Girlfriend needs tampons.....

Jack Daniels I

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

mrfantastico

no,buy her them,there will be blood everywhere.....EVERYWHERE

moonshadow

Bleedin cheek of her..

Wurly

If you were 12, yes. As a grown man, no.


They're only tampons t'jaysis.:)

I think the shop assistant will have an inkling that they're not for you.... ha

MitchKoobski

Would you rather listen to her complaining about the cramps, and the pains, and the ordeal of having to go get them herself in pain because you never do anything for her when she needs it and is in pain and you wouldnt help and blahdeblahdeblahdeblah?

Do yourself a favour and go buy the damn tampons. Fast.

Banjaxed82

What's the big deal? What are you worried about? It's not like you're buying them to stick up your own hole.

alwaysadub

Bloody hell.
No it isn't outrageous.

strokemyclover

Bet she'll love you posting about it on After Hours when she eventually finds your username on your PC

bonerm

Just the tip of the gofor iceberg. After you've bought them be sure to stick one in each of your ears to avoid further requests.

1qTour

Trí wrote: »

If you were 12, yes. As a grown man, no.


They're only tampons t'jaysis.:)

I think the shop assistant will have an inkling that they're not for you.... ha

Still tho... asking a man to do her shopping is the core point of the original post. Absolutely wrong

theboss80

Have you got cotton buds and cellotape?

rainbow kirby

It's not an outrageous request. Just use the self-service tills at Tesco if you're that paranoid.

AntiMatter

It would be bady form if you didn't, OP.

Biggins

No, do the decent thing and show you care.
(Besides, if you don't - she will NEVER forget!)

MagicMarker

Just use a sock or something.

Mint Sauce

When you go into chemist, also buy some condoms, and vasaline and await reaction.

dizzymac

alwaysadub wrote: »

Bloody hell.

Thats all this time of the month is.

AntiMatter

irish-stew wrote: »

When you go into chemist, also buy some condoms, and vasaline and await reaction.

Not forgetting the latex gloves.

pablomakaveli

Buy a slab of beer, a playboy and some lynx when buying the tampons so the checkout girls will know you're still a real man.

Santa Claus

Be sure to keep 1 or 2 for yourself after you buy them in case you ever get a bad nosebleed !

orourkeda

Tell her to man up.

A bit of aul fanny blood never killed anyone.

Wurly

Biggins wrote: »

No, do the decent thing and show you care.
(Besides, if you don't - she will NEVER forget!)

This is true....:D

gothicus

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

LOL what a PUSSY u are PMSL

tallaghtmick

ill never forget the young lad who had to buy some for his missus and he was letting everyone go ahead of him,i politely declined:D

MitchKoobski

See if you have any sealant in the shed..

hynesie08

Follow this advice TO THE LETTER (possibly nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh0bGnZ6H4E

Dave!

I'd be morto if I were you, it's gonna be so embarressing walking to the feminine hygiene section, people will be looking at you wondering if you're some kind of sicko. Then you'll pick up the tampons (check nobody else is in the aisle when you do this) and people will see you walking around with them, they won't say anything but they'll be cringing. Then when you get to the counter, you'll be queuing up for at least a couple of minutes, and the people behind you will see what you're holding and you'll start going red. Then some young wan will serve you and she'll be like "Is tha' all?", and you'll be like "eh... yeah...", "WHA?", "Yeah...", and when you leave she'll be whispering to the other girls at the till and they'll remember your face in case you come back. I'd recommend buying a load of male hygiene products like Lynx and the likes, and just sneaking the tampons in there and hope that they don't notice what they are when they're scanning them. Pretty unlikely though, the packaging is very obvious and distinctive.

In short, it's gonna be horrific, and if I were you I'd be dreading it. Horrific. You're f*cked.

PK2008

Theres nothing sexier than a man who is willing to buy tampons for his GF.



