Jobs Rule every thing

grungepants · 03-02-2011 1:11pm #1

We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.
Give the monkey a job so he can earn the right to live.Some monkeys have jobs in big building and they hangout there all day.But when they leave they have the monkey money.So they can buy their silly little boots for thier monkey feet.

It seems to me, a farce you see
All i want, is time to be
But monkeys lie, and greed is found
Till rome has crumbled, to the ground

In fairness what are we doing here?
What is this money.
I denounce money.
Why are the monkeys ruled by money.

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

Jumpy · 03-02-2011 1:14pm

I'm a thinker.

I think you spelled "sense" wrong.

Ostrom · 03-02-2011 1:16pm

Such cryptic imagery, what does it mean??

chin_grin · 03-02-2011 1:18pm

What did you bleedin' call me?

<sings> They finally made a monkey (yes they finally made a monkey), the finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Jimmy Iovine · 03-02-2011 1:24pm

Cash Rules Everything Around Me,
C.R.E.A.M. get the money,
Dolla, dolla bill ya'll

red menace · 03-02-2011 1:42pm

I'm a tiger RAWRRRRRR

what are we playing again?

03-02-2011 1:46pm

grungepants wrote: »

We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.
Give the monkey a job so he can earn the right to live.Some monkeys have jobs in big building and they hangout there all day.But when they leave they have the monkey money.So they can buy their silly little boots for thier monkey feet.

It seems to me, a farce you see
All i want, is time to be
But monkeys lie, and greed is found
Till rome has crumbled, to the ground

In fairness what are we doing here?
What is this money.
I denounce money.
Why are the monkeys ruled by money.

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

It's like something George Harrison would have written if he was part of the Bebo generation. And retarded

grungepants · 03-02-2011 1:54pm

28064212 wrote: »

It's like something George Harrison would have written if he was part of the Bebo generation. And retarded

This made me laugh even though it was insulting.

Ghandee · 03-02-2011 1:55pm

My job blows.

03-02-2011 1:57pm

grungepants wrote: »

This made me laugh even though it was insulting.

Hey, a retarded Bebo-ed George Harrison is still better than most of the current charts ("I'd catch a grenade for ya"? GTFO)

the_syco · 03-02-2011 1:59pm

grungepants wrote: »

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

The last line makes no sense

phasers · 03-02-2011 2:01pm

Can I play the piano anymore?

chin_grin · 03-02-2011 2:06pm

phasers wrote: »

Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can!

phasers · 03-02-2011 2:13pm

chin_grin wrote: »

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

Interceptor · 03-02-2011 2:17pm

I am a dancing monkey.

Throw a coin in my cup and I will do a little dance for you. Throw a LOT of coins in my cup and I'll even do a sexy dance.

(Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a... oh wait, what?)

'cptr

chin_grin · 03-02-2011 2:17pm

phasers wrote: »

Well I couldn't before!

<tinkles ivories>

I want my MTVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnA0ix9hZU

FreudianSlippers · 03-02-2011 2:21pm

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.

knird evol · 03-02-2011 2:22pm

Monkeys.

mathie · 03-02-2011 2:29pm

Jumpy wrote: »

I'm a thinker.

Any spare milk for da baba boss?

Snakeblood · 03-02-2011 2:32pm

Great, now I want a banana.

AnonoBoy · 03-02-2011 2:37pm

There once was a boy named grungepants
Who decided to take a very big chance
To after hours he posted
The words he had wroted
Which 'twas clear contained very little substance

Heathen · 03-02-2011 2:47pm

MONKEY POO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoooo hooooo!!!

allanb49 · 03-02-2011 2:54pm

28064212 wrote: »

It's like something George Harrison would have written if he was part of the Bebo generation. And retarded

It kinda works to the tune of i've got my mind set on you.....

Lumen · 03-02-2011 3:24pm

Money is a proxy for peanuts.
If we didn't have money we'd be working for peanuts.
No one likes working for peanuts.
Therefore money is good.

NoDice · 03-02-2011 4:24pm

This reminded me of the thread about Tim and Jim and the "adopt a monkey" scam in the list of legendary boards threads. Now I'm sad because that thread came to an abrupt end. *sighs*

grungepants · 03-02-2011 4:27pm

Lumen wrote: »

Money is a proxy for peanuts.
If we didn't have money we'd be working for peanuts.
No one likes working for peanuts.
Therefore money is good.

Ok i like what Lumen said its a step in the right direction

No one likes working for penuts....but money is a proxy for penuts.

its like when pokemon cards were in.....

On the play ground you would attract people if you had loads of good cards...

money is like pokemon cards for large children..

NoDice · 03-02-2011 4:29pm

Are you smoking a Jeffrey, grungepants??

