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Russel Bran posts pic of Katy Perry on Twitter

scudzilla · 2010-12-31 00:08:50

Now Katy Perry is very close to being added onto my 'Allowed' list as she's a little bit hot. Her dope of a husband, Russell Brand has just posted a pic of her, without make up, onto twitter. It lasted a second before he deleted it, but some peopel are just to fcukin quick on the 'Save Image' option ;);)…

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#152 31-12-2010 3:13am
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this reminds me of the thread a couple of weeks ago where i could not prove enough that Rihanna was better looking that katy perry, now what do you say ya shower of ......

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#153 31-12-2010 3:13am
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cypharius wrote: »

Does anyone actually find Russel Bran funny?

I used hate him. Then I saw him on two editions of Big Fat Quiz of the Year and from that alone my opinion of him was swayed. Not a big fan of his standup but he's brilliant on panel shows. I'd love to see him and Noel Fielding do more stuff together because they work really well together.

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#154 31-12-2010 3:23am
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KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

I used hate him. Then I saw him on two editions of Big Fat Quiz of the Year and from that alone my opinion of him was swayed. Not a big fan of his standup but he's brilliant on panel shows. I'd love to see him and Noel Fielding do more stuff together because they work really well together.

the old radio shows are classic - especially any of them that featured Noel Gallagher - he absolutely tears into Russell

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#155 31-12-2010 3:25am
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She just looks pale and tired really. No biggie.

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#156 31-12-2010 3:31am
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OisinT wrote: »

This one crushes my teenage years

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/christina-ricci-nomakeup.jpg

All can be forgiven when one sees her 'spanning time' in Buffalo 66. Hot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-JtTo6mFsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhEPukGuDlE

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#157 31-12-2010 4:02am
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Just Russell Brand being a dick as usual.

I wish life was like b.ie sometimes so sharpy could ban him.

She's still way above him, even without the slap on anyway-she actually has a personality and discernable talent.

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#158 31-12-2010 9:38am
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OisinT wrote: »

Katy Perry is a poor man's Zooey Deschanel

She's not even a dead man's Zooey Deschanel.

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#159 31-12-2010 9:47am
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RoundyMooney wrote: »

Just Russell Brand being a dick as usual.

I wish life was like b.ie sometimes so sharpy could ban him.

She's still way above him, even without the slap on anyway-she actually has a personality and discernable talent.

Just to be clear, you think this is discernable talent?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSepxmZQNg

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#160 31-12-2010 9:56am
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pmcmahon wrote: »

then why does russell brand wear it?

Cos he's an unfunny, junkie cnut.

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#161 31-12-2010 9:58am
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RoundyMooney wrote: »

Just Russell Brand being a dick as usual.

I wish life was like b.ie sometimes so sharpy could ban him.

She's still way above him, even without the slap on anyway-she actually has a personality and discernable talent.

So a person who can't sing, write or perform is more talented than another person who writes their own material and is a good performer (regardless of whether you like his comedy style)

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#162 31-12-2010 9:58am
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aligator_am wrote: »

Cos he's an unfunny, junkie cnut.

Is that you Andrew Sachs?

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#163 31-12-2010 10:06am
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OisinT wrote: »

Is that you Andrew Sachs?

Qué?

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#164 31-12-2010 10:11am
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Katy Perry is looking worse and worse - someone needs to get her some slap ASAP!

OisinT wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=69788289#post69788289

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=68680611#post68680611

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#165 31-12-2010 10:14am
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KeithAFC wrote: »

Most celebs look normal. Its just the whole glam of it. Look at Cheryl cole, princess by day, chav by night.

This is true enough. It also works the other way. There's a friend of mine, not ugly or anything but not the prettiest girl in the world either, just normal, maybe a little too plain even. Anyway her sister bought her this photo session thing for her birthday. You go in and there is a professional makeup artist and pro photographer and they have all the different lighting or whatever.

I remember the first time I seen one of the photos from it in her apartment. Dear god...... I didn't even recognise her, thought it was some French (just had that look) movie star that she liked or something. Could have put it alongside a photo of Scarlet Johanson and Angelina Jolie and ten other gorgeous celebrities and a lot of guys would have easily had her in the top 3. I certainly would in anyway.

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#166 31-12-2010 10:19am
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strobe wrote: »

This is true enough. It also works the other way. There's a friend of mine, not ugly or anything but not the prettiest girl in the world either, just normal, maybe a little too plain even. Anyway her sister bought her this photo session thing for her birthday. You go in and there is a professional makeup artist and pro photographer and they have all the different lighting or whatever.

I remember the first time I seen one of the photos from it in her apartment. Dear god...... I didn't even recognise her, thought it was some French (just had that look) movie star that she liked or something. Could have put it alongside a photo of Scarlet Johanson and Angelina Jolie and ten other gorgeous celebrities and a lot of guys would have easily had her in the top 3. I certainly would in anyway.