Except a man who tucks his junk between his legs and dances around like the fairy queen

amacachi

Punch yourself in the nose on the way, make sure it's bleeding a lot and say you got jumped as you were walking past the chemist. Make you seem dead cool.

orourkeda

Will she be putting out any time soon

Devia

http://cgi.ebay.ie/Tampax-Tampons-Compak-Fresh-Regular-20-pk-/150471016578?pt=UK_Health_HealthCare_RL&hash=item2308c58082

Only 3-5 business days. Sure she'll be grand til then.

af_thefragile

Use the self checkout. No one will notice.

Piriz

Girlfriend needs tampons........Dental Plan!!!

fonecrusher1

af_thefragile wrote: »

Use the self checkout. No one will notice.

Yeah but what if someone does spot them & says "HEY EVERYONE THAT GUY OVER THERE IS BUYING TAMPONS LOOK, NOT HIM....HIM??!!!"

Larianne

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

No its not.

I got my boyfriend to go out and get me tampons. Although, I was in hospital and couldn't walk due to him crashing the motorbike we were on so it only seemed fair.

What's her excuse?

rubadub

af_thefragile wrote: »

Use the self checkout. No one will notice.

Except they are so light they will not register on the scales, then alarms go off, security come over with 6 auld ones and interrogate you and start calling out for price checks on heavy flow tampons over the intercom.

I seriously expect if I was female I would have loads of them hoarded away, bought in bulk some place. I cannot remember ever running out of jacks roll in my house, or booze for that matter. It is something you KNOW you are going to have to use so I would have a supply at the ready.

MarkR

Make sure to ask for genuine Cherokee Hair Tampons.

Carl Sagan

Go get the stupid tampons

OutlawPete

When I was around 20, I was about to drive into town with my mates one night and before we set off, I stopped outside the local shop (where I knew all the female staff) and I asked the lads did any of them want anything.

Few wanted the usual Bars, Crisps, Sweets, Drink etc and one mate also said he wanted a pack of Mint Lil Lets.

I asked for them too

peasant

Just say "yes dear" head out and come back three hours later, pissed, reeking of drink, with a sixpack, a takeway and a rental DVD ...and no tampons.

She won't trouble you again.




Ever.

chicken fingers

Give her an old sock, tell her to double up on underwear and send her off to do it herself!

Wurly

Piriz wrote: »

Girlfriend needs tampons........Dental Plan!!!

The words 'tampon' and 'dental' should NEVER appear in the same sentence in fairness...:p

veryangryman

Been there

Done that

Bought the tampons


Worse still, same girl asked me to accompany her 12 year old cousin who was getting her first one. The awkward handing them to her to get them at the checkout made me redder than a cherry :eek:

Jack Daniels? Yes i needed 3 or 4 after that day

dizzymac

Trí wrote: »

The words 'tampon' and 'dental' should NEVER appear in the same sentence in fairness...:p

Certain websites would strongly disagree.

Larianne

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

No its not.

I got my boyfriend to go out and get me tampons. Although, I was in hospital and couldn't walk due to him crashing the motorbike we were on so it only seemed fair.

What's her excuse?

chicken fingers

Give her an old sock, tell her to double up on underwear and send her off to do it herself!

t0mm13b

Ahhh jayzuz...

Man up, she'll love you even more and might treat you to lil extra (and no, not to be anally reticient)...

FFS, if you can stick your pénís up her vágíná, its no different to a tampon up her vágíná .. ffs..do her a favour and get out there and buy them out of your money...

she'll appreciate you and will think "hey my b/f is so darn cool"

sorry for the cupla focail eilé

Asphyxia

Jaysus :rolleyes:

Suck it up and get them!

George83

Not at all outrageous. They're only tampons ffs.

FoxT

Crikey, don't suck it up! Yuckity yuck yuk!

There may be an option available to you which would result in her not requiring tampons for a couple of months at least. If that aint on the cards, man up ffs & just go gettem.

PogMoThoin

Its a well known thing for Wimmin to send Guys for tampons, to see if You'll do it, to prove You're worthy marriage material.

My advise, GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! While its not too late. You're not gettin any for a bit anyways