Handsome Bob · 03-02-2011 4:30pm

Racist.

Feeona · 03-02-2011 4:34pm

There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys.Yeah that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys. Now there's junkies with monkeys disease, who's touching these monkeys puhlease. Leave these poor sick monkeys alone. They've got problems enough as it is

NoDice · 03-02-2011 4:36pm

What's the deal with the rhyme?
Does it not take up too much time?
Your girlfriend broke up with you,
Now you're referencing Pikachu!?
Why oh why isn't trolling a crime??

Feeona · 03-02-2011 4:38pm

And another thing, they're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost cos the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when little slave kids are making them? What are their overheads?

Think, think about it.

grungepants · 03-02-2011 4:54pm

Im really sick of living amongst madness.The fact that i have no control over whats happening around me.Someone else is in charge of our miserey,some monkey just like you.Would you trust you?I wouldnt trust you.I wouldnt trust me for fup sake.They wear suits,they drive machines and they're hunting ground is usually ten or twenty stories above you.

Lemag · 03-02-2011 5:12pm

NoDice wrote: »

What's the deal with the rhyme?
Does it not take up too much time?
Your girlfriend broke up with you,
Now you're referencing Pikachu!?
Why oh why isn't trolling a crime??

If only one of these buttons existed

grungepants · 03-02-2011 5:15pm

NoDice wrote: »

What's the deal with the rhyme?
Does it not take up too much time?
Your girlfriend broke up with you,
Now you're referencing Pikachu!?
Why oh why isn't trolling a crime??

Shut up you berk

4zn76tysfajdxp · 03-02-2011 5:23pm

grungepants wrote: »

We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.

Ha ha Mr Wilson.

L.Jenkins · 03-02-2011 6:23pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMYfvgq9m8

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 03-02-2011 6:35pm

grungepants wrote: »

We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.
Give the monkey a job so he can earn the right to live.Some monkeys have jobs in big building and they hangout there all day.But when they leave they have the monkey money.So they can buy their silly little boots for thier monkey feet.

It seems to me, a farce you see
All i want, is time to be
But monkeys lie, and greed is found
Till rome has crumbled, to the ground

In fairness what are we doing here?
What is this money.
I denounce money.
Why are the monkeys ruled by money.

If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

Still in college? :P

grungepants · 03-02-2011 6:49pm

Nala Young Saucepan wrote: »

Still in college? :P

nope im out of collage years...

i didnt do well

now im an actor....

Blondini · 03-02-2011 6:52pm

grungepants wrote: »

Im really sick of living amongst madness..

Agreed! that Suggs is a really bad housemate - dirty dishes, empty cartons back in the fridge - you name it.

No wonder you were ranting about all that monkey stuff. Proper order if you have to live amongst madness!

Good Day Sir!

Blondini · 03-02-2011 6:56pm

grungepants wrote: »

..
now im an actor....

Wern't you an extra on Planet of the Apes ?

NOW I understand your monkey thing ... yeah!

Owenw · 03-02-2011 6:58pm

Blondini wrote: »

Agreed! that Suggs is a really bad housemate - baggy trousers, dirty shirt; pulling hair and eating dirt - you name it.

No wonder you were ranting about all that monkey stuff. Proper order if you have to live amongst madness!

Good Day Sir!

for shame! you missed a good opportunity there

Yakult · 03-02-2011 7:54pm

So..

Russian lesbians anyone?

Blondini · 03-02-2011 8:25pm

Owenw wrote: »

for shame! you missed a good opportunity there

I know I just said to myself "Youre an embarrassment" because I should really have gone "one step beyond" with my post. To make it worse "my girls mad at me" over it!

LambsEye · 03-02-2011 9:11pm

grungepants wrote: »

Im really sick of living amongst madness.The fact that i have no control over whats happening around me.Someone else is in charge of our miserey,some monkey just like you.Would you trust you?I wouldnt trust you.I wouldnt trust me for fup sake.They wear suits,they drive machines and they're hunting ground is usually ten or twenty stories above you.

You have control over your own misery. You can chose to be happy and you can choose to manage your own microcosmic world, because there's always going to be a "they" in the world in which we live.

"They" will always want to screw you, whether you live in Ireland, Egypt, Spain, U.S. anywhere. Even if you are part of "them," you'll still be getting screwed by someone. It's an unfortunate but ubiquitous part of everyone's life. Sooooo. Find a way to deal with it.

Jobs = Money.

Money = Legal Tender.

Exchange legal tender for:

Clothes,
Food,
Alcohol,
Drugs,
Haircuts,
Shoes,
Jewellery,
Christmas Presents,
A place to live,
A car,
Fuel,
Underwear,
Entertainment,
Leisure,
Vacations

There's really no getting around it.

Jobs Rule every thing

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