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Russel Bran posts pic of Katy Perry on Twitter

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    #92
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    greenmachine88 wrote: »
    are you sure?

    http://www.womenrepublic.co.uk/usw/4norihanna.jpg

    See, Everything tastes better with ketchup!


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    #93
    Pedalhard
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    I count two spots. Shes nothing to look at even with the make up on!


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    #94
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,136 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Thread title was promising, so was the response when I looked at it (82 posts from 83 views). Very disappointed.

    Was expecting nipple, at least.

    FML.


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    #95
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    hondasam wrote: »
    Long Live Makeup. women should never leave the house without it.

    they should just never leave the kitchen


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    #96
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Tbf she isnt exactly model material. A very average girl made pretty by alot of make up and photoshop.

    Of course, I would still boink her.

    Russel Bran, cerial full of drugs, drink and vomit.


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    #97
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    they should just never leave the kitchen


    sex on the table gets a bit boring after awhile :D


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    #98
    Celly Smunt
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    hondasam wrote: »
    sex on the table gets a bit boring after awhile :D

    sandwiches don't!


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    #99
    FreudianSlippers
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    hondasam wrote: »
    sex on the table gets a bit boring after awhile :D
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le53ghoK7k1qewd88o1_500.jpg


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    #100
    Standman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    shock horror woman pictured without makeup!! Whats the big f*cking deal??


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    #101
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    hondasam wrote: »
    sex on the table gets a bit boring after awhile :D

    Nothing's boring when your kneecaps hurt and you've breadcrumbs on your sack.


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    #102
    W.Shakes-Beer
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    knird evol wrote: »
    I would like to put Russell Brand and Katy Perry into a wooden box. Such a tight squeeze that a fat guy would have to sit on the lid for it to close. Then nail down lid shut.

    Then leave them there to stew. Uncomfortable and painful, to salivate and liquidate over each other.

    And Die slowly. Horribly.

    Like fermenting alcohol.

    Would you like a Russell Brandy or a Katy Sherry?


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    #103
    whatsamsn
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    私の陰茎は懸命に育つ >> my penis grows hard.


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    #104
    enfant terrible
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    Standman wrote: »
    shock horror woman pictured without makeup!! Whats the big f*cking deal??

    How unattractive she is without her makeup I would have thought?


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    #105
    Badgermonkey
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    a girl with no make up?

    looking as she naturally does?

    It's a very American phenomenon whereby fake tits, tan, teeth, eyelashes, hair, nails etc is actually considered aesthetically preferable.

    Every woman ends up looking like a Stepford wife.


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    #106
    Wolfe Tone
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    Standman wrote: »
    shock horror woman pictured without makeup!! Whats the big f*cking deal??
    The reaction should scare women into ensuring they dont let themselves go, not for a second.


    Good work lads!


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    #107
    W.Shakes-Beer
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    whatsamsn wrote: »
    私の陰茎は懸命に育つ >> my penis grows hard.


    you get those emails too?


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    #108
    Jesus Wept
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    Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
    Because they're ugly and they smell


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    #109
    hondasam
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    OisinT wrote: »
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le53ghoK7k1qewd88o1_500.jpg


    funny :)

    women who are good in the kitchen are useless in the bedroom.


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    #110
    Captain Darling
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    Peared wrote: »
    In that pic she looks like the one in Eastenders who is seeing Billy and was in prison and had a baby with Billy who is now a man (the baby, not Billy). *

    *Knowledge of eastenders obtained by "flicking", so may be incomplete/inaccurate.

    What you do when watching Eastenders is your own business! :eek::eek:


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    #111
    Celly Smunt
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    hondasam wrote: »
    funny :)

    women who are good in the kitchen are useless in the bedroom.

    unless their bedroom is in the kitchen


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    #112
    davyjose
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    enfant terrible wrote: »
    How unattractive she is without her makeup I would have thought?

    It's not the lack of make-up though. It's the split-secong funny face she's making as th camera lodged in her face goes "click".

    bit of a cvntish thing for a girl's husband to do, it must be said.


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    #113
    whatsamsn
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    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    you get those emails too?

    haha. I actually used babelfish for the translation but when i translate back into english it says "As for my penis you are brought up eagerly"

    :D

    seriously thats my new chat up line .... As for my penis you are brought up eagerly.


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    #114
    FreudianSlippers
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    No makeup and still sexual:

    http://media.justjared.com/headlines/2009/04/summer-glau-gases-up.jpg


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    #115
    hondasam
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    davyjose wrote: »
    Nothing's boring when your kneecaps hurt and you've breadcrumbs on your sack.

    keep your clothes on while you are eating.


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    #116
    davyjose
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    hondasam wrote: »
    funny :)

    women who are good in the kitchen are useless in the bedroom.

    It's true. The missus tried making cookies last night and completely ruined the duvet.


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    #117
    Larianne
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    OisinT wrote: »
    No makeup and still sexual:

    http://media.justjared.com/headlines/2009/04/summer-glau-gases-up.jpg

    She looks like an alien! :eek:


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    #118
    FreudianSlippers
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    unless their bedroom is in the kitchen
    Poor people?


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    #119
    FreudianSlippers
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    Larianne wrote: »
    She looks like an alien! :eek:
    LEAVE SUMMER GLAU ALONE! :mad:


    ;)


    Thought you were going to harshly critique me!? :P


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    #120
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OisinT wrote: »
    Poor people?

    you been a snob again :p


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    #121
    Celly Smunt
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    OisinT wrote: »
    Poor people?

    rich men


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