Girlfriend needs tampons.....

rainbow kirby · 31-12-2010 12:07AM

Trí wrote: »

How do ya know if you're a small or a large???:pac:

Large is generally for women who have had children.

cassid · 31-12-2010 12:09AM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Large is generally for women who have had children.

I knew I would find a reason to be grateful for having 2 sections

2 stroke · 31-12-2010 01:00AM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Large is generally for women who have had children.

And women that lose things up there.

Mountainsandh · 31-12-2010 01:05AM

cassid wrote: »

I knew I would find a reason to be grateful for having 2 sections

I thought I was off the hook too, but it says all women over 30 should go for large. We sag

:(:o

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OP did you get them or wha' ?

Mountainsandh · 31-12-2010 01:07AM

2 stroke wrote: »

And women that lose things up there.

and where on Earth did I leave my glasses ?

up for anything · 31-12-2010 01:15AM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Large is generally for women who have had children.

A graduate of the playground school of sex education.

2 stroke · 31-12-2010 01:15AM

Mountainsandh wrote: »

and where on Earth did I leave my glasses ?

Have you looked in the obvious place.

Toyota_Avensis · 31-12-2010 01:15AM

text her friends and send them out to buy them, explain the seriousness of the bloody situation! Don't be afraid to give plenty of details.

Star Bingo · 31-12-2010 01:15AM

seems there's no stemming the incessant discharge

this is like the longest period ever. how much more must we endure? i'd probs neck it for fun after some of the vile bile i've read over ere; like nectar. so lets wind it down now folks.. *backseat prod*

efb wrote: »

Get her to straddle a bucket....!

christ man.. :pac:

jimmycrackcorm · 31-12-2010 02:18AM

I once made a tampon cocktail.

Saying no more....

Sharpshooter · 31-12-2010 02:33AM

Tampons, it's a strange name for something that goes in, not on.

Tampins ftw!

starbelgrade · 31-12-2010 02:36AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Tampins ftw!

Tampwins.

Novella · 31-12-2010 02:42AM

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I thought I was off the hook too, but it says all women over 30 should go for large. We sag :(:o

Wait, what now? A vagina can sag... outwards/sideways? I mean, it can sag as in... widen? With age? What?

starbelgrade · 31-12-2010 02:47AM

Novella wrote: »

Wait, what now? A vagina can sag... outwards/sideways? I mean, it can sag as in... widen? With age? What?

Yes - vaginas can sag.

Have you ever seen a tuna steak?

That's what a 40 years plus vagina looks like. It's not pretty.

31-12-2010 01:02PM

Cork from a wine bottle.

flutered · 31-12-2010 01:17PM

just be careful out there.

hondasam · 31-12-2010 01:36PM

This thread is a bit boring and old now.

FreudianSlippers · 31-12-2010 01:48PM

CBF catching up on the thread. Did OP's girlfriend ever get tampons or did she bleed to death?

Mr Benevolent · 31-12-2010 02:21PM

Did OP's girlfriend ever get tampons or did she bleed to death?

Far more likely that the OP bled to death. Never had a problem buying them. What am I going to do, stick them up my arse?

Giselle · 31-12-2010 02:25PM

Its bizarre how buying a small box of cotton wool products can cause so much angst, insecurity and introspection among allegedly grown men.

mgmt · 31-12-2010 02:28PM

Can't she just use last months?

OutlawPete · 31-12-2010 02:29PM

Giselle wrote: »

Its bizarre how buying a small box of cotton wool products can cause so much angst, insecurity and introspection among allegedly grown men.

Says the girl in pigtails :P

fkiely · 31-12-2010 02:30PM

Confab wrote: »

What am I going to do, stick them up my arse?

Whatever you're into I guess...

sexydancer · 31-12-2010 02:53PM

Just do it Jack

TeddyTedson · 31-12-2010 03:06PM

OP should have just made his own homemade tampons.

Tordelback · 31-12-2010 03:22PM

Ah OP, just wait until you have to go and buy her Maternity Pads. Like giant fluffy mattresses they are, you can barely fit a half-dozen in the car. All ahead of you, assuming you grow up and buy her the fecking tampons.

Girlfriend needs tampons.....

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