the same way

FearDark · 15-06-2010 11:34PM

I like to push my junk inside me and pretend im a lady with a huge muff.

jmcwobbles · 15-06-2010 11:37PM

kfallon wrote: »

When in a car I look at the number plates in front of me and I try divide the year into the car number so let's say the reg is 97 - D - 2045, I try to divide 97 into 2045, I often shout for joy when one is perfectly divisble!

Not so much fun since the turn of the century tho :rolleyes:

I play car reg poker! So say 99 D 8089 - FULL HOUSE!

cazzzzz · 15-06-2010 11:43PM

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

I watched that a few weeks ago. Still haven't got the image out of my head. OUCH!
I actually nearly got sick watching it.

I know it's pretty rough, if you nearly got sick watching that, DO NOT watch one guy one glass it's so much worse.

jmcwobbles · 15-06-2010 11:57PM

cazzzzz wrote: »

I know it's pretty rough, if you nearly got sick watching that, DO NOT watch one guy one glass it's so much worse.

WTF whyyyyyy did I have to go straight to watch that!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm gonna have nightmares now

cazzzzz · 16-06-2010 12:04AM

jmcwobbles wrote: »

WTF whyyyyyy did I have to go straight to watch that!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm gonna have nightmares now

I did the exact same thing. Someone told me never to watch it and I did..seriously though that video is messed up...he shows no emotion whatsoever..

dr gonzo · 16-06-2010 12:55AM

cazzzzz wrote: »

I did the exact same thing. Someone told me never to watch it and I did..seriously though that video is messed up...he shows no emotion whatsoever..

The only way to get someone to not watch something is encourage them and they wont bother but if you tell someone not to, its the first thing they do. Damn reverse psychology, its embedded in our psyche.

Back on topic. We used to have sliding doors in our house and i'd pretend they were some sort of sealed hatch and the house was pressurised so that when i opened the door i'd have to hold my breath while i got sucked out into deceptively safe, oxygen rich environment of my back garden.

We also used to have a weird tile pattern that looked like a keypad outside the shower so naturally i had to type in a code to open the shower door. If i was feeling particularly imaginative i might even have to give a fingerprint or retina scan.

i.need.a.job · 16-06-2010 05:34AM

when ya think about it, people are so wierd.... we all do wierd things when no one is watchin, its kinda funny thinking about it ...

i jus do normal enough wierd stuff -- sing out loud, dance like crazy .... spend ages gawkin an posin in the mirror ..

banquo · 16-06-2010 05:52AM

****.

LoanShark · 09-07-2010 12:28AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Make one man one jar videos.

Jebus,Mary and The Carpenter...Made it to 15 seconds...:eek:

Out Of Curiousity....

What were you looking for when you found that video???

baldbear · 09-07-2010 12:43AM

Tuck me balls in between me legs and jump up in front of a mirror so i can see them hanging out of me arse area shouting "i'm a lady"

EverybodyLies · 09-07-2010 11:07AM

Sing - loudly and badly. Is there any other way?

Play music very loudly.

Maybe even dance along.

If it's at night, turn on all the lights and try not to get to scared (yeah, I know)

But mostly i just do the same as usual

BMF Plint · 09-07-2010 03:33PM

if someone in the house pisses me off I wipe my ass on their pillow. Its a nice way to get revenge

325_coupe · 09-07-2010 07:09PM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I do all this and more:

-Call my cat every curse word under the sun.

Edit: I also call my cat fat, like this: I am sitting on the couch and he walks into the room in that cat way of his, and I just shout "out! out! You fat bastard!" My cat does not have a weight problem.

thank you op, been laughing at that for 5mins

VinnyTGM · 09-07-2010 07:17PM

BMF Plint wrote: »

if someone in the house pisses me off I wipe my ass on their pillow. Its a nice way to get revenge

Nicely done.

Thomas828 · 09-07-2010 08:28PM

Ah, confession time? I have three dolls which I regularly cuddle up to. One is 60cm tall with red hair, the second is 20cm tall with brown plaited hair and the third is a 15cm tall blonde. I must fix their hair more often. It's getting out of control.

Fizman · 09-07-2010 08:42PM

baldbear wrote: »

Tuck me balls in between me legs and jump up in front of a mirror so i can see them hanging out of me arse area shouting "i'm a lady"

Good old Buffalo Bill.

About two years ago I was living with 2 of my mates. I was out with one of them for some beers, while the other stayed in with the missus. When we got home we decided it would be funny if the two of us burst into his bedroom doing the Buffalo Bill while making strange noises and movements.

To our dismay his gf had left.......so we just got on with it anyway. He was scared.

Gummy Panda · 09-07-2010 09:08PM

baldbear wrote: »

Tuck me balls in between me legs and jump up in front of a mirror so i can see them hanging out of me arse area shouting "i'm a lady"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdvH8xvf7Q4

xochillixo · 09-07-2010 09:32PM

If im serving a customer at work while they look away for a brief second i start mouthing stuff at them or pulling faces its such a thrill because it would be awful if I get caught its literally milisecond work and the adrenaline really starts pumping, one time after really taking the piss out this one customer I fell off the step at the till and onto the floor... Karma for you

xochillixo · 09-07-2010 09:34PM

Ha just after thinking of something else, I work in a bookshop so anything I find related to Harry Potter while working there I text my friend who also works there, like today I was taking tiny boxes of pencils down off the shelf and I texted her saying it was like working in Olivanders.... LAME but it gets me through the day.... I dont even like Harry potter that much

Lorrs33 · 09-07-2010 10:51PM

Act out stories that I write/my fantasy life/the future I hope to have

Talk to myself

Sing out loud

Walk around the house aimlessly.

Dublin_Gunner · 10-07-2010 01:20AM

I bluetooth stalk.

i.e sitting on the bus home from work today.

I turn on bluetooth and search for other devices around. Then I sit there trying to guess which device is who on the bus.

If I think I've matched someone to their bluetooth name, I'll send them a connection request, and change the name of my phone to 'hey, the password is 1234'.

If I see them looking around, I find out if I matched the person to the phone name correctly lol

What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

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