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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ah, now. Don't tell me that this little fella wouldn't be improved by the addition of a fetching hat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Yes he would indeedily do look quite fly. He's a ninja and therefore more important than everyone and everything. Even corned beef, which is difficult to admit because I love corned beef!!! (the deli kind, not that crap in packets)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Misread packets as pockets.. Feeling slightly disappointed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Same dif.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    WELL HOT PISS! I WAS RIGHT!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Zomg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Do you think there's a niche market for pocket corned beef?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Do you mean beef that gets corned in your pocket or just corned beef that fits in there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I'm going to work on a prototype...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Sarky wrote: »
    Do you mean beef that gets corned in your pocket or just corned beef that fits in there?

    The second one. I imagine it would be practical and nutritious. Also it would be an excellent conversation-starter at parties!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Slight oversight.. The corned beef juice has soaked through my pocket and is currently running down my leg. It's not pleasant. I've pulled the plug on the project. I would like to apologise to our two shareholders, Fago! and Sarky. You will be reimbursed with the order for 6,000 cans of corned beef from Germany which I am unable to cancel.. Good day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    6,000? Awesome! I shall fashion a suit of corned beef! Then it won't MATTER if my pocket corned beef (copyright Sarky THATS RIGHT ITS MY INVENTION) goes leaky!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Canned corned beef!!!???

    I'm out!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 leeking


    :rolleyes: I am a newbie and I got to say this is the silliest thread I have read so far - but i like it - I think!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    More for me. I shall make a corned beef hat and monocle with your share.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    NO CORNED BEEF FOR YOU LEEKING IT IS ALL MINE NOW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    But..! Lee King was the head of human resources!
    Now who's going to tell the 27 Turkish factory workers I employed that they have been made redundant..?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I will. I can be human resources manager. I'll change my name to Hugh Man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Do you speak Turkish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Si


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Meh, close enough..


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whut?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well if you don't know I'm not telling you!

    Also I'm banning you for 3 months.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sure why not a year?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Just read over Amp's last thread. Who pissed in his cheerios that morning? wonderful piece of literature though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    YE SOULS WHO HAVE SUFFERED THE TORMENT OF ÆTERNAL BANNATION,
    HEAR THE MIGHTY ROAR OF SNAILCAT!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    That will never get anywhere on time!!

    I hereby revoke your 5 day hall pass!!

    ~~~~~~~ <
    Squiggly lines ooh aah eeh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    ~_~


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    That is one freakyass cat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Squiggles for the Squiggle God, non-alphanumeric keys for the non-alphanumeric key throne!


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