Jobs Rule every thing

grungepants · 03-02-2011 02:11PM #1

We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.
Give the monkey a job so he can earn the right to live.Some monkeys have jobs in big building and they hangout there all day.But when they leave they have the monkey money.So they can buy their silly little boots for thier monkey feet.

It seems to me, a farce you see
All i want, is time to be
But monkeys lie, and greed is found
Till rome has crumbled, to the ground

In fairness what are we doing here?
What is this money.
I denounce money.
Why are the monkeys ruled by money.

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

Jumpy · 03-02-2011 02:14PM

I'm a thinker.

I think you spelled "sense" wrong.

Ostrom · 03-02-2011 02:16PM

Such cryptic imagery, what does it mean??

chin_grin · 03-02-2011 02:18PM

What did you bleedin' call me?

<sings> They finally made a monkey (yes they finally made a monkey), the finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Jimmy Iovine · 03-02-2011 02:24PM

Cash Rules Everything Around Me,
C.R.E.A.M. get the money,
Dolla, dolla bill ya'll

red menace · 03-02-2011 02:42PM

I'm a tiger RAWRRRRRR

what are we playing again?

03-02-2011 02:46PM

grungepants wrote: »

We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.
Give the monkey a job so he can earn the right to live.Some monkeys have jobs in big building and they hangout there all day.But when they leave they have the monkey money.So they can buy their silly little boots for thier monkey feet.

It seems to me, a farce you see
All i want, is time to be
But monkeys lie, and greed is found
Till rome has crumbled, to the ground

In fairness what are we doing here?
What is this money.
I denounce money.
Why are the monkeys ruled by money.

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

It's like something George Harrison would have written if he was part of the Bebo generation. And retarded

grungepants · 03-02-2011 02:54PM

28064212 wrote: »

It's like something George Harrison would have written if he was part of the Bebo generation. And retarded

This made me laugh even though it was insulting.

Ghandee · 03-02-2011 02:55PM

My job blows.

03-02-2011 02:57PM

grungepants wrote: »

This made me laugh even though it was insulting.

Hey, a retarded Bebo-ed George Harrison is still better than most of the current charts ("I'd catch a grenade for ya"? GTFO)

the_syco · 03-02-2011 02:59PM

grungepants wrote: »

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

The last line makes no sense

phasers · 03-02-2011 03:01PM

Can I play the piano anymore?

chin_grin · 03-02-2011 03:06PM

phasers wrote: »

Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can!

phasers · 03-02-2011 03:13PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

Interceptor · 03-02-2011 03:17PM

I am a dancing monkey.

Throw a coin in my cup and I will do a little dance for you. Throw a LOT of coins in my cup and I'll even do a sexy dance.

(Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a... oh wait, what?)

'cptr

chin_grin · 03-02-2011 03:17PM

phasers wrote: »

Well I couldn't before!

<tinkles ivories>

I want my MTVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnA0ix9hZU

FreudianSlippers · 03-02-2011 03:21PM

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.

knird evol · 03-02-2011 03:22PM

Monkeys.

mathie · 03-02-2011 03:29PM

Jumpy wrote: »

I'm a thinker.

Any spare milk for da baba boss?

Snakeblood · 03-02-2011 03:32PM

Great, now I want a banana.

AnonoBoy · 03-02-2011 03:37PM

There once was a boy named grungepants
Who decided to take a very big chance
To after hours he posted
The words he had wroted
Which 'twas clear contained very little substance

Heathen · 03-02-2011 03:47PM

MONKEY POO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoooo hooooo!!!

allanb49 · 03-02-2011 03:54PM

28064212 wrote: »

It's like something George Harrison would have written if he was part of the Bebo generation. And retarded

It kinda works to the tune of i've got my mind set on you.....

Lumen · 03-02-2011 04:24PM

Money is a proxy for peanuts.
If we didn't have money we'd be working for peanuts.
No one likes working for peanuts.
Therefore money is good.

NoDice · 03-02-2011 05:24PM

This reminded me of the thread about Tim and Jim and the "adopt a monkey" scam in the list of legendary boards threads. Now I'm sad because that thread came to an abrupt end. *sighs*

grungepants · 03-02-2011 05:27PM

Lumen wrote: »

Money is a proxy for peanuts.
If we didn't have money we'd be working for peanuts.
No one likes working for peanuts.
Therefore money is good.

Ok i like what Lumen said its a step in the right direction

No one likes working for penuts....but money is a proxy for penuts.

its like when pokemon cards were in.....

On the play ground you would attract people if you had loads of good cards...

money is like pokemon cards for large children..

NoDice · 03-02-2011 05:29PM

Are you smoking a Jeffrey, grungepants??

Handsome Bob · 03-02-2011 05:30PM

Racist.

Feeona · 03-02-2011 05:34PM

There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys.Yeah that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys. Now there's junkies with monkeys disease, who's touching these monkeys puhlease. Leave these poor sick monkeys alone. They've got problems enough as it is

NoDice · 03-02-2011 05:36PM

What's the deal with the rhyme?
Does it not take up too much time?
Your girlfriend broke up with you,
Now you're referencing Pikachu!?
Why oh why isn't trolling a crime??

Feeona · 03-02-2011 05:38PM

And another thing, they're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost cos the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when little slave kids are making them? What are their overheads?

Think, think about it.

Jobs Rule every thing

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