Nice freudian slip there, you know what to do.

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#167 31-12-2010 10:30am
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Who's Russel Bran? is that the Bran Flakes guy?

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#168 31-12-2010 2:17pm
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OisinT wrote: »

So a person who can't sing, write or perform is more talented than another person who writes their own material and is a good performer (regardless of whether you like his comedy style)

I'm confused. Are you implying she can't sing write or perform

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#169 31-12-2010 2:37pm
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Like their marriage is going to last anyway.

Assuming it was ever a real marriage in the first place.

We all know she slaps the makeup on with a trowel... but i'm not entirely convinced that's her

It's not the sort of hoax that you could put past Brand. Or maybe even the two of them together.

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#170 31-12-2010 2:42pm
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phantom_lord wrote: »

I'm confused. Are you implying she can't sing write or perform

I'm doing more than implying.

She is listed as a writing credit on all of her music (lyric writing credits usually), but in reality it's Bonnie McKee and Max Martin that write the majority of her music.
Reviews of her performance have been not favourable and her singing is just like all other pop music, vocoded and/or autotuned to death and overproduced.

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#171 31-12-2010 2:45pm
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OisinT wrote: »

I'm doing more than implying.

She is listed as a writing credit on all of her music (lyric writing credits usually), but in reality it's Bonnie McKee and Max Martin that write the majority of her music.
Reviews of her performance have been not favourable and her singing is just like all other pop music, vocoded and/or autotuned to death and overproduced.

You've been googling Katy Perry and actually reading articles about her??!!??

I've lost a lot of respect for you here OisinT, a lot...

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#172 31-12-2010 2:48pm
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"Russel Bran"?

Sounds like a new special Dog Food for constipated pets

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#173 31-12-2010 2:49pm
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Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

You've been googling Katy Perry and actually reading articles about her??!!??

I've lost a lot of respect for you here OisinT, a lot...

I read a lot about music reviews and I hate when people are like "ooh x is so talented" so I know who writes the majority of music for whom just based on the style of music and the artists record label tbh.

Bonnie McKee and Max Martin are 2 very big names in music.

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#174 31-12-2010 2:52pm
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I've had this theory that men, on average, are (spectacularly) worse at recognizing faces than women. This thread certainly is falling in line with that theory.

There's absolutely no doubt that's Katy Perry, it was never even a question for me, it looks exactly like her pulling a silly face.

All these cries of "OMG, SHE'S HIDEOUS WTF?!" are insane-- I'm sure you wouldn't look hot if you were pulling that face! Chrissake, it's a snapshot, meaning it's capturing one tiny insignificant moment where her face just happens to look unattractive. Doesn't mean she looks like that all the time, or even most of the time, by any means.

This thread has been a good laugh, though.. I'd love to see a bad picture of each of you and rate your attractiveness based upon that one photo.

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#175 31-12-2010 2:56pm
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The guys who said "It's not her" are the guys who don't get laid much.

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, women do not roll out of bed looking fabulous.

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#176 31-12-2010 3:00pm
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175 posts or so and still no move to celebrity forum...?

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#177 31-12-2010 3:03pm
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liah wrote: »

I've had this theory that men, on average, are (spectacularly) worse at recognizing faces than women. This thread certainly is falling in line with that theory.

There's absolutely no doubt that's Katy Perry, it was never even a question for me, it looks exactly like her pulling a silly face.

All these cries of "OMG, SHE'S HIDEOUS WTF?!" are insane-- I'm sure you wouldn't look hot if you were pulling that face! Chrissake, it's a snapshot, meaning it's capturing one tiny insignificant moment where her face just happens to look unattractive. Doesn't mean she looks like that all the time, or even most of the time, by any means.

This thread has been a good laugh, though.. I'd love to see a bad picture of each of you and rate your attractiveness based upon that one photo.

I agree ..

More guys get into bed with Max Factor each week than any other man.

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#178 31-12-2010 3:04pm
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Where's the problem?

She looks nom with make-up.

As demonstrated in the picture, she looks nom without makeup.

Her music operation's another matter, but one thing is certain.

Russell Brand is a lucky, lucky, *lucky*, bar steward.

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#179 31-12-2010 3:14pm
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Jesus H Christ. That's her millions of loyal wankfans down the drain - or not, as it happens. I agree that she's only a poor man's Zoey Deschanel. At the very least Deschanel looks as good without makeup as Perry does with 4 tonnes of it.

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#180 31-12-2010 3:17pm
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She looks a bit like a cheese string

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#181 31-12-2010 3:18pm
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Russell Brand is a lucky, lucky, *lucky*, bar steward.

Eh? Imagine waking up to her ugly mug beside you every morning!

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